时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


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【生词预览】


 


horrible可怕的,vendor 1摊贩,peel剥皮,emerge出现


 


【笑话原文】


 


Horrible Banana


 


Two girls were taking their first train trip to Moscow. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.” “Why not?” “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”


 


【中文译文】


 


可怕的香蕉


 


两个女孩头一次做火车到莫斯科去。有一个小贩沿着火车过道卖香蕉。她们从来没有见过香蕉,就各自买了一个。有一个迫不及待地剥了皮,咬了一口。正好这时候火车过一条隧道。当火车从隧道的另一头出来的时候, 她看着她的朋友说:“我要是你的话我就不吃这个。”“为什么?”“我咬了一口,结果有半分钟什么也看不见。”


 


【词汇讲解】


 


1.horrible可怕的。也有“极不友好的”的意思:Don't be so horrible to me!别对我如此不友好。


 


2.banana香蕉。be bananas发疯。Everyone's beginning to think I'm bananas.每个人都认为我疯了。


 


3.vendor摊贩。也有“卖主”的意思:Is the vendor always held responsible if goods are faulty?如果产品有瑕疵, 卖主是否一定要负责到底?


 


4.peel剥去水果或蔬菜的皮。作名词有“果皮”、“蔬菜皮”的意思。


 


5.tunnel隧道。也可以指“洞穴”:A mouse dug a tunnel under the lawn.老鼠在草地下打了洞。


 


6. emerge出现。也有“从…中脱颖而出”的意思: Many distinguished men have emerged from slums.很多名人都出身于贫民区。




n.卖主;小贩
  • She looked at the vendor who cheated her the other day with distaste.她厌恶地望着那个前几天曾经欺骗过她的小贩。
  • He must inform the vendor immediately.他必须立即通知卖方。
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