颇受好评的英文乌龙笑话又来了,这次让我们再来看看又有哪些人英文乱用、听不懂装懂,以至于不伦不类,贻笑大方。相信有类似乌龙经验的朋友们,一

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 小笨霖英语笔记

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot. Why use my elbow and foot

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(45) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. Whattheydon'trealizeisthatifthestupidbosswerealittlesmarter,they'dlosetheirjobs. Notes: 1.Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. 现今许多员工喜欢抱怨他们的笨蛋老板

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

FiftyDollarBill TheEasterBunny,anhonestlawyer,SantaClausandadrunkfindafiftydollarbilltogether. Canyouguesswhogetstokeepit? Ofcourse,it'sthedrunkbecausetheotherthreedon'texist. Notes: 1.TheEasterBunny,anhonestlawyer,SantaClausandadrunkfindafiftydollar

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Aministeraskedalittleonethisquestion.Whatdoesyourmotherdoforyouwhenyou'vebeenagoodgirl? Shereplied,Sheletsmestayhomefromchurch. Notes: 1.Aministeraskedalittleonethisquestion. 有一个牧师问一个小朋友这样一个问題。 little 除了可以表

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

You'llneverguesswhatmakesaclip-clop , clip-clop , bang,bang,clip-clop,clip-clop,clip-clopnoise. AnAmishdrive-byshooting. Notes: 1.You'llneverguesswhatmakesaclip-clop , clip-clop , bang,bang,clip-clop,clip-clop,clip-clopnoise. 你一定猜不到

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

HowmanyIvyLeaguegraduatesdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb? Onlyone.Heorshegrabsthebulbandwaitsfortheworldtorevolvearoundhimorher. Notes: 1.HowmanyIvyLeaguegraduatesdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb? 换灯泡需要几个常春藤联盟的毕业生? 常春藤

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

HowmanyCatholicpriestsarerequiredtoscrewalightbulbintoitssocket? Two.Onetodothescrewing,andonetoheartheconfession. Notes: 1.HowmanyCatholicpriestsarerequiredtoscrewalightbulbintoitssocket? 把电灯泡转入灯座需要几个天主教神职人员? 美

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Anelementaryschoolteacheraskedastudentwhyhewaslate. Hereplied,Anearbysignsaid'Schoolahead,slowdown , goslow,'sothat'swhatIdid. Notes: 1.Anelementaryschoolteacheraskedastudentwhyhewaslate. 一个小学老师问一个学生为什么迟到。 表示做什

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

【生词预览】 oath 宣誓 【笑话原文】 Twenty-oneForever Incourtajudgeaskedthewitness,Howoldareyou?Imean,really,howoldareyou?Andremember,you'reunderoathsotellthetruth. Thewomanreplied,I'mtwentyoneandsomemonths. Thejudgesaid,Bespecific:howm

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

High-techCameras Haveyouheardaboutthelatestinhigh-techcameras? TheJapanesehaveanewsuper-fastcamera. It'ssoquickitcanphotographawomanwithhermouthclosed. Notes: 1.Haveyouheardaboutthelatestinhigh-techcameras? 你听说有关高科技相机的最新消息

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Sorry,thereisnottexttemporarily,Pleasehelptingroomtolookforit! 如果您能找到更好的听力原文,请发贴到 听力原文收集区 ,您将会获得10到30积分的奖励! Thankyou! 英文笑话Flash BBC儿童动画-小猪威比

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(42) / 评论(0) 分类 安妮鲜花磨出我的英文耳朵

Sorry,thereisnottexttemporarily,Pleasehelptingroomtolookforit! 如果您能找到更好的听力原文,请发贴到 听力原文收集区 ,您将会获得10到30积分的奖励! Thankyou! 英文笑话Flash BBC儿童动画-小猪威比

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 安妮鲜花磨出我的英文耳朵

我想只要在国外待过一段时间的人, 本身都一定会有一些非常经典的英文乌龙笑话, 欢迎大家把它提供给我, 我会把它整理出来和大家分享. 投稿请寄 klee@

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 小笨霖英语笔记

来美国好一段时间了, 英语也慢慢讲得比较好了, 也就是说现在想要再犯英语乌龙就比较难了. 所以这次的英文乌龙笑话大概让我整整收集了大半年的时间

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 小笨霖英语笔记

A farmer had a brown cow and a white cow, and he wanted to get them bred, so he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and tell him when the bull was finished. After a while the boy came into the liv

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英汉幽默故事选读

【生词预览】 offender 罪犯, trial 审判, commit 犯罪 【笑话原文】 EarlyBigShopping Anoffenderwasbroughttotrialbeforeajudge.Thejudgeaskedhim,Whatisthecrimeyouhavecommitted? Theoffendersaid,IwentshoppingtooearlyduringtheNewYear. Th

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. Here lies an honest man and a lawyer, responded the lawyer. Sorry, but I can't do that, replied the

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时,她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激,她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是,我们玩了两次。第二年我们带着八岁的她重返神奇

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice JESUS is watching you. He looks around with his flashlight wandering What The HELL Was That?. He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once aga

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)