时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课



【生词预览】


 


exclaim惊叫


 


【笑话原文】


 


Reason of the Punishment


 


One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.”


 


The mother exclaimed, “But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”


 


【中文译文】


 


被惩罚的原因


 


一天,小女孩从学校回到家里,对妈妈说:妈妈,今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。 妈妈激动地说:那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈,对了,你没有做过的那件事是什么? 小女孩回答说:我的家庭作业。


 


【词汇讲解】


 


1.exclaim惊叫。 He exclaimed that it was untrue.他大声说那不是真的。


 


2.punish惩罚。也可以指“痛打”: He punished his opponent with fierce punches to the body.他猛击对手的身体。


 


3.by the way顺便说一下。




学英语单词
aboveboard
absorption line width
access chamber
acid-soluble substance
acute miliary tuberculosis
aldesulfone sodium
Altranft
analytical plotter
apiole
arbitrator referee
blunted spur
Brabant
cam holder
Canadian-American Challenge Cup
capital inflow
cephalic hypochorda
Cheshmeh Soleymān
chuan ku wu
come at the truth
commutator-bar
crankcase cover
critical relative humidity
decimal carry
dehydrolyzing agent
delayed payments
Deux-Rivieres
diffusion of light
direct course made good
disgospel
double glide
Dryburgh
emonopride
empyemic
enamel double-cotton covered wire
escandon
establish market
flat waser nuts
flattens
foredooming
gaffneys
gave it a try
geostrophic flow
gimondo
government revenue collecting offices
grid ratio
helminthosporol
high-speed grinding
hold down mechanism
hushzone
impotence, impotency
isobacteriochlorin
jelletite
jollify
judicial chauvinism
jump drive
kosal
krampf
lesguft academy
listwanite(listvenite)
litter bins
membrane electric current
mixed surd
mtafu
multifetal
Muriae
neutron transport
nonsuperimposable
Omatako
paid the bills
parasitic volcano
Penirazina
philosophical analysis
pressed-glass
quartz ankerite rock
rale indux
ratafia biscuit
reserve a berth
resorbs
root bridge
scoliopleura tumida
sectional wire
sector-field direction focusing
sharp turn
Slavyanovo
source statement field
stagger bushes
statement identifier
steam calorimeter
sulphydrate
teenage dream
testing device
throning
timgads
turbulence broadening
ultramafite
urinous infiltration
urolas
warming liver for dispelling cold
Watowato, Bukit
way of thinking
wish sb ill
Yelabuzhskiy Rayon