搞笑英文短信

Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 不是每一朵花

马克·亚伯拉罕:笑并思考 搞笑诺贝尔奖

作为搞笑诺贝尔奖的创始人，马克 亚伯拉罕探寻着世界最不可思议的研究。在这个发人深省，也让人捧腹大笑的演讲里，他分享了一些与众不同，却又真真切切的科学故事 。 他同时强调了，

访谈录 2008-02-21&02-23, 贝克汉姆夫妇超搞笑访谈-1

Now Scary is, you comfy? Beckham, what about you? (All right) Listen, just coz this is Comic Relief, doesn't mean you should speak in a silly voice, right? OK, let me, now, where did you two meet? We met at the football. Beckham, was you into the Sp

访谈录 2008-02-27 贝克汉姆夫妇超搞笑访谈-3

But that ain't an insult and that is the biggest compliment you can pay for a woman. Respect. No, but seriously, does you take it up the butt? No, of course I don't. Beckham, you telling me you ain't never been caught offside? No. But me heard you w

访谈录 2008-02-24 贝克汉姆夫妇超搞笑访谈-2

I can see Yeah, that's more like camel whose girl? Now, it must be amazing going out with a Spice Girl, but in an ideal world and no disrespect to your bitch, wouldn't, in an ideal world, wouldn't you rather be with Baby? No. So how many the Spice G

超级搞笑翻译句子

超级搞笑翻译句子 1 Great minds think alike. (英雄所见略同，这句做第一句最合适不过了，不过最好翻译成英雄 和美女所见略同，嘿嘿) 2 Get going!(赶快动身吧，用在开始行动时) 3 We've got to hit the road.(我们要赶快了，和上一句用法相同，hit the road表现出紧急

英语竟能如此搞笑

一 有一对外国老夫妇到内蒙古农村住了下来。因为村里的人无法和他们交流，老夫妇很寂寞，就养了一只猫。一天早上 ，老夫妇正梳理猫毛，一个人从旁

双语视频：印度阿三卖鱼大叔搞笑神曲“一磅鱼之歌”

ONE-POUND FISH 一磅鱼 英语歌词及中文翻译 Can you do the fish song for me? Okay. 你能为我表演鱼之歌吗?好。 Cmon, ladies! Cmon, ladies! Cmon, ladies! Cmon, ladies! One-pound fish! 来吧，小姐!来吧，小姐!来吧，小姐!来

7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottageBy FRIENDS Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novelsthe Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an out

英语操作敏捷游戏:馋嘴加菲猫

[全屏观看] 点击右键- 另存为 可保存这个Flash影片 游戏说明: 各位玩家，应该有不少都是它的fans吧!玩过下面的小游戏，或许你就会知道他那么胖的原因.

英语游戏:加菲猫的美梦

[全屏观看] 点击右键- 另存为 可保存这个Flash影片 作品简介 ： 咖菲猫最喜欢的事就是美美的睡上一觉了。你能让它有多久的美梦呢？点羊拖到弹弓上射到咖菲身上，就可以得到半个小时的睡眠

微笑的方式-用搞笑的人包围自己(3)

Ways to smile 微笑的方式 Get a flow. 获得生活之流 You all ready have a flow if you have a hobby that causes you to loose track of time and get lost in it. 如果你有爱好能够让你忘却时间忘我于其中，那么你就已经拥有了

英语如此搞笑，翻译如此残暴

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

2016年搞笑诺贝尔奖得主出炉：奇葩得笑哭了

Rats in tiny trousers, pseudoscientific bullshit, the personalities of rocks, and Volkswagens, shall we say, creative approach to emissions testing were among the research topics honored by the 2016 Ig Nobel Prizes. The winners were announced last ni

George Dyson:计算机的诞生

科学历史学家George Dyson讲述现代计算机的诞生：从16世纪起源，到早期计算机工程师的搞笑笔记簿。

菲利普亲王的搞笑语录

英国女王伊丽莎白二世的丈夫菲利普亲王10日迎来90岁生日。与英国女王结婚64年来，菲利普亲王过人的精力、健硕的身体以及强烈的公众责任感都伴随他走过无数正式场合。不过他最引人注目

OMG!美语 BRB! Be Right Back!

1) BRB ＝ be right back马上回来 2) JK = just kidding 开玩笑 3) LOL = laugh out loud 你听到或者看到搞笑的东西, 就可以这么说

搞笑生活哲理短句

1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money! 2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ... 3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall! 4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but ca

OMG美语：OMG!美语,Happy Bday Baijie!

1) so cute 超级可爱 2) trilingual 会说三种语言 3) hilarious 搞笑的 4) kindhearted 好心肠的

TED演讲视频:计算机的诞生

科学历史学家George Dyson讲述现代计算机的诞生：从16世纪起源，到早期计算机工程师的搞笑笔记簿。