生活大爆炸第二季第二十集_1

 　　[scene: in Leonard’s house, the four guys is eating their lunch.]

　　-Leonard: Problem?
　　怎么了?
　　-Sheldon: This is Thai food.
　　这是泰国菜
　　-Howard: Here we go.
　　又来了
　　-Sheldon: We don't have Thai food on Thursday. We have pizza on Thursday.
　　Thai: 泰国人
　　周四不该吃泰国菜应该吃披萨
　　-Leonard: Yes, but we all agreed that the third Thursday of every month would be Anything Can Happen Thursday.
　　是啊但我们一致同意每月第三个周四是随心所欲日
　　-Sheldon: Well, apparently 1 the news didn't reach my digestive system,
　　apparently: 显然的 digestive system: 消化系统 digestive: 助消化的
　　显然没通知我的消化系统
　　which, when startled, has it's own version of Anything Can Happen Thursday.
　　startle: 惊愕 version: 版本   Anything Can Happen: 【随心所欲，】
　　它一震惊就开始自己随心所欲了
　　-Howard: Come on, the whole idea behind Anything Can Happen Thursday
　　拜托随心所欲日的目的
　　is to get out of this rut we've been in lately.
　　get out of : 避免 rut: 惯例
　　就是要打破常规
　　-Sheldon: Rut? I think you mean "consistency 2."
　　rut: 惯例 consistency: 一致性
　　常规? 你是说"连续性"吧
　　And if we're going to abandon that, then why even call it Thursday?
　　abandon: 放弃
　　如果想要抛弃常规干啥还叫周四呢?
　　Let's call it "Quonko Day" and divide it into 29 hours of 17 minutes apiece,
　　divide into: 分成 divide: 分开 apiece: 每个
　　何不改成"Quonko日" 每天29小时17分
　　and celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty 3 god Ra.
　　celebrate: 庆祝 sacrifice: 献祭 goat: 山羊   mighty: 强有力的
　　杀头山羊向上神献祭来庆祝
　　-Rajesh: I could go for some goat.
　　goat: 山羊
　　我能弄到山羊
　　-Leonard: Sheldon, we agreed we'd do something different tonight.
　　tonight.: 今晚
　　Sheldon 说好今晚做点别的
　　-Sheldon: All right. Let's go to the comic book store.
　　comic: 连环漫画
　　好啊一起去漫画书店吧
　　-Rajesh: We went to the comic book store last night.
　　昨晚刚去过啊
　　-Sheldon: Last night was Wednesday.
　　昨晚是周三
　　Wednesday is comic book night.
　　comic: 连环漫画
　　周三是漫画之夜
　　Tonight, we'll be going on Thursday, because it's Anything Can Happen Thursday.
　　Anything Can Happen: 什么都可能发生【或者说“随心所欲”】
　　今晚算是周四去因为今天是随心所欲日
　　-Leonard: Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box, Sheldon.
　　press : 加压 up against : 面临
　　思维跳跃打破常规啊 Sheldon
　　-Rajesh: So what are we going to do tonight?
　　今晚到底要做什么呢?
　　-Howard: If I may proffer 4 a suggestion, in bars all across this great nation of ours,
　　proffe: 建议 suggestion: 建议 bar: 酒吧
　　容我建议你看全国各地酒吧里
　　Thursday night is Ladies' Night.
　　周四是美女之夜
　　Which means, as the evening progresses,
　　progress: 前进
　　也就是说随着黑夜越深
　　we will get better looking courtesy of 99 cent margaritas and two-for-one Jell-O shots.
　　courtesy : 经由…提供 margarita: 玛格丽特   two-for-one: 买一送一 Jell-O: 吉露果子冻
　　拿着99美分的龙舌兰和买一送一的果冻饮我们能更有魅力
　　-Leonard: Come on, Howard, the odds 5 of us picking up girls in a bar are practically zero.
　　odd: 怪人 pick up: 获得【这里指泡妞】 practically: 几乎 zero: 零
　　拜托 Howard 咱们泡到美女的几率为零
　　-Howard: Oh, really? Are you familiar with the Drake Equation?
　　familiar with: 熟悉 familiar: 熟悉 Equation: 方程式
　　真的吗你知道德瑞克方程吗?
　　-Sheldon: The one that estimates the odds of making contact with extraterrestrials
　　estimate: 预测 odd: 怪人 makie contact with: 联系 contact : 联系 extraterrestrial: 地球外的
　　那个通过计算一系列严格限制的小数乘积
　　by calculating the product of an increasingly restrictive series of fractional values
　　calculat: 计算 product: 结果 increasingly: 增加的 restrictive: 限制 series of : 一系列 series: 系列 fractional : 小数的 values: 标准
　　例如有行星的星系和可能产生生命的行星
　　such as those stars with planets, and those planets likely to develop life?
　　such as: 比如 planet: 行星 develop: 发展出
　　得出接触外星生物几率的方程式?
