听电影学英语-朱诺 02

　　[00:20.50]What’s the prognosis, fertile Myrtle? 结果怎么样？

[00:22.18]Minus or plus? 阳性还是阴性？

[00:24.50]I don’t know. It’s not seasoned yet. 我不知道，还看不出来

[00:26.70]Take some of these. 我要这个

[00:32.94]No, there it is. 哦，该死

[00:33.50]God, that little pink plus sign is so unholy. 我真不想看到这个加号

[00:39.98]That ain’t no Etch A Sketch 1. 那个可不是“神奇画板”

[00:40.50]This is one doodle that can’t be undid 2, home skillet. 这东西可不是摇一摇就变的，小甜心

[00:51.82]∮I took the Polaroid down in my room∮ ∮屋内的合影收了起来∮

[00:56.26]∮I’m pretty sure you have a new girlfriend∮ ∮因我知道你另有所爱∮

[01:00.78]∮It’s not as if I don’t like you∮ ∮这并不代表我不爱你∮

[01:06.46]∮It just makes me sad whenever I see it∮ ∮一看照片就悲从心起∮

[01:09.74]∮’Cause I like to be gone most of the time∮ ∮因为我喜欢远行∮



[01:14.58]∮And you like to be home most of the time∮ ∮而你却不愿漂泊∮

[01:16.66]∮If I stay in one place, I lose my mind∮ ∮如果我困于一地，我的思想就会死亡∮

[01:22.74]∮I’m a pretty impossible lady to be with∮ ∮因此我注定不是你的佳偶∮

[01:27.10]∮Joey never met a bike that he didn’t want to ride∮ ∮乔伊喜欢各式的单车∮

[01:30.70]∮And I never met a Toby that I didn’t like∮ ∮而我喜欢托比的男孩∮

[01:34.58]∮Scotty liked all of the books that I recommended∮ ∮斯科蒂喜欢我推荐的每一本书∮

[01:39.74]∮Even if he didn’t, I wouldn’t be offended∮ ∮即便他不喜欢，我也不会发怒∮

[01:50.26]∮I had a dream that I had to drive to Madison∮ ∮我做了一个梦，不知道发什么神经∮

[01:53.66]∮To deliver a painting∮ ∮开着车去麦迪逊∮

[01:56.22]∮For some silly reason∮ ∮替人送一幅画∮

[01:59.02]∮I took a wrong turn and ended up in Michigan…∮ ∮结果走错路，来到了密歇根…∮

[02:06.54]Yo, yo, yo-giddy, yo. 嗨，嗨，嗨

[02:08.86]I’m a suicide risk. 我完了

[02:09.26]Juno? 朱诺？

[02:11.86]No, it’s Morgan Freeman. 不，这是摩根·福里曼

[02:14.06]Do you have any bones that need collecting? 来搜集人骨的，你有吗？（《人骨拼图》的男主角是丹泽尔·华盛顿）

