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疯狂英语2001年
The biggest and strongest animal on land is the elephant. The largest and heaviest animal in the sea is the whale. It's also the biggest eater in the world. It eats a ton of food a day. It looks like
赖世雄初级美国英语
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.
英语笑话（MP3+文本）
Oh, baby elephant you are such a hoot. You are so darn wrinkly and so darn cute whether clowning with your bestest bud,or trying to climb out of the mud, or wrestling on a dry lake bed, or playing with stuff on top of your head. You show us humans we
国家地理2007年
An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa
英语小达人
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,
趣味英语
I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha
美国乡村音乐
Visitors to the California city of San Diego can enter a world of elephants, jaguars, camels and other modern animals whose distant cousins lived in North America. The San Diego Zoo's Elephant Odyssey is a new exhibit that shows the links between an
VOA标准英语2009年(六月)
I MET HER NEAR the end of September. It had been raining that day from morning to nightthe kind of soft, monotonous, misty rain that often falls at that time of year, washing away bit by bit the memories of summer burned into the earth. Coursing down
英文短篇小说
The Elephant Vanishes WHEN THE ELEPHANT disappeared from our towns elephant house, I read about it in the newspaper. My alarm clock woke me that day, as always, at 6:13. I went to the kitchen, made coffee and toast, turned on the radio, spread the pa
英文短篇小说
经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl
经典英文歌曲
An elephant was once appointed ruler of the forest．Now，it is well known that the race of elephants is endowed with great intelligence；but every family has its unworthy scion．Our Governor was as stout as the rest of his race are，but as fooli
趣味英语
How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.
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I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han
美国乡村音乐
音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song：I Started A Joke Artist：张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la
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