well,it looks like he's showing her the extended warranty,I think. 看着像 他在给她看延期保修卡 What kind of children's book is someone getting a washer? 什么儿童书那是 还洗衣机 Sheryl Beshoff in Bruceville,Indiana,this is a pi

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Ellen is all new with Ted Dansen and Oscar nominee Christopher Plummer,Plus Jenna Dicky. 全新的Ellen秀迎来了Ted Dansen 和获得奥斯卡提名的Christopher Plummer 以及Jenna Dicky Are you worry that I gonna scare you?I just get this parano

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You wanna do this I'm sure.Hi,Melissa.Hello. 你想这样吧 你好 Melissa 你好 How are you.Very good.I want to sit like a lady. 最近可好 很好 我也想坐的像个淑女 I know my mom probably go,don't sit on your foot.Why do you always do

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Alright,we're back with my birthday show,and I missing Jimmy. 我们回来 这是我的生日秀 我找不到Jimmy And I don't know where he goes or what he's doing during break. 我也不知道他在休息的时候 去哪里了或者在做什么 But

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Wow,all right.Tony?yes.You are excited for teh Super Bowl this weekend I know.Cause your team is in there. Tony? 在 我知道你很期待这周的超级碗 因为你喜欢的球队进入了总决赛 Yes,I'm incredibly excited,go Giants!You,Go Giants

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That's what ways gonna up.Well,they're not 20,they're playing babies. 原来是这样的 呃 他们还没20呢 戏里都是些小宝宝 instant family.instant family.Yeah,and do you feel protect of them,I mean.Do you ever take on that role?Do you fee

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Nicle and Sam still unengaged.Yeah,that's...Clearly.he's not that great.She's trying to get rid of himself. Nicle和Sam还是没有订婚 是的 那是 很明显 他没有那么棒 她只是想要拜托他老公而已 Kellan,let's talk about this for

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

It's an Ellen full of surprises and miracles! 这就是艾伦 充满惊喜与奇迹的艾伦 I am not talking about child birth.We all konw how that happens.It is not a miracle, just disgusting. 我说的可不是生孩子 咱们都知道那是咋回事

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Hi Simon,Hello Ellen,It's been a week,I know it's been a week 嘿 西蒙 你好 艾伦 一周过去了 我知道一周过去了 I just said it's so weird now being on your show 我是说现在出现在你的节目上真不可思议 Cuz you know we ar

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

This is from Custer South Dakota,10:10pm,suspicious people were reported doing something with flashlights by the side of North 5th street in Custer 这条来自南达科塔州的卡斯特 晚上十点十分 几个可疑分子拿着手电筒 鬼鬼祟祟

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Thank you very much,Thank you very much.Back at you and all that noise love and energy.Right back at you,thanks for being here.How are you,are you good 太感谢了 非常感谢 感谢你们对我的支持 谢谢你们今天的到来 你们过的怎么

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(134) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Hi,Hi sweetheart.How are you Paula,I'm great.Good,Simon how are you,I'm great,thank you. 嗨 你好啊 甜心 你好吗Paula 我很好 太好了 你呢 Simon 我很好 谢谢 Good,I'm so happy to see you all together again.This is actually,uhh,I real

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You look handsome,thank you,you too.you look great and I'm so happy that you are here 你看起来很帅 谢谢 你也是 你起色不错 很高兴 看到你来 and I wanna catch up with,I haven't seen you really in a long time 我想跟你叙叙旧 真

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I would be at the first doctor,I will make the laundry lesson to be the first doctor 我将是他的第一个医生 会从洗衣开始 学习成为他的第一位医生 This is not happening to me,so I can't imagine how you live your whole life 这我都

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(223) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

All right,you don't even know about this,we are back with Chaz Bono and we have somebody on the phone right now 你不知道有这个电话 欢迎回来 我们嘉宾是Chaz Bono 现在有人电话正在线 Okay,hello,hello.Cher,yeah.It's your mom 好啊

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(122) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I think I'm,I mean in really kind of stereotypical,you know different male and femal way 我比较倾向于传统固定的男女思维方式 I think I am probably more like want to fix things a little less emotional,a little bit more there's a proble

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One of my girlfriend had a transgendered male friend 我一个女性朋友有一个变性后的男朋友 and I remember thinking you know he must feel like I do,but way worse 我想他的感受应该跟我差不多 或者更糟糕 I knew we were like

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(141) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

All right boy,first of all I have to say,what a brave brave human being you are 首先我必须得说 你是一个非常非常勇敢的人 Thank you.Because for so many reasons and then to be this lightening rod right now that is getting all this att

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(119) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

We are back with Jon Cryer.So now I assume Ashton,he probably doesn't know every single thing that Demi has been in 欢迎回来 这是Jon Cryer 我想Ashtoon很可能不清楚跟Demi合作过的每个人 But did he know that you had worked with his

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That's great,and Ball that dog is cute.He is very cute.Yeah,that's a really really cute dog 这样很好 Ball太可爱啊 非常可爱 非常非常可爱 My head writer Kevin has a dog just like that.They're good looking dog.The curling,yeah.he's ver

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