英文小幽默（5）

我把丈夫变成了百万富翁 A woman was telling her friend,

走遍加拿大 Lesson 24:TRAVEL BY TRAIN[1]

Rumei:Yunbo,hurryup.Comeonorwellmissthetrain. 如梅：云波，快点。抓紧点不然我们会误火车的。 Yunbo:Relax,Rumei.Wereokay.Wereearly. 云波：别着急，如梅。我们没问题，时间还早呢。 Dashan:Yunbosright,Rumei.Wevegotalotoftime. 大山：云波，你说得对，我们时间还

102. I Understand Him

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full .

英语新词：银发离婚

退休后不再需要每日外出上班，孩子也长大成人，离开家独立生活。此时，个人时间变得充裕，不少人感觉与另一半没有共同语言，于是决定离婚，重新寻找幸福。如今，银发离婚不再罕见，

来试试？谷歌变态面试题，没懵圈已是万幸

Going for a job interview is nerve-racking at the best of times, but tech giant Google has become notorious for asking fiendishly tough questions. 即使是面试的最佳时期，参加面试也是够让人费神的，而技术巨头Google早就因变

英语小达人 244 What Did the Doctor Say?

What Did the Doctor Say? 医生说什么了？ A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. 妻子陪丈夫去看医生。 After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, Your husband is suffering from a very

幸福的婚姻

A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. All had a wonderful time. The bride was gorgeous in her white weddi

双重所有格与独立所有格

1. 双重所有格表示部分关系 a friend of Jenny's 珍妮的一位朋友 a favorite of my father's 我父亲的最爱之一 2. 双重所有格避免和限定词冲突 下列单词是限定词，其前后都不可有名词的所有格，所以必须

“家丑”怎么说

家丑怎么说 一个大家都不陌生的笑话：老师问谁见过男女混合双打，有学生回答他前一天晚上刚刚看过。于是，老师请他描述当时的情形，学生则回答：Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic

婚礼唤醒二十六年记忆

According to the Times of India, on June 28, accident victim David Stuart's memory was regained 26 years later after wife Valerie re-created her wedding day to make her husband remember everything。 Valerie was disturbed when David woke from a coma

最幸福的时刻

In Life We Are Happiest When 生活中,我们最幸福时 A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. 一个男人和他的女朋友结婚，举行了一场盛大的结婚庆典。 All of their friends and family came to see th

TED演讲:本世纪最大的不公(5)

Let me tell you about Saima. 我要告诉你们赛玛的故事。 She lives in a small village outside Lahore, Pakistan. 她住在拉合尔市外的一个小村子，在巴基斯坦。 And at the time, she was miserable. 她当时悲惨到家了。 S

盘点老公送的最差劲礼物

A mother who was left cold after receiving an 'unwrapped' box of chocolates for her birthday has urged other women to share their worst present horror stories. 一位妈妈在生日当天收到一盒拆开的巧克力作为礼物，感觉倍受冷落。

英文幽默笑话：怕老婆的丈夫

The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severe

Saving Grace

Vacationing in Hawaii, my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet, but somehow lost his balance and fell over. As the people at the

英语美文：别错过机会

Each spring brings a new blossom of wildflowers in the ditches along the highway I travel daily to work. 每年春天都会有一些野花在我每日上班的高速路旁的沟渠中盛开。 There is one particular blue flower that has always caugh

月亮和六便士 第五十一章(4)

He pulled his great red beard and smiled. 思特里克兰德一边揪着大红胡子，一边笑起来。 'Well, Ata,' he said, 'do you fancy me for a husband.' 喂，爱塔，他说，你喜欢不喜欢叫我当你丈夫？ She did not say anything,

英文幽默笑话：我懂他的话

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard. Drew, I scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying. He says he wants some ketchup, my husband said calmly A

我的“另一半”如何表达？

1. Where can British people find their ideal spouses? spouse 是配偶的意思，指夫或妻，用于比较正式的场合。 2. How do they meet their other halves? other half，另一半，那口子(指自己的配偶)，同时也可以指代男女

老外最常用的英文短语 第286期:know better than to

释义： know better than to 知道的比多 know better than 表示知道的比多，最起码知道，换句话说就是没有那么蠢。than 后面可以接名词或 to+动词。 例句： You know better than that. 你不至于那么蠢。 I kn