艾伦脱口秀第261期:情人节主题
英语课
All right yesterday was superbowl Sunday that means today is classical joke Monday 那么昨天是超级碗星期天 这就意味着今天是经典笑话星期一
Oh,it's popular.It's catching 1 on 哦 好流行啊 好赶时髦啊
So today's joke is sport theme,are you ready everybody? 所以今天的笑话是运动主题 大家准备好了吗
Why can't you play sports in the jungle,why 为什么你不能在丛林做运动 为什么
Because some of the animals are cheaters,you are welcome 因为有一些动物是骗子 不用谢了哈
Don't ow me you when you know you gonna be told later 别吆喝我 当你知道我会马上揭晓答案
So valentine's day is next week and I know what you thinking 那么下个周就是情人节了 我知道你们想什么呢
What can I get love one to show how much I care 给我爱的人买点什么能证明我的爱
and there is only one answer,something from the Ellen shop 那么答案只有一个 就是Ellen商店的东西
So we selling some Valentine's day theme items 我们卖一些情人节主题的东西
This is a shirt that we selling,that I really like a whole lot 这有个我们卖的上衣 我真的很爱
It's a love T-shirt which is just dress and cool looking 这是一个"爱"的T恤 穿上看起来很酷
and we also have red and black Ellen underwear 2 that were selling 我们还有红黑的Ellen内裤 正在热卖
We have little underwear like that,and little boy short like that 我们有像这样的小女生内裤 还有这样的小男孩内裤
and everytime we design something new,we keep adding the new theme to the Ellen shop. 每一次我们设计新款时 我们总会在Ellen商店里增加新款式
There always few that they don't quite work out,this year we have some things that I though 但总有一些没效果的 我觉得今年我们有一些东西
Would spice up you know I just thought,Ellen addable underwear is popular 会像我想的那样使你们更有情趣 Ellen可增加花样的内裤很流行
So why not Ellen addable underwear,we got the addable part right 所以为什么不用这种内裤呢 我们有可增加花样 对的
But well we just made mistake I think,we use pretzels and I feel like 但是我觉得我们犯了个错误 我们用了椒盐脆饼干 我觉得
I don't know,well we found out during the focus group we found out 我不知道呀 我们通过售点小组发现
there is two things people don't want on the underwear,cream and salt 人们不喜欢两种东西在他们内裤上 奶油和盐
adj.易传染的，有魅力的，迷人的，接住
- There are those who think eczema is catching.有人就是认为湿疹会传染。
- Enthusiasm is very catching.热情非常富有感染力。
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