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[00:17.03]This section is designed to test your ability to understand spoken English. [00:24.24]You will hear a selection of recorded materials [00:29.02]and you must answer the questions that accompany them. [00:33.41]There are three parts in this s
Acultleaderclaimedthathesurvivedonair. Adoubtersaid,IsawyoueatingFrenchfriesatMcDonald'syesterday. Thegurureplied,Youcan'tcallthatfood. Notes: 1.Acultleaderclaimedthathesurvivedonair. 有一个教派的领导者宣称,他靠空气就能存活。 su
Doyouknowwhythechickencrossedtheroad? EithertoescapeKentuckyFriedChickenorjusttogettotheotherside. Notes: 1.Doyouknowwhythechickencrossedtheroad? 你知道为什么鸡要过马路吗? 这是 - 个美国很典型的冷笑话( StupidJoke). 很简单,
Apreacheraskedhiswife,HowcanImakemycongregationpayattentiontomeduringmysermon? Sheanswered,Puttheclockrightbehindyouonthewall. Notes: 1.Apreacheraskedhiswife,HowcanImakemycongregationpayattentiontomeduringmysermon? 一个传教士问他的妻子:我该
JesuswalkedintoaHiltonHotel. Hetossedthreenailsonthecounterandasked,Canyouputmeupforthenight? Theclerkanswered,Sorry , novacancies,butwehaveamangeroutback. Notes: 1.JesuswalkedintoaHiltonHotel. 耶稣走进一家希尔顿饭店。 Jesus[ ˈ dʒi:zə
Twoministerswerediscussingmorality. Onewasconvincedthemodernworldwasdeclining. Hesaid,Premaritalsexisthereasonforourdownfall. Heproudlysaid,Ididn'tsleepwithmywifebeforemarriage,didyou? Theotherreplied,Ican'tremember.Whatwasyourwife'smaidenname? Notes
【生词预览】 warranty 保证, coffin 棺材, mortuary 太平间, exhume 挖出 【笑话原文】 LifetimeWarranty Afterburyinghismotherninemonthslater,aclientofthelocalmortuaryfinallyhadenoughmoneytopurchasetheexpensivecoffinhismotherori
【生词预览】 smuggle 走私, sentry 哨兵, instruct 命令, reluctantly 不情愿地, bartender 酒保 【笑话原文】 WhatWereYouSmuggling Thesuspicious-lookingmandroveuptotheborder,wherehewasgreetedbyasentry.Whentheguardlookedinth
【生词预览】 elate 使高兴, calendar 日历 【笑话原文】 Tomorrow IwaselatedwhenmysoncalledmefromJapanwiththewonderfulnewsofmygrandson sbirth.Itookdownallthestatisticsandturnedtorelateitalltomyco-workers. I magrandmother! Ideclared. I
【生词预览】 wrap 包裹 【笑话原文】 GiftWrapping OntheafternoonofSecretaryDay,myco-workerandIfinallyfoundthetimetogetgiftsforoursecretaries.Whileatthestore,mycolleaguenoticedmydisappointment. What swrong? heasked. Theywon tprovidegiftwr
【生词预览】 reverse 倒退, charge 收费 【笑话原文】 PleaseReversetheCharges Therewasaladywhotookataxihome,andwhenthetaxidriverapproachedherhouseshetoldhimtostop,saying,Okay,here,hereisgood. Thensheaskedthedriver,Howmuchisit?Andthedr
【生词预览】 freshman 新生, inadvance 提前, warn 预告, disarray 混乱 【笑话原文】 WarningSeveralweeksafteroursonbeganhisfreshmanyearatAlmaCollegeinMichigan,myhusbandandIdecidedtovisithim.Iwascarefultocallhimafewdaysinadvance
【生词预览】 energetic 精力旺盛的, cross 生气的 【笑话原文】 AnEnergeticwife Neighbor:Iheardabignoiseinfrontofyourhouselastnight.Whathappenedtoyou? Husband:Itwasnothing.Mywifewasabitcross,andthrewmyovercoatoutofthewindow. Neighb
【生词预览】 aristocratic 贵族的, excess 过度, impudent 无礼的 【笑话原文】 ImpudentQuestions AlittlegirlfromtheEastSidewasinvitedtoagardenpartygivenbyaveryaristocraticladytoagroupoflittleEast-Siders.Thelittlegirl,asshedrankhe
【生词预览】 exclaim 惊叫 【笑话原文】 ReasonofthePunishment Onedayalittlegirlcamehomefromschool,andsaidtohermother, Mommy,todayinschoolIwaspunishedforsomethingthatIdidn'tdo. Themotherexclaimed, Butthat'sterrible!I'mgoingtohaveatalkwith
【生词预览】 onsale 廉价出售, dignified 高贵的, batter 连续猛击 【笑话原文】 IAmActingLikeaLady Onedaywhenwomen'sdresseswereonsaleattheFarEastDepartmentStore,adignifiedmiddle-agedmandecidedtogethiswifeapiece.Buthesoonfoundh
【生词预览】 stimulant 兴奋剂 【笑话原文】 TheBestStimulant Apatientsaidtohisdoctor,Doc,pleasegivemesomethingthatwillstimulateme,exciteme,andputmeina,very,veryhighlystimulatedspirit,afighting,excitedspirit. Sothedoctorsaid,Don'tworry,t
【生词预览】 horrible 可怕的, vendor 摊贩, peel 剥皮, emerge 出现 【笑话原文】 HorribleBanana TwogirlsweretakingtheirfirsttraintriptoMoscow.Avendorcamedownthecorridorsellingbananaswhichthey dneverseenbefore.Eachboughtone.Th
【生词预览】 courtroom 法庭, sentence 判决, criminal 犯人 【笑话原文】 DoWhatYouCan Inacourtroom,thejudgesentencedacriminaltothirtyyearsinprisonandtheprisonersaid,ButSir,Iwon tlivethatlong! Sothejudgereplied,Don'tworry,justdowha
【生词预览】 receptionist 接待员, switchboard 电话总机, pend 悬而未决 【笑话原文】 Didn tDoJobRight FormanyyearsIworkedasareceptionistandswitchboardoperatoratabusycompany.Afteragoodannualreview,mysupervisortoldmeIwasupforar