搞笑生活哲理短句
英语课
1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!
2. Burn incense 1 and may not necessarily be a monk 2, but also may be the panda ...
3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!
4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~
6. "What is the optimists 3 who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"
1.钱不是问题，问题是没钱!
2.烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫...
3.喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!
4.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.
5.谁说我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~
6."什么叫乐观派的人?""这个...............就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨!"
v.激怒；n.香，焚香时的烟，香气
- This proposal will incense conservation campaigners.这项提议会激怒环保人士。
- In summer,they usually burn some coil incense to keep away the mosquitoes.夏天他们通常点香驱蚊。
n.和尚，僧侣，修道士
- The man was a monk from Emei Mountain.那人是峨眉山下来的和尚。
- Buddhist monk sat with folded palms.和尚合掌打坐。
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