[02:16.22]Only the one in my pants. 裤裆里有一根

[02:16.50]I’m pregnant. 我怀孕了

[02:19.02]What?! Honest to blog? 什么？真的吗？

[02:21.70]Yeah. Yeah, it’s Bleeker’s. 对，是布里克的

[02:23.58]It’s probably just a food baby. 你可能只是吃多了

[02:25.74]Did you have a big lunch? 你中午吃了多少

[02:28.02]No, this is not a food baby, all right? 不是吃撑的

[02:29.74]I’ve taken, like, three pregnancy 3 tests, 肯定是怀孕了

[02:32.50]and I am for shiz up the spout 4. 已经测了三次了

[02:33.78]How did you even generate enough pee 你有那么多尿？

[02:36.10]for three pregnancy tests? 够测三次的？

[02:38.98]I don’t know. I drank, like, ten tons of SunnyD. 我喝了大概有十吨的果汁

　　[02:39.10]That’s amazing. 太神了

[02:44.06]Anyway, dude, I’m telling you I’m pregnant, 你是怎么搞的，我和你说我怀孕了

[02:45.62]and you’re acting 5 shockingly cavalier. 你跟没事似的

[02:46.50]Is this for real? Like, for real for real? 这么说是真的喽？

[02:51.42]Unfortunately, yes. 很不幸，是的

[02:55.18]Oh, shit! 天哪

[02:55.70]Oh, my God! 哦，天哪！

[02:58.06]Phuket, Thailand. 真他妈的

[02:59.58]There we go. 这下明白了吧

[03:00.46]that I was searching for on the first take.

[03:01.26]That was kind of the emotion 我得知第一次就中彩也是你这反应

[03:02.86]So, are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now? 你打算去“海文溪”，还是去“变女人”那儿打胎？

[03:07.78]Yeah, l-I know, um… no, I’m going to go to Women Now 我知道… 我打算去另一家

[03:08.30]for Havenbrook. 去“海文溪”打胎需要你父母的签字

[03:10.38]just ’cause they help out women now. 因为那家似乎比较宽容

[03:12.90]Hey, do you want me to call for you? 要不要我帮你打电话？

[03:15.14]No, I can call myself. 不用，我自己会打

[03:15.66]’Cause I called for Becky last year. 去年我帮贝蒂打过

[03:16.66]Oh, but I do need your help with something. 但我有事要你帮忙

[03:18.42]It’s, like, critically important. 很重要的事

[03:22.14]You know, heavy lifting can really only help you 做这样的运动好像还挺有利胎儿的

[03:24.30]Seriously. 你是太无聊了吗

[03:24.98]at this point. 我说真的

[03:26.50]So you were bored?

[03:27.86]That’s how this blessed miracle came to be? 就这么怀孕了

[03:28.78]No. No, no. The act was premeditated. 不，不，不，这我事先就想到了

[03:31.66]not the whole, like, let’s-get-pregnant thing. 而是和他做爱

[03:32.98]I mean, the sex, 我不是说怀孕

[03:34.86]So, when did you decide 哦，你什么时候有这个想法的

[03:40.98]Well, like… 怎么说…

[03:42.70]a year ago in Spanish class. 一年前的西班牙语课

[03:47.58]∮Besame mucho∮

[03:47.98]You love him. 你喜欢他

[03:53.14]it’s really complicated, okay? 这很复杂

[03:53.34]It’s… no, it’s actually, 这… 怎么说呢…

[03:55.30]And I don’t feel like talking about it in my fragile state. 现在我情绪不稳定，不想讨论

[04:00.66]So what was it like humping Bleek’s bony bod? 和布里克做感觉怎么样？

[04:06.38]Magnificent. 好极了

[04:09.26]∮’Cause he gets up in the morning∮

[04:12.94]∮And he goes to work at 9:00∮

[04:16.22]∮And he comes back home at 5:30∮

[04:18.58]∮Gets the same train every time∮

[04:22.46]∮’Cause his world is built on punctuality∮

[04:24.14]∮It never fails∮

[04:29.14]∮And he’s, oh, so fine∮

[04:29.22]∮And he’s, oh, so good∮

[04:32.02]∮And he’s, oh, so healthy in his body and his mind∮

[04:39.86]∮He’s a well-respected man about town∮

[04:42.94]∮Doing the best things so conservatively∮

[04:45.50]Hey, Bleek. 嗨，布里克

　　[04:47.22]Wicked tiger. 老虎煞星

[04:48.82]He looks proud. 它看起来挺威猛的

[04:52.66]I swiped it from Miss Ransick’s lawn. 我从兰谢克小姐家的草坪上偷来的

[04:55.38]Wow, your shorts are, like, especially gold today. 你的短裤今天怎么看起来这么亮

[04:59.62]My mom uses colorsafe bleach 6. 我妈妈用的漂白剂是防褪色的

[05:00.30]Go, Carol. 了不起