All right yesterday was superbowl Sunday that means today is classical joke Monday 那么昨天是超级碗星期天 这就意味着今天是经典笑话星期一 Oh,it's popular.It's catching on 哦 好流行啊 好赶时髦啊 So today's joke is sp

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Hello, right over there.Hi.So, what about these two beautiful ladies. 你们好 嗨 这两位漂亮的女士 Would you join me in a selfie?Sure.So, please, come here closer. 想和我来张自拍吗 好啊 离我近点儿 Try to come around and be re

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Since Ellen Pompeo loves basketball. 艾伦旁派喜欢篮球 She is gonna help us out.During the break,we split the audience into two sections. 广告期间 她帮了我们个忙 我们把观众们分为了两组 So, this section over here on, is go

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Dame Ellen MacArthur (born in 1976) is a very brave and talented English yachtswoman. Her first name is Ellen; Dame is a special title she received for her outstanding achievements from the British Queen. On 7 February 2005, she broke the world recor

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Hi,hi,I have a gift for you 你好 嗨 我给你带了份礼物 I see there's something in your hand,what is it 我看到你拿着东西了 是什么 I wrapped it in this beautiful bag that you gave me earlier 我把它装在这个漂亮的袋子里 这

发表于:2019-02-21 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

It's kind of exciting,I'm not being ungrateful 它让我感到兴奋 我并不是不心存感激 I've had a fantastic time and you know the show changed my life 我拥有了一段梦幻的时光 你知道这个秀改变了我的人生 but I just kind

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Osteria IIson,is that right?Yes Osteria IIson 这么读对吗 对的 how do you feel all those picture I just show to everybody else?I'm scared,I bet you are 你觉得我刚才展示给大家的照片怎么样 吓到我了 你肯定吓着了 I bet yo

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See that you think the guys have you everything.NO,you brought some else and here I do have things. 看到他们 你觉得这就是我所带的一切么 不会吧 你还带了别的 我还真的有 There are things,their clips are everything.I know y

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

This is so hard to hear talking,you have no idea. 戴这个有点听不清 你无法理解 Ok,and so what you wanna do is you wanna get on this Slender Slimmer. 所以你需要的东西就是 穿上这个叫Slender Slimmer的仪器 And this,Ellen,you

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And me for the outside,what you wanna do is you want the vitamin C and the anti-oxidants help the skin as well, 我就是外在美 你需要做的就是 让维生素C和抗氧化剂滋润你的皮肤 So what I did,Ellen,is I got a little bit of kiwi,

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

That's right,Ellen.Ladies love tight pants. 没错Ellen 女士们超爱热裤 and they also love long hair as well. 并且她们也喜欢有长头发的哦 You know,commercials are important part of the Super Bowl, 你知道 广告在超级碗比赛中

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Hi,Ellen,it's great to be here at Sport Desk, 嗨 Ellen 很高兴来到贵体育台 This is your first time enthuse a anchor?That's right,Ellen. 这是你第一次客串主持吧 是的 Ellen And it's your first time wearing yellow polo exterior blaz

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So it feels like.Adam serously beat me up.Funny,that's funny.I'm sorry. 就像是 Adam痛打了我一顿 有趣吧 真有趣 兄弟 我错了 And I love you.I'm sorry.That's nice,Blake.You are a strong man,But I have seen him naked. 我爱你 我错了

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So she booked and she's bringing you along.Yeah,I'm still a,All right.He's going for the free beer. 所以是她定的票 顺道带你一起 是的 我不过是 好的 他为免费的啤酒而去 So,and Adam,you'll be there as well.I'll be there as w

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I don't know.It sounds like they want to clean house and start over again,and that's,that's cool. 我不知道 看起来他们要清理门户 重整旗鼓 这很好 Seems a lot of cheaper,yeah.Just two of them,just L.A Reid and Simon. 看起来成本降

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Yes,it is a poker set.It's a special poker set.Okay,cause I love poker,do you play? I do play poker,yes. 是的 是很特殊的一套 我喜欢打牌 你呢 我也是 And they have my pictures on all the chips.Well,not on all the chips. 在筹码上还

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Ellen's been the first part of her life as a baby,and she was a giant baby. 她的一生从婴儿开始 当时她是一个巨婴 So big in fact that she would not feed in her house,and has to be raised in the yard. 实在太大了 房子里养不开 只

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We are back,we are with very talented Bruno Mars,thanks for being here. 现在回来 坐在我身边的是天才歌手Bruno Mars Congratulations since you won a Grammy.that's right,that's right Ellen. 恭喜你拿格莱美了 说得对 Ellen now it's

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I believe he believes that he was a real priest.There's something going on here.Was he a real priest? 我相信他自己会相信他是个牧师 因为他脑子里想着这件事 他是真的牧师吗 He was likely just show how much will pay attenti

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Keep laugh.And then cry.now cry,now cry Noo..As I said,we are back. 不停地大笑 然后大哭 现在哭 哭 不 我们回来了 So I have sent Sofia Vergara from Modern Family over to the Mile which is a little market on the lot. 我已经把摩登家

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