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英语笑话听力+文本：When a Tiger comes老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do y

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：The best answer 最佳答案

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out? The winning reply was: The one nearest the exit. 一份报纸组织了一场

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：I Lost 我输了

It was at a five oclock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？ You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

美第一夫人调侃总统笑话连篇

InthemiddleoftellingajokethatmostattheannualWhiteHouseCorrespondentsAssociationdinnerhadheardbefore,presidentBushwasinterruptedbytheFirstLadyLauraBush. 布什总统在白宫记者协会年度晚宴的讲

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话：惭愧的士兵 Ashamed Soldier

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite we

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：广告的效力

【生词预览】 effectiveness效用，dealer商人，watch-dog监察人员， 【笑话原文】 The Effectiveness of Advertisement Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：德国之旅

【生词预览】 inspector检查员，cordially热情地，windmill风车，compartment车厢，eyelid眼皮 【笑话原文】 German Visit A man decided to visit his brother who was stationed in Germany. He assumed that most Germans would speak E

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英语笑话听力+文本：他的号码多少

【生词预览】 minister牧师，illustrate阐述，pipe用嗓子尖声说话 【笑话原文】 What's His Number? Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：但是老师哭了

【生词预览】 spoil宠溺，dote on溺爱，tantrum发脾气 【笑话原文】 But the Teacher Cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled .His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anyth

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：一个小花招

【生词预览】 clerk售货员，tape卷尺，plasma 等离子 【笑话原文】 A Small Trick All I wanted was to pay for some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping me. I got an idea, and pulled

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：译文没有找到

【生词预览】 cardboard纸板，creation作品，bet确信 【笑话原文】 Translation not Found I returned from Russia after living there nearly two years. My sister decided to surprise me by creating welcome home signs in Russian. She went

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：助听器

【生词预览】 hearing aid助听器，supervisor负责人，parcel包裹 【笑话原文】 Hearing Aid A woman rushed into the post office and wanted to see the supervisor. I asked, Whats the trouble? I went out this morning, she began, and when

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：入学考试

【生词预览】 conservatory音乐院校，physiological生理的，nonsense胡说 【笑话原文】 An Entrance Examination In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, What is the most important phys

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：海滨宾馆

【生词预览】 idyllic质朴宜人的，spot场所，grimly生气地 【笑话原文】 A Complaint Some people always have something to complain about. I stayed in a beautiful hotel right on the beach in Californiaan idyllic spot, you would thin

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：告诉过你了

【生词预览】 alley小巷，predict预言 【笑话原文】 Told You So On my way to deliver a computer to a customer, I saw a handwritten sign at the entrance of an alley. It read, Blocked! Can not pass! Difficult to turn back. I continued any

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：雇一个保镖吧

【生词预览】 bodyguard保镖，pistol手枪，evaluate评估 【笑话原文】 Hire A Bodygaurd When my new job required me to transport valuables, I decided I needed a gun for protection. Since I knew next to nothing about firearms, I joined

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：三只我都买了

【生词预览】 roaster供烤食的食物（土豆、鸡等），butcher肉贩，counter柜台 【笑话原文】 Ill Take All Three When a woman requested a whole roaster at the market, the butcher didnt let on that the bird was the last one. Do

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：这就是垃圾

【生词预览】 can桶，haul运送，trash垃圾 【笑话原文】 The Garbage Can Is the Garbage Ive been hauling trash for years, so when the sign Garbage appeared on trash can, I replaced it with my own note, After 20 years on the job, I know

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：还有别的门吗

【生词预览】 tardiness拖延，unacceptable不可接受的 【笑话原文】 Is There Another Door? Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：又没病了

【生词预览】 roast烤制的，send over发送 【笑话原文】 Got Well One day a boy came to his teacher and said，Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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