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I Know 我知道 A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, Did you actually see the accident? 一场车祸的目击证人正在作证。律师问他:你确实看到了那起事故吗? The witness, Yes, sir. 证人答
Do You Know My Work 你知道我是干什么的吗 One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. 一天晚上,一家旅馆失火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。 Two
A Smuggler 走私犯 The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the scams. 一个形迹可疑的人开着车来到边境,哨兵
You Are the Fifth 你是第五条 A man saw a fisherman standing in the lake with a mirror. Excuse me, he said. What are you doing? 有个人看到渔夫拿着一面镜子站在湖里。请问,他说,你在干什么? Fishing, the fisherman repl
A Girl Not Included 女孩不包括在内 Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful, modern bicycle which cost ?54.99, so he went to the shop which had put the advertisement in and asked to see one of their wonderful bicycles. 汤姆在报
Bilingual Dog能说两种语言的狗A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. 一只警犬应征去联邦调查局工作。 Well, says the personnel director, You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60
There are a lot of changes to adjust to as you get older. Your metabolism slows down, those dreaded gray hairs pop up, and hangovers become an all-day event. With a few simple tweaks to your beauty routine, you'll feel and look as fresh as you did wh
Christian Bear基督徒熊One day this preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. 一天,牧师决定不去教堂而去打猎。 When in the woods he came upon a bear. He started running, and he ran for a while all of a sudden he tr
Fly and Cat苍蝇和猫One warm spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. 一个暖洋洋的春日里,一条鱼正在湖面下一英尺处游着,它看到了一只
His Mother Wants Him to Be a Doctor 它妈妈想让它当医生 A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. 一个人带着一只小狗走进酒吧。 The bartender says, Get out of here with that dog! 酒吧侍者说:带着你的狗出去! The guy
Bad Seeing-Eye Dog 不称职的导盲犬 A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. 一天,一只导盲犬领着一个盲人在街上走。 They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traf
Differences Between Men and Women 男女间的差异 Bathrooms 盥洗室里 A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from a Holiday Inn. 一个男人通常只在盥洗室里放
How About My Stone? 我的石头怎么样? Sometime after Paul died, his widow, Lily, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. 在丈夫保罗去世一段时间之后,莉莉终于能对朋友们
What the Student Say in Science Classes 自然科学课上学生们都说了什么 The following quotations were gleaned from classroom discussions in 5th and 6th grade science classes. 下面的这些话都是从五六年级的自然科学课的课堂
Professor's Wish 教授的愿望 A graduate student, a post-doc, and a professor were walking on campus and they found an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out in a puff of smoke. 一个研究生、一个博士后和一个教授在校园
Show You the True Money 告诉你钱的真相 A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere. 一个有钱的傻瓜被邀请去世界各地。 A fool and his money are soon elected. 一个有钱的傻瓜很快就被选上了。 A fool and his money
A Letter 一封信 Dear Mother and Dad, 亲爱的爸爸妈妈: Since I left for college I have been remise in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, pleas
Me Neither 我也不 In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk and said, Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on our test. 一天在课堂上,约翰逊老师把约翰尼叫到了讲台前,说:约翰尼,我感觉
I Already Paid 我付过账了 A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. 一个人在酒吧喝了几杯啤酒,侍者对他说他的酒钱是4美元。 But I paid, don't you remember? said the customer. 可是
Gold in Heaven 金子在天堂 There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some o