生活大爆炸第二季第一集_1：The Bad Fish Paradigm

 　　Leonard: So you see, what you are eating is not technically 1 yogurt, because it doesn't have enough live acidophilus cultures.

　　technically: 技术上的，学术上的 yogurt: 酸奶 acidophilus: 嗜酸的
　　你喝的不是酸奶，因为没有足够的乳酸菌，
　　It's really just ice milk with carrageenan added for thickness.
　　carrageenan: 卡拉胶 thickness: 厚度
　　其实不过是用卡拉胶加稠的冻牛奶罢了。
　　-Penny: Oh, that's very interesting.
　　真有趣啊。
　　-Leonard: It's also not pink and has no berries.
　　berry: 浆果类
　　不仅颜色不对，也没有果肉。
　　-Penny: Yeah, but it doesn't really answer my question.
　　是，但你并没有正面回答我的问题。
　　-Leonard: What was your question again?
　　你问的啥?
　　-Penny: Do you want some?
　　来点不?
　　-Leonard: Oh... Right. No. I'm lactose intolerant. Right. So, gas.
　　lactose: 乳糖 intolerant: 不能容忍的（偏执的）
　　对啊，还是算了我有乳糖不耐症是啊，遗憾啊。
　　-Penny: Yeah, got it.
　　明白了。
　　-Leonard: Well... good night.
　　好吧，晚安了。
　　-Penny: What are you doing?
　　你这是干吗？
　　-Leonard: Oh, there's a draft.
　　这儿凉快
　　-Penny: I didn't feel a draft.
　　我怎么没觉着。
　　-Leonard: Why don't we just go into, uh, your...
　　我们何不去...你....
　　-Penny: Oh. Yeah, you know what; maybe we should slow things down a little.
　　slow down: 减速
　　你知道吗?也许我们该放慢点速度。
　　-Leonard: No, no, I didn't mean to go into your apartment to go fast.
　　apartment: 公寓
　　不，我不是说要去你的公寓去"加速"。
　　-Penny: No, I know. I know what you meant, it's just... this is only our first date.
　　date: 约会
　　我知道，我明白你的意思，只是这才是我们第一次约会。
　　-Leonard: Yeah, okay, sure, no problem. Why don't we just figure out where we're going and when we want to get there?
　　figure out: 算出，想出，理解
　　恩，好的，明白那我们不如想下接下来如何以及要用多久才可以到达。
　　And then rate of speed equals distance over time. Solve for R.
　　distance: 距离
　　通过路程和时间计算出我们的速度。解决了。
　　-Penny: Or we could just wing it.
　　wing: [美国俚语]临时准备；临时凑成
　　或者我们走一步看一步呢。
　　-Leonard: That might work, too.
　　这样应该也行。
　　-Penny: Good night, Leonard.
　　晚安，Leonard。
　　-Leonard: Good night.
　　晚安。
　　-Raj: He's coming-- screensaver!
　　screensaver: 屏幕保护动画
　　他过来了，快开屏保。
　　-Howard: Oh, hey, Leonard. How was your date?
　　嘿！Leonard，约会如何?
　　-Leonard: Bite me. Sheldon, how could you just sit there Sheldon and let them spy on me?
　　bite me : 去死了你（过来打我吧） spy: 暗中监视，暗中观察
　　关你鸟事。你怎么能坐在那里放纵他们窥视我呢?
　　-Sheldon: They were clever, Leonard. They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.
　　lack of: 缺乏
　　他们聪明啊，Leonard。竟然发现了我对你的鸟事完全没兴趣。
　　-Howard: You should thank us. When future generations try to determine why your relationship with Penny crashed and burned this right here is the black box.
　　generation: 后代 determine: 决定，确定 crash and burn: 彻底失败;累垮
　　你应该感谢我们的，当后代们想要搞清楚你和Penny从相恋到失恋是怎么个过程时，这可就是"黑匣子"啊。
　　-Leonard: What are you talking about? The date went fine.
　　你在说什么啊? 约会进行得很顺利
　　-Raj: Dude, she said she wants to slow things down.
　　伙计，她可说了她想慢下来。
　　-Leonard: Okay, so she said she wants to slow things down.
