英语笑话听力+文本：我要表现得象位女士
时间：2019-01-22 作者：英语课 分类：英语笑话（MP3+文本）
英语课
【生词预览】
on sale廉价出售， dignified高贵的，batter连续猛击
【笑话原文】
I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
“You there!”Yelled a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?”
“Listen,”he said, “I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.”