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The patient says, Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. The doctor says, Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. mug = cup The patient says, Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attent
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
New Dad 初为人父 One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did eve
You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it. Well, said his mother laughing, Next time you should run after a taxi, you will
God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所
relative A husband and wife were driving down the road arguing with each other. They passed a pig farm and the husband said, Are they relatives of yours? Yes, she replied, I married into the family. Notes: 1. A husband and wife were driving down th
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 教师:你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗? 学生:我能,先生。他们都死了。
Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give. 学生:我认为我不应该得零分。 教授:我也这么认为,但这是允许我打的最低分数。
Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college. Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college. 学生甲:如果院长不收回他今天早上对我说的话,我就要离开学院。 学生乙:他说了什
First man: In my house I'm really somebody. Second man: Is that so? First man: Yes. Every night my wife calls out from the kitchen, Will somebody take out the garbage? 第一位男人:我在家里确实是一个人物。 第二位男人:真是这样吗? 第一位男人:是的,
[00:15.05]That depends 这得看情况 [00:28.98]词汇扫描 [00:32.91]preach [pri:t?] 宣扬 [00:35.61]parking lot ['pɑ:ki?][l?t] 停车场 [00:39.15]pipe up [paip][?p] 讲话 [00:42.32]英文原文 [00:44.11]Safety is a major concern at the manuf
[00:15.11]Cancellation of love 爱情退订 [00:29.01]词汇扫描 [00:32.66]pull over [pul][b?k] 靠边停车 [00:36.21]英文原文 [00:38.07]Just as my husband pulled his delivery van away from the florist, [00:41.93]the manager came running out.
[00:15.23]Never out of stock 永不缺货 [00:26.60]词汇扫描 [00:30.16]overhear [??uv?'hi?] 无意中听到 [00:33.98]assure [?'?u?] 保证 [00:37.64]riot ['rai?t] 有趣的 [00:40.66]英文原文 [00:42.44]When I overheard one of my cashiers tel
[00:28.74]spirit ['spirit] 精神 [00:32.01]making the rounds 绕圈子 [00:36.57]tease [ti:z] 捉弄 [00:39.96]spare [sp??] 宽恕 [00:42.97]英文原文 [00:44.96]One Friday everyone in our office was in high spirits, [00:49.21]and Marshall, a sale
[00:15.06]Just want to take a day off 想请一天假 [00:26.06]词汇扫描 [00:29.68]run [r?n] 经营 [00:32.90]time off 请假 [00:36.07]英文原文 [00:38.35]A big challenge of running a small business [00:41.29]is dealing with employees' reques
[00:13.73]Mental deficiency [00:16.10]智力缺陷 [00:19.02]Would you mind telling me, Doctor, [00:22.09]Bob asked... [00:23.67]how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody [00:28.05]who appears completely normal? [00:31.34]Nothing is easier, he r
[00:13.88]Beware of Dog! [00:16.14]小心有狗! [00:18.98]As a stranger entered a little country store, [00:23.11]he noticed a sign warning, [00:26.15]Danger! Beware of dog! [00:29.59]posted on the glass door. [00:32.12]Inside, he noticed a harmless
A guy is reading his paper [00:20.69]when his wife walks up behind him [00:23.18]and smacks him [00:23.99]on the back of the head [00:25.12]with a frying pan. [00:26.85]He asks, What was that for? [00:29.28]She says, [00:30.66]I found a piece of pape