时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


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【生词预览】


 


exclaim惊叫


 


【笑话原文】


 


Reason of the Punishment


 


One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.”


 


The mother exclaimed, “But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”


 


【中文译文】


 


被惩罚的原因


 


一天,小女孩从学校回到家里,对妈妈说:妈妈,今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。 妈妈激动地说:那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈,对了,你没有做过的那件事是什么? 小女孩回答说:我的家庭作业。


 


【词汇讲解】


 


1.exclaim惊叫。 He exclaimed that it was untrue.他大声说那不是真的。


 


2.punish惩罚。也可以指“痛打”: He punished his opponent with fierce punches to the body.他猛击对手的身体。


 


3.by the way顺便说一下。




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