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Thank you, God 感谢上帝 To close each day's activities in summer and on holidays in the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World at Lake Buena Vista, Florida, a huge fireworks display lights up the sky. One night I noticed a small boy about three years
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Hot Dog 热狗 Two people immigrate to America. On their first day they are wandering around New York City. After many hours of sightseeing both people are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs. 有两个人移民到美国，第
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Love Your Mom (Excerption)感恩母亲（节选）Those Teenage Years少年岁月When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. 你13岁，她建议你把发型剪得体。 You thanked her by telling her she had no taste. 你报答她，对
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Legal Advice法律咨询费Mitchell Palmer was a young lawyer. One day, a neighbor entered his office and asked: What could I do if another man's dog entered my yard and killed one of my chickens?密切尔伯默先生是个青年律师。有一天，他
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You Used to... 你曾经 An old man and an old woman were sitting together in their back yard. 一个老爷爷和一个老奶奶一起坐在他们的后院里。 You used to sit closer to me, said the old woman. 你以前都是紧挨着我坐的，老奶
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I've Got Everything! 我什么都有了！ A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 50 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, Honey, I know we've been married for 10 years, but I want a divorce. 一对夫
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The New CEO 新来的首席执行官 A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. 一个公司在一次人事变革中雇用了新的首席执行官。而他在上任之初
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Reasons to Stay at Work All Night 整晚加班的理由 1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 1. 上演一出你接管公司的大戏。 2. Find a way to change everyone's password to chrysanthemum. 2. 想办法把每个同事的电脑密码改
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Neither Do I 我也不 Two young engineers applied for a single poition at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test of 12 questions by the mana
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How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎样来的 One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two. 一个冬天的早晨，一名雇员解释
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The Bellboy 旅馆侍者 A traveler was standing at the desk in the lobby of a Washington hotel. He was in a hurry. He had only ten minutes to pay his bill and reach the station. Suddenly he remembered that he had forgotten something. 一位旅客站在
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Is the Cat There? 猫在那儿吗？ A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. 一个人无比痛恨他妻子的猫，他决定把它处理掉。于是
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The Smartest Dog 最聪明的狗 A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. 一个肉贩在工作，而且很忙。他发现一只狗在他的店里，就把它轰走了。 Later, the dog is back again. He
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The Boss 老板 A man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, How much is the yellow one? 一个人走进宠物店要买一只鹦鹉。店员带他来到鹦鹉部
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Things Dog Must Try to Rmember狗们一定要记住的事情1. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. 1. 收垃圾的人并不是要偷我们的东西。 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
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Comparing Men/Women at the ATM... 男人和女人在提款机前 Instructions for the guys: 男人的步骤： 1. Pull up to ATM 1. 把车开到提款机前 2. Insert Card 2. 插卡 3. Enter PIN 3. 输入密码 4. Take cash, card and receipt 4. 取出现
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Tiny Men and Tiny Women 小男人和小女人 What is a CAT? 猫是什么？ 1. Cats do what they want. 1. 猫们随心所欲。 2. They rarely listen to you. 2. 猫们极少听你的话。 3. They're totally umpredictable. 3. 它们完全不可捉摸。
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He Said--She Said 他说她说 He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? 他说你爱我只是因为我爸爸留给我一大笔钱吗？ She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. 她说绝
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Honesty 诚实 An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. 一个投资顾问决定
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You'll Soon Get Used to It 你不久就会习惯的 An man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish young man, and he quickly spent all the money, so that soon he had nothing left. 一个人死了，留给他儿子一大笔钱。
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