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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(224) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

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English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

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God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所

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English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

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An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

笑话原文 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a n

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

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爱情的玩笑 Kathryn Willams - I Started A Joke I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i lo

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I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

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笑话原文 Nerd Bike A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked,

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I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes and

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经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

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I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(138) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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air-fuel ratio
anacobra
angle measuring instrument
anteriolateral cordotomy
asayita (asaita)
available water supply
Berdaale
boiler plate bending machine
bonehead
bubble memory movement
climbest
cooperative joint venture
cuoco
Cyanidin-3-rutinoside
Dermocarpaceae
Devil's Gorge
didacticity
diesel-powered truck
digestive canal
digital differential analyser
dinotefuran
double-armed
drinkin
dune fixation afforestation
elephantine books
elevated shore line
enrichment meter
epiclast
Epstein apparatus
filipek
find fault in
floating reclaim
forced landings
fuel mixture indicator
gearbox output
Geisel
germany (deutschland)
gin guzzling
Girod furnace
glycinecin
goods turning rack
gouging electrode
Grodziczno
gumen
hermanniella punctulata
hierarchical directory structure
hyaline hyalin
hydraulic shearing device
i-thowen
insufficient disclosure
iron-coke ration
Kings Canyon National Park
laughing gas
linear inversion
lost chains
Manifold, C.
maximum and minimum
merchant seaman
metallized foils
MMULV-RT
motor tester
nearshored
Newhouses
non-radioactive liquid
pay for illness leave
pedestrian mall
pfui
prepurchasing
received and forwarded
relatively invariant measure
right ear
rookling
s-plane of stratigicat
seer hand
shoe repairer
sin-binneds
single-step switch
sosebee
sparsistent
species epithet
standardized function
stanyer
Stone Park
t-shaped complex
telesca
the Sally Army
total design concept
true colour unit
underapplies
uniformly elliptic equation
utilities system
variable phase shifter
vasilieva
vertical transportable retort
violent relaxation
viscoplastic fluid
vranov
waste bunker
when in Rome
whip snakes
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