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英语笑话听力+文本：他真是个大人物

【生词预览】 maintenance 维修， cemetery 墓地 【笑话原文】 HeIsReallySomebody --Myunclehas1000menunderhim. --Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo? --Amaintenancemaninacemetery. 【中文译文】 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Jokes - 4 English Riddles

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? A: Baby tigers. Q: Why is the number six afraid? A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine) Q: How many legs does an a

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：drink coffee 喝咖啡

drink coffee One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts a lot. What do you suggest I do? The doctor replied, Just take the spoon out of your cup. Notes: 1. One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Essay 作文

Teacher had set his class an essay A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: Rain stopped play.. 老师给学生出了作文题：一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了，

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I Didn't Notice It 我没看到它

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other. 妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Give Me a Dollar 给我一块钱

Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语幽默笑话：从没听过这么冷的笑话！

生活中常常有需要我们调节气氛的时候，怎么调呢？讲个英语笑话。如果讲不好笑话怎么办，讲个冷笑话。。今天小编就来教亲们讲冷笑话呦～ 1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the m

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【5】

ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：Chicken soup 鸡汤

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, I don't like chicken soup, bring something else. The hospital worker said, It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it. Regardless, the patient refused to ea

发表于:2019-01-21 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：医生比你懂的多

【生词预览】 cab 出租车， hit 碰撞 【笑话原文】 KnowsBetter Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor: Ithinkthatheisveryill. Iamafraidthatheisdead.saidthedoctor. Hearingth

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：他是我的儿子

【生词预览】 nightmare 噩梦， man 操纵， tot 幼儿 【笑话原文】 That sMySon It severyairplanepassenger snightmare gettingstucknearacryingbaby.Iwasmanningtheticketcounteratabusyairportwhenthesoundofacryinginfantfilledtheair.Asthenex

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Poisonous snakes 毒蛇

A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad，are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!! 一个阳光明媚的下午，

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Six or Twelve?六还是十二?

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that shed like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces shed like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I dont think I could ever eat twelve. 一位金

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

古代笑话：《老汉抬驴》英译本

Old Man And Donkey There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a s

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(105) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：找零

【生词预览】 attach附加，bill钞票，change零钱 【笑话原文】 Change A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students al

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：每一根都点燃了

【生词预览】 match火柴，strike点燃，vain徒劳的 【笑话原文】 Each Match Lit There was a man who cared more for money than anything else. One day he sent his son to buy a box of matches, and told the boy he must see that each match

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：参观养鸡场

【生词预览】 pupil学生，incubator孵化基地，beforehand之前 【笑话原文】 Visiting a Chicken Farm One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, a chick just got out of its e

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：数数你的肋骨

【生词预览】 suspicious怀疑的，poke戳，rib肋骨 【笑话原文】 Counting Your Ribs Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. Youre running around with o

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(44) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：安全起见

【生词预览】 foyer门厅、休息室，step on踩到 【笑话原文】 To be on the Safe Side In a cinema, during a performance, one of the audiences gets up, making his way along the row of seats and going out into the foyer. A few minutes la

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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