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上期听力文本中英对照: Dialogue: JJ: Hey, Xiao Gao, what cha up to? Did I catch you at a bad time? 京晶:嘿,小高,在干嘛呢?我打扰你了吗? XG: No, Im just rehearsing for an American Idol audition. 小高:没呢。我正
So, Darius, what was Earl like as a dad? It must have been great, huh? 达瑞斯,厄尔是个什么样的爸爸?感觉一定很棒吧? I bet he packed the coolest lunches. A joint for recess, and a gin and juice box. 我敢说他一定给你准备
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, t
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
You can marry any one of them One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's
St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order
春节前大街小巷都是一片欢快的景象吧 而南方的冰雪已经开始消融~ 真是一个好消息~ 这里带来这样的一首欢快的曲子 在这里给大家拜年啦~~~ 希望在新的一年里所有的人都幸福安康,快乐平安^_^ Fast Food Song Can I take your order please? Let's eat to the beat (
歌曲:The Neighbourhood-How(电视剧《初代吸血鬼》插曲) The 25-year-old Australian actress The CW show The Originals returns from its winter hiatus TONIGHT! In our interview, Claire disclosed her favorite former cast mates on The Vampire
关于way最常见的用法莫过于on one's way home(在某人回家的路上),但是今天我们要来学习way的另外一种用法。今天我们来学习《摩登家庭第一季》中的一个场景。这个场景中,父母叫孩子们下楼吃
An online shopper has been left dumbfounded after a parcel he ordered was left wedged in his gutter - 20ft above his front door - by a bungling delivery company. 一个英国人在网购后被笨手笨脚的快递公司给惊呆了。他发现自己的
Kids React To Cinnamon Challenge. ok, a hundred kabillion people ask me to do Cinnamon Challenge. kabillion? is that a real number? i love cinnamon challenge. you're so stupid, it's just a little tea spoon. OMG! oh crap! what the heck? you gotta be..
国外最奇葩的商品,你会买吗? New Words: attach vt/vi. 附上;贴上 utilize vt. 利用,使用 entertainment n. 娱乐节目;娱乐 消遣; bulge v.凸出;膨胀; Toilet Golf 厕所高尔夫 Inventions like this one make you wonder who
He didn't mind! - No.So Jeremy Renner You present with Jeremy, he got so much flack for what he said, 他一点都不在意 -没错 杰瑞米雷纳 你和杰瑞米一起上台颁奖 他说的话引起了不少议论 He said something about your Gol
How to learn English faster and a whole lot more fun 如何快速趣味学习英语 Check out the Top Videos on YouTube and watch for at least a few minutes Most of them are hilarious! It will be so worth it. Try looking at the comments to pick up so
美剧《生活大爆炸》搞笑主题曲:Big Bang Theory Artist:Barenaked Ladies Song:Big Bang Theory Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, 宇宙一度又烫又稠密 Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... 140亿年
Most Hilarious Responses To Public Notices Ever 生活中,我们经常会写便条提醒自己或是他人。但是今天看到这么有喜感的便条,还是第一次。不信你就看看吧! New Words: ASAP: as soon as possible 尽快 hot 热的
New Words: hospitalize vt. 就医;把送入医院治疗 interpretation n. 理解;解释;翻译; appetite n.欲望;胃口 An international student was hospitalized in China and fell under the care of a nurse that didn't speak English. Understanding th
台湾籍旅美老师今天交给我们的句子是: Prefer a more passive route? How about simply watching TV? Spend a good 2 and a half hours surfing through channels, and you'll actually burn those 200 calories. Watch something hilarious and you