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用听的背单词-基础2000MP3(HL-10)

hunger---------挨饿 hungry---------饥饿 humid---------潮湿的 human--------人的 humor--------幽默

发表于:2018-12-01 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 用听的背单词-基础2000MP3(h-z)

英文笑话：patience 你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢

垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？ 旁观者：我没那耐性。

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(235) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

现在怎么办？

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文小幽默（6）

懂得一门外语的重要性 A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语幽默短剧剧本

AprilFool'sDay N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him foolman, nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family. Mum: All right, but please see me at times.

发表于:2018-12-12 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英文剧本

答非所问的各种搞笑对话

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? 绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么？ Merry Christmas to ewe（发音同you）! 母羊圣诞节快乐。（祝你圣诞节快乐） What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? 把什么

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

实用英语句子(1)

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

Drew Dudley:平凡的领导力

我们都改变过他人的生活而且常常是在不经意间。在这个幽默的演讲中，Drew Dudley呼吁我们将领导力看成改善彼此生活的平凡行为，并赞美它的价值。

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 TED公开课:会心一笑

英文幽默笑话：Cheap price for a horse

After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50. 一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。 Inadvertently the paper added a

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

今年母亲节换个花样儿过

Mother's Day is celebrated to honor all mothers and express gratitude for the hardships they bear in bringing up a child. 母亲节是向妈妈们致敬，并表达出我们感激她们生育之恩的一种方式。 Most countries including US, Austr

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

白领英语口语（1）

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

发表于:2019-02-21 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

英文幽默笑话：是哪两个词？

What Are The Two Words？ A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．My dear， said the old lady，I wish you would do something for me．I wish you would promise me never to use two words．One islousyand the other isswell．

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：新员工

A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we disco

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：让座

To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 让座 小约翰告诉妈妈：早

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：她要买什么？

A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer．No，maam， we haven't had any for a while， and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon． Horrified，the manager came runningover to the customer and said，Of course， we'll have somesoon， W

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：不是我的错

It's Not My Fault Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的错 妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。 女儿：妈，

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：大五个月

Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But John's brothe

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：三个乞丐

King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said， You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head． Do men who least desire get most， Or get the most who most desire？ A begg

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(233) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：新生儿

The New Baby Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(225) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

年长者阶层

Senior Class During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too,

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(194) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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