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幽默笑话:葬礼

幽默笑话:葬礼 A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. 有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。 At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, shaking

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(140) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:拿破仑病了

幽默笑话:拿破仑病了 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year，his history professor failed him in his examinations，and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However，his father

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(159) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:你是哪一个?

幽默笑话:你是哪一个? My two sisters and I were all away at different colleges at the same time. One day，after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated just another undergraduate，I phoned home for some consolation and understandi

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(154) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗?

幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗? A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book. 文学课上，一个学生问老师是否看过一本最新的畅销小说。老师

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(142) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:解答难题

幽默笑话:解答难题 One day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. 老师走

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:游泳者

幽默笑话:游泳者 The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. 老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:学校成绩单

幽默笑话:学校成绩单 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: English，poor; French，weak; Mathematics，fair;And he gave a glance of disgust at the wea

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:我没有听

幽默笑话:我没有听 Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，What are you reading，dear? 妈妈问正在读书的女儿:亲爱的，你读的是什么书? I dont know，the litter girl answered. 女儿回答道:我不知道。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:借口

幽默笑话:借口 Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours. He

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:希腊语

幽默笑话:希腊语 Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke French and German quite well. 戴先生是英格兰北部一个

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:恶作剧

幽默笑话:恶作剧 Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? 学监(非常生气):现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:入学测试

In an entrance examination of a conservatory，the teacher asked one boy，What is the most important physiological quality of a musician 在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问一位应试的小伙子:音乐家最重要的生理素质是什

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:板球比赛

幽默笑话:板球比赛 Teacher had set his class an essay in A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. 老师给学生出了个作文题:一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙?斯蒂尔交了作

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语式幽默：除了音乐其它都很好

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. 一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(92) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

【老外的幽默】top 10 comic gems

1、Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter,

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

最具创意英文神翻译 体会幽默中的大智慧

一些大道理并不一定只有严肃说教的方式才能让人领悟，很多时候一些随意的话语，幽默的句子就能展现人生道理。看看下面这些最具创意的英文神翻译，会心一笑的同时你却会赞叹于其中蕴

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

幽默学习第六期

A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第一期

My husband, who drives an 18-wheeler, was halfway across a narrow bridge when his truck broke down. Placing hazard markers behind, he returned to his cab to wait for the tow truck. A few moments later

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

"你很蠢"的种种幽默表达

★Marry is so stupid, she stole free pudding. 玛丽太蠢了，偷免费的布丁。 ★He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable to sleep with a married woman. 他从不跟妻子一起睡。他说跟一个已婚女人睡是不光彩

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(258) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

出国必备的十个美式幽默

1. Is she big-boned? 她是不是很魁梧啊？ Big-bone看字面解释就知道是指骨架很粗大。这对美女(美国的女人) 来说是见怪不怪的。在电影Something about Mary中就有这一句，Is she big-boned? 那娇小的女子怎么

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语
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