　　好吧，她说想把发展速度慢下来，
　　It's like saying, "I'm really enjoying this meal. I'm going to slow down and savor 2 it."
　　savor: 尽情享受
　　就像在说 "这顿饭太美妙了，我真想把时间停下尽情享受。"
　　-Howard: No, it's like, "This fish tastes bad, so I'm gonna slow down and spit it out."
　　gonna=going to spit out: 吐出
　　不，她是想说“这些臭鱼真难吃。我可得慢下来，吐个干净。”
　　-Raj: You being the fish.
　　你就是那鱼。
　　-Leonard: I'm not the fish.
　　我才不是。
　　-Howard: Oh, really? Did you make a second date?
　　真的吗? 那你约好下一次了吗?
　　-Leonard: Well, no, we sort of decided 3 to wing it.
　　sort of: 有几分地(稍稍,到某种程度) wing it: 随机应变
　　恩，还没，我们决定走一步看一步。
　　-Sheldon: Oh, even I know that's lame 4.
　　lame: 跛足的,僵痛的,不完全的
　　天，连我都知道那是个废话。
　　-Leonard: Okay, all right, let's assume your hypothesis. We went to dinner, we talked, we laughed, we kissed.
　　assume: 假定,设想 hypothesis: 假设
　　好吧，我们就按照你们的假说来设想，我们一起去吃晚饭，开心地聊天还接吻了。
　　Where could I have possibly gone wrong?
　　possibly: 可能地,也许
　　我能有哪里做得不对啊?
　　-Howard: Think back, Leonard. The littlest things can set women off. Like, "Hey, the
　　waitress is hot;
　　set off: 引起；激起 waitress: 女服务员
　　再想想Leonard，最小的细节也能触动女人的，就像 "看这个服务员真辣阿
　　I bet we could get her to come home with us."
　　I bet: 我确信；我敢打赌
　　我敢说咱们可以带上她一起回家。"
　　Or, "How much does your mom weigh? I want to know what I'm getting into."
　　weigh: 重量 get into: 进入
　　或者 "你妈妈多重? 我只是想进一步了解'未来的你'"
　　-Leonard: I didn't say anything like that.
　　我可没有这么说。
　　-Howard: Good, 'cause they don't work.
　　‘cause=because
　　好的，因为这些话一点用都没有。
　　-Raj: They also don't care for it. If you stare at them and hyperventilate. Sadly, that's my
　　home run swing.
　　stare at: 凝视 hyperventilate: 换气过度;强力呼吸
　　如果你死盯着她们大喘粗气也会令她们讨厌的，很遗憾我们全家都这个德行。
　　-Leonard: Look, everything went fine. I didn't even have to refer to my impromptu 5 conversation starters. That woman across the hall is into me.
　　refer to: 涉及 impromptu: 即席的,即兴的 conversation: 对话 be into: 喜欢，被迷住
　　嘿！一切都很顺利的，我甚至都没有用上我的即兴开场白，走廊对面那个女孩子看上我了！
　　-Howard: Let's go to the tape. Look at her reaction to the good night kiss.
　　reaction: 反应
　　我们还是看录像算了，瞧她对那个"我和你吻别在无人的夜" 的反应吧，
　　No change in respiration 6, pupils un-dilated 7, no flushing of the chest.
　　respiration: 呼吸 pupil: 瞳孔 dilated: 加宽的, 扩大的 flush: 流溢,面红,旺盛
　　我呼吸无变化，瞳孔无放大，胸部无抖动。
　　-Raj: Nice close-up, by the way.
　　close-up: 特写镜头
　　不过你这大特写可拍得真好。
　　-Sheldon: Interesting. Her jaws 9 are clenched 11, no tongue access. Clearly a bad sign amongst mating humans.
　　jaw 8: 咽喉 clench 10: 牢牢抓住,钉紧 tongue: 舌头 access: 进入 mating: 交配
　　有趣啊，她咬紧牙关写着"打死我舌头也不让进"，对交配期的人类来说无疑是个坏兆头。
　　-Leonard: That's not a bad sign.
　　才不是你说的那样。
　　-Sheldon: Please, you might as well have been two iguanas 13 with no dewlap enlargement.
　　iguana 12: 美洲大蜥蜴 dewlap: 垂肉 enlargement: 扩大
　　得了吧，你俩还不如当两只没有双下巴的大蜥蜴算了。
　　-Raj: And the worst sign of all is you're here and not there.
　　最糟糕的是，你现在在这里，而不是"那里。"
　　-Leonard: I'm not there. Because I'm taking things slow, which, by the way, compared to you guys, approaches warp 14 speed. And take down that camera.
