艾伦脱口秀第258期:骑个独角兽
英语课
when I was given a talk show 当我做脱口秀时
this sentence I really never though would ever ever come out from my mouth 这种话我真的从来没有从我的嘴里说出来过
but why are you mountain a unicorn 1 但是得说你干嘛骑个独角兽
I was dare to do it,you was dare to do it 我是敢想敢做 你是敢想敢做
because it doesn't look like he is painting you exactly,That's not exactly 因为他看起来可不像在画你 这很明显不是
It's to you but to me it's exactly like me,all right 你是这样想的 但对我来说这画的就是我 好吧
well then it looks exactly like you 那么看起来可真像你
where is Hgla Galiger? where is Hgla Galiger? Hala Galiger在哪 Hala Galiger在哪
Hi,Hala,is that Hala? Am I pronounce it right？Hala,Hala Hala你好 是Hala么 我发音对么 Hala Hala
I never heard that before probably 我以前真没听说过
All right,you have kids right? Yes，How many kids do you have? 好吧 你有孩子 对吗 是的 你有多少孩子
three steps and one of my own，ok 三个收养的 我自己生有一个 好的
and they probably do chores around the house probably? yes 她们在家里还做点家务是吧 是的
I'm just wondering this is one of these chores that you actually have 我只是有点好奇 这也是你家务中的一项吗
who is that? you know this man I assume 2 这人是谁 我感觉你肯定认识这个人
actually that is my brother,that's your brother，even worse that gets creep 3 其实这个人是我哥哥 这是你哥哥 更恶劣了 变得更惊愕了
I was freaking out that was your husband and your daughter was shaving your husband's back，but she is shaving her uncle's back 如果这个人是你丈夫 你女儿在刮你丈夫的背我就很惊讶了 但是她是在刮她舅的背
Is this regular current or this just first time?just on the holidays 这是常有的事 还是这是第一次 就在节目的时候有
n.(传说中的)独角兽
- The unicorn is an imaginary beast.独角兽是幻想出来的动物。
- I believe unicorn was once living in the world.我相信独角兽曾经生活在这个世界。
vt.假装；假定，设想；承担；呈现，采取
- I assume that he won't cheat you.想来他是不会骗你的。
- We can't assume anything in this case.在这种情况下我们不可能做出假设。
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