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Expensive Advice 昂贵的建议 The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. 一位妇女就健康问题向大夫咨询,大夫把她打发走后,终于赶到宴席的餐桌
A Bad Impression 坏印象 Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers. 有六个人乘火车旅行,他们
A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅 On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. 我们去佛罗里达州的
A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅 On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. 我们去佛罗里达州的
I'll See to the Rest 其余的事交给我 A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. 一位列车员刚要发出信号让火
A Good Lesson 痛心的教训 It was Sunday. The trains were crowded. A gentleman was walking along the platform looking for a place. In one of the cars he saw a vacant seat. But a samll suit-case was lying on it and a stout gentleman was sitting nex
At a Border Station 在边境车站 A train stopped at a French border station. The passengers opened their trunks, and waited for the inspection of their things. One of the passengers in first-class carriage took a lot of boxes of cigarettes out of
Economy Wasted 无谓的节约 An English tourist found himself in Norway with only enough in his pocket to pay his passage back. As he knew that it would take him only two days to get to England, he decided that he could easily do without food. So h
King of the Jungle森林之王A lion woke up one morning in the jungle. 丛林里一只狮子在早上醒来。 He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?他走出去,逼住一只小猴子吼道:谁是
Book About the Elephant 关于大象的书 The France book-1000 Ways to Cook Elephant 法国的书大象的一千种烹饪法 The English book-Elephants I Have Shot on Safari 英国的书我在东非的游猎中打到的大象 The Welsh book-The Elep
Never Talk to the Parrot 千万不要和鹦鹉说话 Mrs. Johnson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. 约翰逊太太的洗碗机坏了,她打电话叫修理工来。 He couldn't accomodate her with an afterhours appointment a
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman 完美的男人,完美的女人 There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two p
Greatest Hitter in the World 世界上最棒的击球手 A little boy strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. 一个小男孩戴着棒球帽、背着棒球和球棒在后院里昂首阔步地走过。 I'm th
Thank you Lord 感谢上帝 A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. 感恩节时,一个4岁的小男孩要做餐前感恩祈祷。全家人低着头,期待着。
Parking Fee 停车费 An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. 一个印度人走进纽约城市银行要见贷款客户服务经理。
Will You Be My Friend? 做我的朋友好吗? Cindy bean a job as an elementary school counselor and was eager to help the students. 辛迪开始在一所小学做辅导老师,她急切地想要为学生们提供帮助。 One day during recess, s
True or False 对还是错 A high school teacher was giving a true/false test. He was strolling up and down the aisles surveying the students at work. 一个高中老师正在给学生们做一次是非题测验。老师自己则在教室里来回踱步
Whiskey Does You Good 威士忌对你有好处 A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. 化学老师要给班里
No Word about Ears 不能提耳朵 Little Johnnys's next doors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. 小约翰尼的邻居生了小孩。不幸的是宝宝生来没有耳朵。 When they arrived home from the hospital, the parent
Disappointment 失望 Little Johnny ran into the kitchen crying and cradling something in both hands. 小约翰尼哭着跑进厨房,两只手里捧着什么东西。 Mommy, my turtle is dead, Little Johnny told his mother as he held the turtle out