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Bar Bet 酒吧的赌博 A guy walks into a bar, stopping to talk to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. 一个家伙走进酒吧，和里面每个人耳语
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Have A Drink 第01单元 喝一杯 A man is sitting at the bar. He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time, when a big burly man walks up behind him and says: 有个男子坐在酒吧里，盯着自己的
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Rules Guys Wish Women Knew! 女人能了解这些规则多好啊！ 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. 如果你们认为自己胖了，那么你们也许就是胖了，不要来问我们，我们拒绝
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He CAN Talk! 它会说话！ One day a man walked into an auction house. While there, he bid on a parrot. 一个人走进拍卖公司。他在那儿竞拍一只鹦鹉。 He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. 他特别想要这
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What's a Man? 男人是什么？ One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. 一天在伊甸园里，夏娃叫住了上帝。 Lord, I have a problem! 上帝，我有个麻烦！ What's the problem, Eve? 你怎么啦，夏娃？ Lord, I know
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You Know the History 你知道的历史 Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, What is wrong with you? 亚当孤独地在伊甸园里游荡，上帝问他：你怎么啦？ Adam said he didn't have anyone to
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Why Teachers Go Crazy 老师们是怎么被气疯的 TEACHER: Peter, what is the outside of a tree called? 老师：彼得，树的最外层叫做什么？ PETER: I don't know, Ma'am. 彼得：老师，我不知道。 TEACHER: Bark, Peter, bark! 老师
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Whom to Marry 和谁结婚 There is a man has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one of them $ 5000 and see how each of them spends it. 有一个男人有3个女朋友，可是他不知道要和谁结
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How Old Am I? 我多大了？ Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. 有人优雅地老去，也有人挣扎着不愿面对岁月流逝的现实。 Judy, a friend of mine, refusing to give in to the looks of gr
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Some Truth 一些事实 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. 男人会花两块钱买一件价值一块钱的东西，因为这是他想要的东西。 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 女人会花一块钱买到一件价值
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Men's Rules 男人制定的规则 If Men Were to Rewrite The Rules 如果男人们能够重写规则 Rule 1 Anything we said several months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 规则一 吵架中，我
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An A Student 优秀学生 Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't have a clue what I was doing (as cited on the final exam.) 上学期我选修了宏观经济学，我对此完全一无所知（以期末考试为证）。 There were 80 multipl
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Lemon Squeeze 挤柠檬 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone wh
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Guess the Correct Ending 猜猜正确的下文 A fourth grade teacher collected old, well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the rest. Their insight may surprise you. 一个四年
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You Don't Know Who I Am 你不认识我 One professor had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were done at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam paper after the bell would take a zero on the exam. 一个老师对于考试时间的
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I Don't Know Either 我也不知道 A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. 一个科学家坐火车去纽约，他的这节车厢里还有一
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Hit Him Again 再砸他呀 A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town. 一座摇摇欲坠的老教堂需要重建了。所以，在布道
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My Mother 我妈妈 I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. 我在超市里转悠着想要买些东西，可我注意到一个
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I Didn't Get Any Money This Time 我这次没钱了 A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. 一个人去酒吧，看到一个朋友独自一人坐在桌旁喝酒。 Approaching the friend he comments, You look terrible. What's t
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Under the Wagon 在马车下面 A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon loaded of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. 农场的一个男孩不小心弄翻了装满玉米的马车。住在附近的农夫听到了动静。 Hey Willi
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