A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.

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台湾籍旅美老师今天交给我们的句子是: If Modern English is strange, Old English needed therapy. 如果说现代英语有点怪怪的,那么古代英语就需要进医院了。 Believe it or not, English used to be an even harder la

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English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're short-handed, Smith the boss repl

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Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of

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Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了! When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some v

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I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干 Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the de

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How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的? A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied,

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Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says,

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It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness. “So good of you to come, Mr.Jones,and where is your brother?” “You see we're very busy

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St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order

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As soon as you wake up, you're fired Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly plac

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And the Same Vein 另一则寓言笑话 The Ndele tribesmen of Africa were'a poor but proud people. 非洲的恩德拉部落是个贫穷但骄傲的民族。 Living as they did in the savannah regions south of the Sahara, they had only grass with whi

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女性理解笑话比男性慢半拍

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