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(Previously on growing pains) Jason: Yes it seems that your grandmother and, uh, Wally: Wally. Jason: Wally, have set a wedding date. Grandma: On a cruise to the Caribbean. Mike: Not a bad commute. Ben: Mike, listen to this. Grandma: Whats this? Jas
Ben: If Mike doesnt show up, can I have his ravioli? Everyone: No. Maggie: Where is Mike anyway? He's usually home from work by dinner time. Ben: They could have had an emergency at the carwash. Carol: An emergency. What a bug storm on the expresswa
Maggie: Jason, isnt it a little early to start the bacon? Jason: He! Not in this family. The only way I can get a slice is to cook it early. The earlier the better. Maggie: Thats ridiculous. Jason: Its not ridiculous Maggie. Its self defense. (Phone
Mike: cartoons! Ben, you are watching cartoons at your age? Ben: Whats wrong with that? Mike: Whats wrong Ben, is that with cable, we have got the all womens wrestling channel. Oh hey, the road runner! My favorite. Maggie: Maybe you didnt take your
Mike: How the heck did I let you talk me into getting up before the pigs just to get tickets to a stupid concert? Ben: Because you are broke, and Im paying you five bucks an hour. I hope we get there while there's still some good tickets left. Mike:
Carol: This baby-care schedule really stinks. Ben: You gonna eat your cereal? Carol: No. This doesn't bother you? Ben: Not if I don't use your spoon. Mike: Morning house dwellers! And cave dweller. Hey, listen, did Mom leave for work yet? Carol: Wha
Toni: Mike, I really had fun today. Mike: Well I must say, today has gone pretty much the same for me too. So far. Knock on wood. Alright, do you like card tricks? Toni: They're my favorite. Mike: Alright. Pick a card, any card. Ok. Alright. Now thi
Mike: Oh hi guys. Maggie: Hi mike. Jason: Well, your timing is terrible. We just finished dinner. Maggie: Oh gosh. I didnt even realize it was dinner time. I've been working all day on my English term paper. Maggie: All day? Mike: Yeah, pretty much.
Ben: Great Stinky, I'll meet you at the mall in twenty minutes. I'll be in women's underwear. No, I didn't get permission yet, but don't worry, it's no sweat. Mike: Benny, excuse me! Women's underwear! Ben: What's that for? I'm not gonna be wearing
Maggie's mom = Kate (Grandma) Maggie's dad = Ed (Grandpa) e Top of the morning to you. j Hi Ed, Kate. Ed!! Ed, what are you doing here? e Got your key out from under the mat; first place a burglar would look, by the way. k I tried to use the micro w
Mike: I got something I'd like to say. Grandma: Go ahead Mike. Mike: First I'd like to thank Mom and Dad and...and Grandma Erma and Grandpa Wally, for showing us all how great love and marriage really can be. And, I've also got kind of a surprise fo
Mike: Wow you guys must find this civil ore stuff pretty interesting to stay 5mins late. Mr. Tenneco: I believe I just did an involuntary fandangle. Mike: Yea Mr. Tenneco how can I help you. Mr. Tenneco: Actually I wanted to speak to your father. Mik
Mike: Oh, this is a nightmare. It all started when I sold my parents a trip to Europe and I got one for free. That's when my troubles began. And that's when I met Amy. Amy: Do you realize that according to the itinerary, we're missing the grave of V
Previously on Growing Pains. Maggie: So what happened to your State Teachers College? Mike: I'm not going. Jason: Exactly what's going on mike? Mike: I lied. Jason: You want that same rent. You want the Sever meal deal, then you've got to study some
Jason: No paper again this morning! Maggie: That's five days in a row. Jason: And more importantly that's two Dollars I'm deducting from next months bill. Maggie: What, no interest? Jason: Two Dollars and fourteen Cents. Maggie: Who are you calling?
Jason: Mike! Mike! Mike! If you're in there, things'll go easier on you, if you come out now! But not much! You know, I stupidly assumed that it would be impossible for you to get in trouble, with your high school principle two years after you gradu
Carol: Is that the mail man? Was that the mail man leaving? Mike: What! Not even a hello, for your dear sweet brother? Carol: Hello! Was that the mail man leaving? Mike: Carol, your lack in sincerity wounds me. Carol: Mike, where's the stinking mail
Ken: So, what we have is a stock, which should yield significant profits, Dr. Seaver. Jason: Please, call me Jason. Ken: But, I also have to tell you that all stocks can go down, Jason. Grandma: Son, Ken handles all of our investments; we swear by h
Receptionist: Mike Seaver! Mike: Here's my number then. Auditioner: Hello, Mike. Mike: Oh, hi, very nice to meet you. Auditioner: Are those prop books? Mike: Err...oh, oh, no. See, I go to Alf Landen Junior College. In fact that's where I'm supposed
Jason: Maggie, if we don't leave now we are going to miss the start of that movie. Maggie: I don't care. I'm just going to see Mel Gibson. Jason: Remember Mike, Chrissy's bedtime is... Maggie: Right now. Mike: Hey! you told me it was in an hour. Chr