英语听力-听电影学英语：一夜大肚 08

　　[00:02.62]We have three other doctors in the practice 这儿还有其他三个医生

[00:04.90]but I'm your man, okay?  但是我就是你所需要要的了

[00:06.02]I don't take vacations. I hate Hawaii. 我不休假 我讨厌夏威夷

[00:10.66]I went to the Caribbean when I was 14, 我14岁时去加勒比海玩

[00:12.38]And I'm never going back. 以后都不愿意再去了

[00:15.98]I feel really good about this. I think we found our doctor. 感觉不错 我想我们找到医生了

[00:16.86]Really? Yeah. - 真的吗? - 对

[00:19.06]All right. 太好了

[00:21.42]Are you serious right now? Yeah. - 你当真? - 当真

[00:22.30]Wow. 哇

[00:24.22]You look relieved. I am very relieved. - 你看上去解脱了 - 我是解脱了

[00:27.18]I can't imagine meeting any more of you people. 继续这样找下去我可要疯了

[00:27.86]You're being dramatic. We didn't meet that many. 少夸张了 我们也没找过多少个

[00:39.50]Do they know? 他们知道了吗?

[00:41.90]Pardon? 什么?

[00:42.86]The belly 1. 肚子

[00:44.70]Oh, yeah. The donuts, they call to me. 他们说这个好像面包圈

[00:49.98]Hey, Allison. Great job. Thanks. - 嗨 艾利森 做得好 - 谢谢

[00:54.22]You're pregnant, aren't you? What? - 你怀孕了 不是吗 - 什么?

[00:58.42]I mean, you've put on like, eight pounds, nine. 你重了有八九磅呢

[01:00.10]It's all in your uterus. 都是在你子宫内

[01:01.10]Oh, shit. 糟糕

[01:03.78]I haven't told them. 我没和他们讲

[01:05.30]Do you think they're gonna be mad? 你觉得他们会生气吗?

[01:07.34]I'm, like, really chickening out about this. 我真的很害怕

[01:08.62]It's okay. We can hide this. 没关系  可以稍加掩饰

[01:11.14]We'll dress you in black 你要穿黑色衣服

[01:13.70]and we'll emphasize your boobs. 然后突出你的大胸部

[01:16.06]I mean, your boobs are gonna be big. 你的胸部会显得很大

[01:16.98]Awesome. 很好

[01:20.70]And then they're gonna be, like, scary big. 非常非常大 巨型那种

[01:21.18]But then they'll go down. And then they'll stay down. 然后就会下垂...

[01:27.02]Just... Just don't say anything, okay?  算了 别说出去就好了 可以吗?

[01:28.30]Please don't say anything.  请别说出去

[01:29.10]Just tell them. They'll be cool. 干脆告诉他们吧 他们不会生气的

[01:34.10]Everybody loves somebody pregnant. 人们喜欢别人怀孕的

[01:37.54]Did you see this sex offender 2 website? 看过这个性犯罪者网站没?

[01:42.46]These are all the sex offenders 3 in our neighborhood. 这些是住在周围的性犯罪者

[01:44.70]Looks like your computer has chicken pox. 看来就像屏幕上长水痘了

[01:47.70]Those are sex offenders. 这些是性犯罪者的分布

[01:48.62]These people live in our neighborhood. 这些是住在我们旁边的性罪犯

[01:52.38]Well, I'll skip their houses  好吧 我们万圣节要糖时候

[01:53.42]when we're trickortreating. 就跳过这些人

[01:53.98]What do you want me to do? Form a posse? 你想我怎么做? 找一帮人来?

[01:54.86]Got your sixshooter on you? I got my lynching rope. 你拿上手枪  我带上绳子

[01:57.82]I don't take it lightly. 我没小看啊

[01:58.74]You shouldn't take it so lightly. 你不能小看这个

[01:59.74]You know, I'm not gonna go over to any of these people's houses and say, 我又不会跑到这些人家里 然后说

[02:01.94]"Hey, do you mind... Can you babysit?" "嗨 不介意... 帮忙照顾下孩子?"

[02:04.78]If I didn't care about these things, 如果我不关心这些

[02:06.66]you wouldn't care about anything. 你什么都不会关心的

[02:09.14]You're so concerned with stuff 你也就会关心些有的没的

[02:10.06]Care more. 多点关心吧!

[02:11.50]like "Don't get them vaccinated 4. 就像"别给她们打疫苗"

[02:13.78]"Don't let them eat fish. There's mercury in the water." 别给他们吃鱼 容易中毒

[02:14.26]Jesus, how much Dateline NBC can you watch? 你NBC新闻看太多了吧?

[02:18.94]I know we're supposed to be nice with each other right now, 现在我们应该和气点儿

[02:20.10]but I'm having a really hard time. 但我最近真的不太好过

[02:22.66]'Cause I want to rip your fucking head off  我想把你那猪脑袋拧下来

[02:22.82]I'm struggling with it right now. What am I doing? - 我的内心在挣扎着 - 那你想我怎样

[02:25.50]because you're so fucking stupid! 你已经蠢得无药可医了!

[02:27.46]This is scary. These are our children. Mmmhmm. Mmmhmm. 这是很可怕的  是我们的孩子

[02:31.82]You fucking dipshit. God! You... Mmmhmm. 你个傻逼 天啊! 你真是...

[02:35.42]I literally 5 am at a point where I don't know what I can say. 我真是无语了

[02:37.22]So I'm the bad guy 难道是我错了?

