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英语笑话听力+文本：Industrial Spy 产业间谍

IndustrialSpy Tenmenappliedforajobasanindustrialspy. Theinterviewergaveeachmanasealedenvelope. Theywereorderedtodeliverittothefifthfloor. Onemansecretlydisobeyedandopenedhisenvelope. Itread ， You'retherightpersonforthisjob.Reporttothepersonneldepar

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Donkey 驴子

Whatcanapersonsaytocomplimentadonkey? Hey,niceass! Notes: 1.Whatcanapersonsaytocomlimentadonkey? 可以用什么样的语言来称赞一头驴呢？ complimemt 是指一种社交上的赞词、恭维的。但是如果太过分的话，就变成了巴结

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：哪个女人

【生词预览】 callout 大喊 【笑话原文】 Whichwoman? OneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,Inoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwasandcleaneditupabit.WhenIfinallyenteredthehouse,Icalledout. Thewomanwholovesyouthemost

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Peep 偷看

Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. Astudentmurmuredtoanother,Wehopeyoudon'teither! Notes: 1.Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. 一位老师担心地说：希望不要

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：本性难移

【生词预览】 tightfisted 吝啬的， stingy 小气的， Yama 阎罗王， escort 护送 【笑话原文】 TightfistedTilltheEnd Whenaverymiserlymannicknamedthestingyghostdiedandwenttohell,theYamaKingreproachedhim,saying,Youstingyghost!Whenyo

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：Headache 头痛

Headache A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species. Notes: 1. A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? 一只公熊猫对他妻子说：你说你头疼是什么意思

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：The Greatest Detective 最伟大的侦探

The Greatest Detective A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? His father replied, Know her say, I married her! Notes: 1. A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? 一

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：the last doughnut 最后一个甜圈

the last doughnut Do you know which two people at a nudist colony are the most popular? The first one is the guy who can carry a glass of cola in each hand and a dozen doughnuts. The second one is the girl who can eat the last doughnut. Notes: 1. Do

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：fifty bucks 五十元

fifty bucks Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? I only have forty，Sam replied. Tom said, Give me the forty and you can owe me ten. Notes: 1. Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? 汤姆问山姆：你可以借我50元钱吗？ lend指

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：mailed photo 邮寄照片

mailed photo A motorist received a picture of his car speeding and a $100 speeding ticket. He sent the police station a picture of $100. The police responded with another mailed photo: handcuffs. Notes: 1. A motorist received a picture of his car spe

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：scorecard 记分卡

scorecard I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. I remember once he had a hole-in-one and wrote down zero on his scorecard! Notes: 1. I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. 我以前经常和一个老是作弊的家

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：Mozart 莫扎特

a tooth pulled A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. The man said, I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain killers. The dentist said，You're very brave. Which tooth is it? The man said to his wife, Show him y

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Whose Fault谁的错

Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you! Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework instead. 老师：贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈一定会

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的?

Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher : Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. 教师：罗马是什么时候建成的？ 汤姆：夜里。 教师：谁跟你这么说的？ 汤姆：是您。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：4-4=? 四减四等于几?

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Ear Short 耳聋

I thought my wife, Barbara, was losing her hearing, so one day I decided to test it. I quietly walked in the front door and stood 30 feet behind her, Barbara, I said, can you hear me? There was no response, so I moved to 20 feet behind her behind he

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Pledge 誓约

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked. I'll tell you the secret, he said. My wife and I were married seventy-five years ago. On our wedding night we made a pledge that whenever we had a

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Nouns 名词

Teacher: A noun is the name of a person or thing. Now, who can give me a noun? First boy: A cow. Teacher: Very good. Another noun? Second boy: Another cow. 教师：名词就是一个人或一种物的名称。现在谁能给我举出一个名词？ 第一个男孩：一头奶牛。 教师：

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Swimmer 游泳者

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话之《吝啬鬼请客》《精神病患者》

The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot. Why use my elbow and f

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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