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A passenger told a flight attendant that she smelled something funny. Another one asked a different flight attendant if something was wrong. Suddenly, smoke began to fill a 747 jet carrying 263 passengers. There was no real sign of fire but everyone
Amber: Hello, Im Amber and this is bbclearningenglish.com. In Entertainment today, we hear two reviews of The Simpsons Movie yes, after 400 TV shows, Americas most famous dysfunctional cartoon family Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie step up from t
Our nose is the strangest of all body parts. Its such a funny thing. And where is it? Right on the front of our face. Right in the middle. It would be OK if everyone had exactly the same nose. But we all have a different nose. Some of us have a big n
[00:02.62]We have three other doctors in the practice 这儿还有其他三个医生 [00:04.90]but I'm your man, okay? 但是我就是你所需要要的了 [00:06.02]I don't take vacations. I hate Hawaii. 我不休假 我讨厌夏威夷 [00:10.66]I w
2001年11月12日,在全世界歌迷的的翘首祈盼下,Westlife推出了自己的第三张专辑 World Of Our Own ,发行仅一周便以300,000多的销量打败了歌坛天后Madonna的精选专辑成为冠军,这也是他们的第二张冠军专辑。新专辑共收录了19首世界当红词曲创作者们的杰作,其中有7首歌
Kate, I wish we had a boat to put the dolls in. Dont you? 凯特,我希望我们有只小船把娃娃装进去。你呢? I know what we can do. 我知道我们该怎么办。 We can get the little tub, and tie a rope to it, and drag it to the pon
歌词: We're decadent beyond our means, we've a zeal We feel the things they'll never feel They're solemn in their wealth, we're high in our poverty We see the things they never see Wanderlust With us, the world feels voluptuous I just feel more,
《行尸走肉第五季》讲述了瑞克及其率领的幸存者们逃出终点站后,将会前往新的地方,而剧情也会向更黑暗化方向发展。在E0515中,萨莎决定离开社区猎杀行尸,主动出击猎杀行尸,萨莎在树
All around me are familiar faces 周围全是一成不变的面孔 Worn out places worn out faces 破落的周遭 疲惫的神情 Bright and early for their daily races 天一亮就早早开始他们日复一日的追逐 Going nowhere going nowhere (
Todd: Kawabe, can you talk about your first job interview? Kawabe: Sure, first job interview! This is a funny story and that was a time I took the interview, had an interview with the TV broadcaster, and then it was a very famous one in Yotsuya, in T
AA: I'm Avi Arditti and this week on Wordmaster, finding the right words to make people laugh. Meet Shahryar Rizvi. He's a computer specialist, also working part time on a master's of business administration. So what's he doing in a competition organ
这是个信息大爆炸的时代,为了紧随时尚的步伐,在这个大时代里的我们一不小心就成了低头族。吃饭、走路、睡觉、坐公交、挤地铁离不开手机。几天不玩手机不上网,和别人聊天时就会发
My most embarrassing moment was probably when I lived in Germany. One day I decided to go shopping and I drove into town. I had a car. And I was very, very pleased because I found a parking space immedately which was rather unusual. I did my shopping
A few years ago there were lots of lightbulb jokes in English. You probably had them in your language too. Here is an example. How many policemen/civil servants/school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five one to stand on a table holding
经典音乐剧曲目:I Don't Know How To Love Him 韦伯的经典摇滚音乐剧《耶稣基督万世巨星》中,有一首由抹大拉的玛利亚唱的柔情歌曲,I Don't Know How To Love Him,爱与怀疑、胆怯,所表达的细腻情感
Do you wanna Tell me What You have against me And why You keep me in disguise What are you afraid of 'Cause it can't be that bad Being friends Than official times For a couple of days I've gotten looks from your lady Now you tell me how she knows I'v
It's funny with age You get to the stage Your head in your heart Down on the same page Your heart wll wait forever But you skin says you are getting old Good things come to those who wait But the light were up And it was getting late She wore my coat
Tommyhas alittle dog.HernameisGoldier. She isprettyandinteresting. Theother day, Goldierwasout walkingwithTommy. Shecutherpawon abitofglass. Whentheyarrived home, Tommy's mother thought that thecutwastoo deep. Sheasked Tommytotake Goldierto thevet. H
I don't think my Mama found that very very funny,at least that's what her lawyer told me 我不认为我妈妈觉得那很搞笑 至少他的律师是这么说的 So here I have something to share with you.I have written another book 我这儿有些东
Talkin' to myself and feelin' old Sometimes I'd like to quit Nothin' ever seems to fit Hangin' around Nothin' to do but frown Rainy days and Mondays always get me down What I've got they used to call the blues Nothin' is really wrong Feelin' like I d