　　Compare to: 对比 approach: 途径,方法 warp: 弯,歪曲
　　我不在"那里。"因为我想慢慢来。不过话说回来，对你们来说，这已经是飞速了。拜托把那个摄像头拆了！
　　-Raj: He was a lot more fun when he had no hope.
　　他绝望的时候好玩多了。
　　-Howard: Give him time.
　　给他点时间吧。
　　-Penny: Hi.
　　嗨。
　　-Sheldon: Oh, hi, Penny. FYI, the hot water is inadequate 15 on machine two so colors only,
　　inadequate: 不够的
　　嗨！Penny。顺便提醒一下二号机热水不够，只能洗带颜色的，
　　and four is still releasing the fabric 16 softener 17 too early in the cycle, so I'd avoid using that for your delicates.
　　release: 释放 fabric: 织物,布,结构 softener: 软化剂,柔软剂 avoid: 避免 delicate: 雅致的，精致的
　　还有四号机仍然会提前流出柔顺剂，所以你那些好衣服就别用这一台洗了。
　　-Penny: Thanks.
　　谢谢。
　　-Sheldon: Oh, good Lord...why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock?
　　上帝啊，为什么你不直接把衣服脱掉，用河里的石头"敲"干净。
　　-Penny: Sheldon, can I ask you a question?
　　Sheldon，能问你个事吗?
　　-Sheldon: I would prefer that you not, but I won't go so far as to forbid it.
　　forbid: 禁止,不准
　　我宁愿你不问，但是我不会阻止你的。
　　-Penny: All right, I heard yes, so...Okay, here’s my question. Has Leonard ever dated, you know, a regular girl?
　　regular: 正规的
　　好吧，那你是答应了；好的，我的问题是：Leonard是否曾经和一个正常的女孩约会过呢?
　　-Sheldon: Well, I assume you're not referring to digestive regularity 18. Because I've come to learn that such inquiries 19 are inappropriate.
　　refer to: 涉及 digestive: 消化的 regularity: 有规则,匀整,调和 inquiry 20: 打听,询问 inappropriate: 不适当的
　　我想你不是指"消化正常"吧? 因为我觉得这样问不太合适。
　　-Penny: No, I meant, has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac?
　　involve with: 涉及 brainiac: 异常聪明的人
　　不，没有。我是说他有没有和一个不是"大脑发达"的女孩交往过?
　　-Sheldon: Oh! Well, a few years ago, he did go out with a woman who had a PhD in French literature.
　　PhD=Doctor of Philosophy
　　几年之前他倒是和一个法国文学女博士约会过。
　　-Penny: How is that not a brainiac?
　　那怎么能叫做"非大脑发达"？
　　-Sheldon: Well, for one thing, she was French. For another, it was literature.
　　for one thing, for another: 首先，其次 literature: 文学
　　第一个原因，她是法国人；第二个原因，文学诶。
　　-Penny: So... do you think that if Leonard and I keep dating, he'll eventually get bored with me?
　　eventually: 最后
　　那么...你觉得如果Leonard和我继续约会，最终他会对我失去兴趣吗?
　　-Sheldon: That depends.
　　那得看情况了。
　　-Penny: On what?
　　看什么?
　　-Sheldon: Do you have a working knowledge of quantum physics?
　　knowledge: 知识 quantum: 分配量,额,量 physics: 物理
　　你具备量子物理的知识吗?
　　-Penny: No.
　　不。
　　-Sheldon: Do you speak Klingon?
　　那你会说"克林贡语"吗? (星际迷航)
　　-Penny: No.
　　不会。
　　-Sheldon: You know any card tricks?
　　trick: 恶作剧
　　会变扑克牌戏法吗?
　　-Penny: Okay, you know what... I get it.
　　好吧，我知道了。
　　Leonard has no business being involved with a waitress-slash 21-actress who felt so insecure that she lied to him about finishing community college.
　　slash: 斜线 insecure: 不安全的 community: 社区
　　Leonard和一个骗他说是社区大学毕业的，自我感觉不良好的服务员/演员没有任何共同点。
　　-Sheldon: Why would you lie about that?
　　这你干吗要撒谎啊？
　　-Penny: Well, he was going on and on about this college and that grad school, and I... I didn't want him to think I was some kind of stupid loser.
　　grad school:研究生院，研究所
　　他不停地说这个大学，那个研究生院而我... 我不想他把我看作一个失败的笨蛋。