　　N equals R times FP times NE times FL times FI times FC times L?
　　equal: 等于 times: 乘以
　　N=R*FP*NE*FL*FI*FC*L?
　　-Howard: Yeah, that one.
　　就这个
　　You can modify it to calculate our chances of having sex
　　modify: 修改 calculate: 计算 chance: 机会 have sex: 做爱
　　可以修改一下用来计算我们艳遇的几率
　　by changing the formula to use the number of single women in Los Angeles,
　　formula: 公式，准则  the number of : 数量  single: 单身的
　　只需改用洛杉矶单身女性数量
　　the number of those who might find us attractive, and what I call the Wolowitz Coefficient.
　　attractive: 吸引人的 Wolowitz Coefficient: 【Howard瞎编的】 Coefficien: 系数
　　会对我们一见钟情的人的数量还有Wolowitz系数
　　-Rajesh: The Wolowitz Coefficient?
　　Wolowitz Coefficient: 【Howard瞎编的】 Coefficien: 系数
　　Wolowitz系数?
　　-Howard: Neediness 6 times dress size squared.
　　Neediness: 需求 times: 乘以 dress: 女服 square: 平方
　　需求度乘以衣服紧身度的平方
　　Crunching 7 the numbers, I come up with a conservative 5,812 potential sex partners
　　crunch 8 number: 【crunch: 快速大量处理信息，所以这里应该是计算的意思】  come up with: 提出   conservative: 保守的 potential: 潜在的 sex partner: 性伴侣 partner: 伙伴
　　通过计算 40英里之内保守估计
　　within a 40-mile radius 9.
　　radius: 半径范围
　　有5812个潜在对象
　　-Leonard: You're joking.
　　开玩笑吧
　　-Howard: I'm a horny engineer, Leonard.
　　horny : 淫荡的，俚语 engineer: 工程师
　　我是饥渴的工程师 Leonard
　　I never joke about math or sex.
　　joke about: 取笑
　　对于数字和做爱我从不玩笑
　　-Rajesh: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's bounce, bitches.
　　bounce: 弹跳【这里指动起来】 bitch: 小妞
　　那还等什么放马过来吧小妞
　　-Leonard: Well, you're right.
　　说的没错
　　It's Anything Can Happen Thursday. Let's hit the clubs and meet hot women!
　　hit: 袭击【其实是go的意思，这里想要表达强烈的感情色彩，所以用这个字眼】 hot : 热烈的 club: 俱乐部 hot: 热辣的
　　今天是随心所欲日我们去泡吧泡妞吧
　　-Rajesh: Here we go. Lock up your daughters!
　　Lock up: 关起来 lock: 锁
　　来吧把你女儿锁起来!
　　We're going to hit it and quit it.
　　hit it and quit it: 【玩玩就走，俚语】
　　咱们速战速决
　　-Leonard: Or we could finish eating and go to the comic book store.
　　comic : 连环漫画 store: 商店
　　或者我们可以吃完饭去逛逛漫画店
　　-Rajesh: Also a good plan.
　　也是个好主意
　　-Howard: All right, but next Anything Can Happen Thursday, we're definitely going to a bar.
　　definitely: 明确的 bar: 酒吧
　　好吧但下次随心所欲日我们一定要去酒吧
　　-Leonard: Oh, absolutely.
　　absolutely: 当然
　　那必然
　　-Rajesh: You heard that, Ladies' Night ladies?
　　听到没美女之夜的美女?
　　We're eventually coming for you!
　　eventually: 最后
　　哥哥们要来咯!
　　-Sheldon: Fascinating.
　　fascinating: 迷人的
　　真赞
　　[scene: the four guys meet Penny in the front of their doors…]
　　-Penny: Oh, hey, guys. Where're you headed?
　　guy: 伙计 head: 朝向….
　　嘿你们要去哪?
　　-Sheldon: To the comic book store.
　　comic : 连环漫画
　　去漫画店
　　You're probably thinking, "The comic book store? On a Thursday?
　　probably: 可能的
　　你准在想周四去漫画店?
　　Why, I've fallen down the rabbit hole and into a land of madness."
　　fall down: 落下 rabbit: 兔子 hole: 洞 land: 着陆  madness: 疯狂愚蠢的行为
　　怎么会呢天方夜谭啊
　　What you have failed to take into account, Penny, is that this is Anything Can Happen Thursday.
　　fail to: 未能 take into account: 考虑
　　Penny 你百密一疏没想到今天是随心所欲日
　　-Penny: You got me.
