六招教你成为办公室冷笑话高手 Misleading and surprise: Verbal jokes use this element to the greatest level possible. Basically, this technique relies on cognitive processing errors, turning assumptions upside down, and word confusion. Fo

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 轻松英语

[00:00.00]Unit 3 [00:05.90]What will you be? [00:09.64]Activity 1 [00:14.50]Listen and point. [00:20.77]Maybe I'll be a nurse. [00:24.61]Maybe I'll be a teacher. [00:30.54]Maybe I'll be a pilot. [00:34.77]Maybe I'll be a policeman. [00:38.82]Maybe I'

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[00:14.39]Lesson Three [00:17.66]A Song [00:20.51]Head,Shoulders,Knees and Toes [00:54.47]Lesson Three [01:05.02]Vocabulary [01:08.18]clown funny [01:10.61]小丑 有趣的,滑稽的 [01:13.04]strange finger mouth [01:16.77]奇怪的 手指 口,嘴 [01:20.51]hungry

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Remembering Actor Gene Wilder 纪念演员吉恩怀尔德 This week, the United States lost a beloved actor and funnyman. Gene Wilder, the wild-haired star of unforgettable comedy films, died Monday at the age of 83. A family member said Wilder was d

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I wish I could be handsome like a flamingo. I wish I could be smart like a fox. I wish I could swim like a fish. I wish I could run like a deer. I wish I could see things far away like a giraffe. I wish I could hide in a shell like a turtle. I wish I

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Then he mopped his forehead with a handkerchief decorated with red squares. 然后他拿一块有红方格子的手绢擦着额头。 I follow a terrible profession. 我干的是一种可怕的职业。 In the old days it was reasonable. 以前还说得

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有梦想就有希望Never Had A Dream Come True Never Had A Dream Come True by S Club 7 Everybodys got something they had to leave behind One regret from yesterday that just seems to grow with time Theres no use looking back or wondering How it coul

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Never Had A Dream Come True by S Club 7 Everybodys got something they had to leave behind One regret from yesterday that just seems to grow with time Theres no use looking back or wondering How it could be now or might have been Oh this I know but st

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Whether we find a joke funny or not largely depends on where we have been brought up. The sense of humour is mysteriously bound up with national characteristics. A Frenchman, for in- stance, might find it hard to laugh at a Russian joke. In the same

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互联网是巨大的新词制造机器,很多流行词汇都源自于网络。比如前段时间的厉害了我的哥、蓝瘦香菇、老司机、葛优瘫洪荒之力不过这阵风来的快,去的也快。 最近侃哥发现,现在很多年轻

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10 Ways To Revive a Childhood Dream The beauty of childhood is that we arent restrained from dreaming by perceived barriers. As children, we know what we want and we say it. Then as we get older, we tend to forget our dreams. We tell ourselves, Its j

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笑抽了英语如何表达? 有一种逗乐叫做笑死人不偿命,让你情不自禁笑个不停。如何形容这种要让你笑抽的赶脚?歪果仁都会咋说? 1. Side-splitting 肚子都要笑裂了,必须捧腹!太逗乐了,能让

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Todd: Eucharia, why dont we talk about what is our favourite Shakespeare play and actually what is the story about? Eucharia: OK, I love the story of Romeo and Juliet (I know, Im a girl!) which is a tragedy. Its about a boy and a girl who fall in lov

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The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway 4 The taxi went up the hill, passed the lighted square, then on into the dark, still climbing, then levelled out onto a dark street behind St. Etienne du Mont, went smoothly down the asphalt, passed the trees an

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Funny Excuses Notes 可笑的假条 If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, check out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. The following are some funny excuses notes received by teachers, spelling mistake

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It sucks being an adult. You have to do things like wake up beforenoon, go to the grocery store on your own, and try to hold down asteady job. Often times said job will require you to give a presentation to more than two people. And some jobs will ev

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So it feels like.Adam serously beat me up.Funny,that's funny.I'm sorry. 就像是 Adam痛打了我一顿 有趣吧 真有趣 兄弟 我错了 And I love you.I'm sorry.That's nice,Blake.You are a strong man,But I have seen him naked. 我爱你 我错了

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Hey you It's really good to see you I've got so much to tell you But you should know I'm doing fine Hey you Had a story to tell you But honestly I can't even remember Really doesn't matter Never seen you this happy Never seen you so peaceful Even tho

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It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside 此时此刻 内心的感受有点微妙 I'm not one of those who can easily hide 我不是那种能轻易隐藏自己情绪的人 I don't have much money. But boy if I did 并非腰缠万贯 但假使我有

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