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英文笑话：Life after death 死后重生

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英文笑话：Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his m

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英文笑话：The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,

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英文笑话：Free advice? 免费的建议？

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, t

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英文笑话：Chaude and Cold 热与冷

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

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英文笑话：Skinny Dipping 裸泳

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - whi

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英文笑话：MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice

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英文笑话：real play 逼真的演出

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英文笑话：night shift 值夜班遇到的怪事

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英文笑话：Apologyletter 道歉信

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英文笑话：scream 最响亮、最凄厉痛苦的尖叫

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英文笑话：Headstone "Strange"的墓石

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

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英文笑话：Problem with gas放屁的问题

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says,

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英文笑话：Photo 我老婆的照片

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare a

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英文笑话：Interruption 轻率的插话

A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining

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英文笑话：Anniversary 结婚周年纪念

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笑话：an absent-minded professor 健忘教授

No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new

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英文笑话：chief at wedding 警长在婚礼上

在小镇上，一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。“长官”这个男人说，“我可以解释一下。” “安静，”警官打断他说：“我要让你在拘留所等

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英文笑话：three surgeons 三个有名的外科医生

三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。” “这算不了什么，”另

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英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:Perfume and new marker 香水和麦克笔

Perfume and new marker 香水和麦克笔 词汇扫描 Instructional assistant 指导员助理 Second-graders 二年级生 Perfume 香水 Marker 麦克笔 英文原文 As an instructional assistant for a public school, part of my job involves teachin

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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