　　骗到我了
　　Oh, hey, while you're there, could pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?
　　pick up: 挑选 comic: 连环漫画 nephew: 侄子
　　对了能否买几本连环画回来我想送小侄子做生日礼物
　　-Sheldon: I think you mean comic books.
　　comic: 连环漫画
　　你是说漫画书吧
　　Comics are feeble attempts at humor featuring talking babies
　　feeble: 无力的 attempt: 尝试 humor: 幽默 feature: 其重要作用
　　连环画是那些"逗你一笑"栏目里
　　and anthropomorphized pets found traditionally in the optimistically-named "funny pages."
　　anthropomorphized : 人格化的 pet: 宠物 traditionally: 习惯上 optimistically: 乐观的 funny: 有趣的 funny pages: 【有点像“开心一刻”这样的专栏，funny可以替换，比如yellow pages 指的是黄页，也就是电话薄】
　　会说话的婴儿和人格化的动物讲述的冷笑话
　　-Penny: Leonard, could you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?
　　pick up: 挑选 comic: 连环漫画 nephew: 侄子
　　Leonard 你能帮忙买吗?
　　-Leonard: Sure. What does he like?
　　没问题他喜欢什么?
　　-Penny: I don't know, he's 13. Just pick out anything.
　　pick out: 挑选出
　　我也不知道他13了看着买吧
　　-Sheldon: Just pick out anything?
　　pick out: 挑选出
　　看着买?
　　Well, maybe at the same time we can pick out a new suit for him without knowing his size.
　　at the same time: 同时 suit: 衣服 size: 尺寸
　　那不知道尺寸也能买衣服咯
　　Or pick out his career for him without knowing his aptitude 10.
　　pick out: 挑选出 career: 职业 aptitude: 天资
　　不知道他的本事也能给他找工作咯
　　Or pick out a new breakfast cereal without knowing his fiber 11 requirements...
　　pick out: 挑选出 cereal: 谷类食品 fiber: 纤维   requirement: 需求
　　不知道纤维素需求也能给他挑麦片咯
　　or his feelings about little marshmallows.
　　marshmallow: 棉花糖
　　或者不知道他是否喜欢软糖
　　-Penny: Spider-Man. Get him Spider-Man.
　　spider-Man: 蜘蛛侠 spider: 蜘蛛
　　蜘蛛侠就买蜘蛛侠吧
　　-Sheldon: Amazing Spider-Man, Ultimate Spider-Man, Spectacular Spider-Man,
　　amazing: 令人惊异的 sltimate: 终极的 Ultimate: 最终的 spectacular: 惊人的
　　非凡蜘蛛侠终极蜘蛛侠神奇蜘蛛侠
　　The Marvelous Adventures of Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099?
　　marvelous: 了不起的   adventure: 冒险 spider-man: 蜘蛛侠
　　蜘蛛侠大冒险还是蜘蛛侠2099
　　-Penny: Leonard?
　　Leonard?
　　-Leonard: You know this can go on all night. Why don't you just come with us?
　　come with : 与…一起
　　这样说起来就没完了跟我们走吧?
　　-Penny: That's what I was trying to avoid.
　　avoid: 避免
　　我就怕这个
　　-Sheldon: Oh, I forgot Sensational 12 Spider-Man.
　　Sensational : 感动的 spider-man: 蜘蛛侠
　　哦对还有感动蜘蛛侠
　　[scene: in the cosmic bookstore, the four guys and Penny…..]
　　-Penny: Aw, what a cute, little store.
　　cute: 可爱的
　　小店好可爱啊
　　Ev-everybody's staring at me.
　　stare at: 注视 stare: 凝视
　　大家都在看我
　　-Leonard: Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them.
　　scared: 使害怕
　　别担心其实他们更害怕
　　-Penny: Unlikely.
　　unlikely: 未必
　　未必吧
　　Here, what about this one for my nephew?
　　nephew: 侄子
　　买这个送我侄子怎么样?
　　a superb choice.
　　superb: 极好的 choice: 选择
　　好眼光
　　-Penny: Oh, Great.
　　哦太好了
　　-Sheldon: Provided he has already read Infinite Crisis and 52,
　　provided: 假如 Infinite: 无限的 Crisis: 危机
　　前提是他看过了无限危机和52
　　and is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC multiverse.
　　familiar: 熟悉 reestablishment: 重建 multiverse: 多元宇宙
　　并且熟悉DC多重世界的重建
　　-Penny: What's a "multiverse"?
　　multiverse: 多元宇宙
　　嘛叫"多重世界"?
　　-Sheldon: Get her out of here.
　　get out: 出去
　　快请她出去
　　-Leonard: Come on, I'll help you pick something.
　　pick: 挑选
　　来吧我来帮你选
　　-Rajesh: That's right. She's with us.
　　没错她跟我们来的
　　Guys like that are so pathetic.
　　pathetic: 可怜的
　　那种男生太可悲了
　　-Howard: Tell me about it.
　　还用说
　　-Howard: Ooh, look, a new Batman belt buckle 13.
　　Batman : 蝙蝠侠 belt buckle: 皮带搭扣 buckle: 皮带扣
　　快看新版蝙蝠侠腰带扣