A Professional Gambler [00:26.98]David walked into this bar one day. [00:31.45]He walked up to the bartender and said, [00:35.50]Bartender,I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks. [00:41.46]That's fine,but I'll need to see some money first, [00:4

发表于:2018-12-02 / 阅读(136) / 评论(0) 分类 新思路单项技能教材口语PETS

A Dead Hamster [00:27.09]John owned a German shepherd. [00:32.05]The people next door owned a hamster they kept in a cage. [00:37.69]John came home one day, [00:41.17]and his dog was running around the yard with that hamster in his mouth. [00:47.52]T

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Nineteen Nothing Much [00:04.60]A famer is returning home after a long trip,and is met by his son at the station. [00:14.05]This is the conversation that they have on their way home. [00:19.62]So,has anything happened while I've been away? [00:25.36]

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Andrew: Hello everyone. Greetings from Montreal, Canada. Im Andrew and youre listening to Culips. Last episode, I introduced you to my friend Ben. Ben told us all about what its like to be a bartender. If you didnt hear that episode, you should go ba

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Task 2: A Professional Gambler Script In a bar a guy told the bartender, Im a professional gambler; Ive made of lots of money from gambling. The bartender answered, I can hardly believe it. Your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right? Well, I only bet o

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Bar Bet 酒吧的赌博 A guy walks into a bar, stopping to talk to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. 一个家伙走进酒吧,和里面每个人耳语

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SCENE② A 赫伯特鼓起勇气走向柔丝 【你在等人吗?】 Herbert: Um, excuse me, miss. Are you waiting for someone? May I sit with you for a second? 赫伯特: 嗯,小姐,对不起。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 网络社交

似曾相识:拉近和对方的距离。 You look like someone I know. 你跟我一个朋友长得好象。 Haven't we met before? 我们之前见过吧? 借题发挥:只要有心,总是有借口。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 英文名句短语

An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin. He ordered three pints of Guinness(英国产强性黑啤酒之一种, 其商标名), sat in the back of the room, and drank a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished them, he came back to the bar and ord

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(101) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

A dog can play the piano 会弹钢琴的狗 A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, Get out of here with that dog! The guy says, But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano! The bartender replies, Well, if he can p

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?The man: We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month.Bartender: That should make you hap

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Lady Antebellum 第5张专辑首支打榜单曲《Bartender》!他们请来了乳神 Kate Upton 助阵,美得摄人心魄,浓烈酒精与荷尔蒙的激烈交汇令人激动难耐。酒保的变异更加令人心惊胆战。 歌词: 8 o'clock

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His Mother Wants Him to Be a Doctor 它妈妈想让它当医生 A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. 一个人带着一只小狗走进酒吧。 The bartender says, Get out of here with that dog! 酒吧侍者说:带着你的狗出去! The guy

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Lemon Squeeze 挤柠檬 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone wh

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I Already Paid 我付过账了 A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. 一个人在酒吧喝了几杯啤酒,侍者对他说他的酒钱是4美元。 But I paid, don't you remember? said the customer. 可是

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似曾相识:拉近和对方的距离。 You look like someone I know. 你跟我一个朋友长得好象。 Haven't we met before? 我们之前见过吧? 借题发挥:只要有心,总是有借口。 That's a great haircut. 你的发型很棒。

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似曾相识:拉近和对方的距离。 You look like someone I know. 你跟我一个朋友长得好象。 Haven't we met before? 我们之前见过吧? 借题发挥:只要有心,总是有借口。 That's a great haircut. 你的发型很棒。

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It's a little after midnight 午夜过后一点 There's a couple in the corner 街角有一对男女 And I wonder what he said because she's crying 我想知道他到底说了什么,因为她正在哭泣 And I guess they won't remember 我想他们应

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8 o'clock on Friday night. I'm still at home 星期五的8点 我还在家 All my girls just keep on blowing up my phone 我的女盆友们 不停轰炸我手机 Saying come on, it ain't worth the pain 她们说:别酱紫!他不值得你为他痛苦

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Unit 9 Bartender, Give Me Another! 单元 9 酒保,再来一杯! A man walks into a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it a

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