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英文笑话:I Hope So 我希望如此

Neighbor: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so. He certainly can't make a living by kissing girls! 邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗？ 父亲：我希望这样--他当然

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(45) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话:Who's Afraid Now? 是谁害怕？

A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half -year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves. The first night they spent in a hotel, the father moved his bed close to the boy's and when they

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Thank-you Letter 感谢信

Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you? Yes, Mum. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud. 你是在按照我说的给爷爷写信感谢他吗？ 是的，妈妈。 你的字好象写得太大了。 嗯，爷爷的耳朵不好，

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I'll Carry You Down 我会把您背下去

My 15-year-old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. Don't you feel well, Mom? he asked with concern. No, I don't， I said. Well, don't you worry about dinner, he reassured me. I'll carry you down to the stove. 我十五岁的儿子连跑带颠

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Something I Didn't Do 我没做的事

Mother: What are you crying for? Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it? Tommy: M-m-my lessons. 妈妈：你哭什么？ 汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。 妈妈：一件你没做的事？什么事？ 汤米

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：向你的烦恼说再见

Unit1 Gets your troubles goodbye 第一节 向你的烦恼说再见 A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. 一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。 Said the Jew to St. Peter, 6

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Guess 猜测

Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. Hesaid ， GuesshowmanycakesIhaveinthisbox. Headded,GuesscorrectlyandI'llgiveyoubothofthem! Notes: 1.Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. 一个男人遇到他朋友时正巧拿着一个盒子。 2.Hesaid ，

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：他真是个大人物

【生词预览】 maintenance 维修， cemetery 墓地 【笑话原文】 HeIsReallySomebody --Myunclehas1000menunderhim. --Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo? --Amaintenancemaninacemetery. 【中文译文】 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Jokes - 4 English Riddles

Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? A: Baby tigers. Q: Why is the number six afraid? A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine) Q: How many legs does an a

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：drink coffee 喝咖啡

drink coffee One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts a lot. What do you suggest I do? The doctor replied, Just take the spoon out of your cup. Notes: 1. One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Essay 作文

Teacher had set his class an essay A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: Rain stopped play.. 老师给学生出了作文题：一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了，

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I Didn't Notice It 我没看到它

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other. 妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Give Me a Dollar 给我一块钱

Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语幽默笑话：从没听过这么冷的笑话！

生活中常常有需要我们调节气氛的时候，怎么调呢？讲个英语笑话。如果讲不好笑话怎么办，讲个冷笑话。。今天小编就来教亲们讲冷笑话呦～ 1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the m

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(92) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【5】

ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：Chicken soup 鸡汤

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, I don't like chicken soup, bring something else. The hospital worker said, It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it. Regardless, the patient refused to ea

发表于:2019-01-21 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣

[00:07.50]Listen and Share [00:10.15]Dress accordingly 看情况穿衣 [00:21.94]词汇扫描 [00:25.78]facilities [f?'silitis] 设施 [00:28.87]due to [dju:] [tu] 由于 [00:31.74]accordingly [?'k?:di?li] 有依据地 [00:34.73]英文原文 [00:36.6

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Captain's recording(机长的录音)

[00:13.79]Captain's recording [00:15.83]机长的录音 [00:18.83]This is your captain speaking. [00:21.61]On behalf of my crew... [00:23.91]I'd like to welcome you aboard [00:26.03]British Airways flight 602 [00:29.70]from New York to London. [00:32

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Endearing terms(可爱的称呼)

[00:19.82]Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. [00:23.50]Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife [00:27.40]by endearing terms, [00:29.06]calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. [00:34.17]Bernie looked at Morr

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(113) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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