[02:39.18]because I'm trying to protect our kids from child molesters and mercury? 就因为我想让孩子们安全点?

[02:43.26]And you're cool 'cause you don't give a shit. 你最酷了 你他妈什么都不管

[02:44.26]Yeah. Yeah? Is that it? - 是啊 - 是? 就这样?

[02:48.54]Pretty much. God, you're an asshole. - 差不多 - 天啊 你真是个混球

[02:50.74]Don't do this in front of Ben. 别在本面前这么做

[02:53.78]Sorry, Ben. 抱歉 本

[02:53.82]I don't give a shit about Ben. 我屌都不用屌他

[02:55.82]It's okay. I didn't think she did, anyway. - 不要紧 本来就没想她会理我

[02:58.10]Okay, come on! Let's go. 好了 走吧

[02:59.06]Oh, I can't go. 噢 我去不了了

[03:02.86]This band is doing a showcase out in the Valley. I got to go. 乐队有演出了 我要去一下

[03:05.46]It's Saturday. 今天星期六哦

[03:09.30]DEBBIE: You don't want to know the sex of the baby? 你不想知道孩子的性别?

[03:11.42]That's no fun. 真没意思啊

[03:14.50]Ben knows, but I've sworn him to secrecy 7. 本知道 但我叫他保守秘密

[03:17.38]I'll get it out of him. 我会问得到的

[03:18.34]No. 别嘛

[03:25.70]Hey. 嘿

[03:27.90]Think we'll ever be as happy as Baby Bjorn couple is? 我们会好像他们这样幸福吗?

[03:31.98]We are that happy. 我们已经有那么幸福啦

[03:33.50]'cause I never like guys like you. It's great.  因为我从没喜欢过你这样的人 真是太好了

[03:34.10]Yeah. You look happy. 恩 你看上去的确是

[03:34.66]Which is awesome,  这太不可思议了

[03:36.34]You keep saying that. I know. 你老是这么说

[03:37.82]This is it. This is perfect. 就是它了 真完美

[03:40.82]Nice. 漂亮

[03:43.42]Holy shit! It's 1,400 bucks 8. 我的妈呀! 1400美元

[03:45.42]We can just borrow yours. Is that okay? 可以借用你们的吗?

[03:46.90]No. You need your own crib. 不行 你们需要有自己的婴儿床

[03:49.30]You know, there's one of these lying in an alley 6 behind my house. 知道吗 我家后面有个差不多的婴儿床

[03:51.14]We could just grab that. Just rub Purell all over it. 把那个捡回来  洗刷干净就可以用啦

[03:55.94]I need to get you a baby present anyway. 反正也要给你婴儿送个礼物

[03:56.22]You know what? Let me buy it. 算了 我来买吧

[03:57.54]And I would love to get it for you. ALLISON: No. - 我很愿意买这个给你 - 别

[04:00.10]I'm serious. I want to. 我说认真的

[04:02.42]No. It's too much. 别买 太贵了

[04:03.90]Yes. We'll take it. 好 我们接受你的礼物

[04:05.78]Obviously, I mean, don't insult the woman.  既然她盛意拳拳

[04:08.90]She wants to get us a gift. 就别辜负她一番好意嘛

[04:09.46]Right. 对啊

[04:11.14]Wanna buy me some new shoes? 能给我买几对鞋吗?

[04:12.10]What else can I squeeze out of you?  还能从你身上榨取些什么好处啊?

[04:13.62]Xbox 360. Xbox 360. Xbox 360  Xbox 360

[04:16.60]So hot in the Valley. 天气好热

[04:20.90]ASHLEY: Hey! Oh, Allison! GIRL: Hi. 嗨

[04:21.98]How are you? 你们好吗?

[04:25.66]It's so good to see you. 见到你太好了

[04:26.94]We've been watching you on E! It's the coolest thing. 在E!频道看到你啊 太酷了

[04:29.46]Yeah, it's been super exciting, just crazy busy. 是啊 太激动了 我只是忙不过来

[04:32.02]I'm so sorry I haven't called. 抱歉没打电话告诉你们

[04:32.30]GIRL: Oh, it's fine. Hi, I'm Ashley. 噢 没事啦 嗨 我是阿什莉

[04:34.50]I went to school with Allison. 我和艾利森是同学呢

[04:35.58]This is my friend, Ben. I'm Ben. - 这是我朋友本 - 我叫本

[04:37.26]Okay, so, is Debbie having another baby? 黛比又要生孩子了吗?

[04:39.10]No. Allison is. 不  是艾利森

[04:42.50]You're pregnant? 你怀孕了?

[04:42.98]What? I just saw you a couple months ago.  什么? 我几个月前才见过你

[04:45.34]It was a big surprise. 我也吃了一惊

[04:47.54]If you guys... If you got a second to hear it. 如果你们有空 我就给你们讲讲

[04:47.74]It's actually... It's a really funny story, actually. 其实...这个过程蛮滑稽的

[04:50.98]It's not really funny. It's not funny. 才不是呢

[04:51.62]Let them be the judge, okay? 让他们来判断嘛

[04:53.50]I think it's funny. 反正我觉得蛮好笑的

[04:54.10]You know they say don't drink and drive? Uhhuh. - 知道不可以醉酒驾驶吧? - 恩

[04:55.58]BEN: Don't drink and bone! GIRL: Wow. - 千万别醉酒乱搞  - 哇

[04:59.46]Okay. 好的