时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


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How many Ivy League graduates does it take to screw in a light bulb?


 


Only one. He or she grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him or her.


 


 


Notes 1:


 


1. How many Ivy League graduates does it take to screw in a light bulb?


 


换灯泡需要几个常春藤联盟的毕业生?


 


常春藤联盟是由美国东北部八所历史悠久的大学组成的。因其校园围墙爬满常春藤而得名。这八所大学分別是: 哈佛、宾州、普林斯顿、哥伦比亚、布朗、康乃尔、达特茅斯 和耶魯,它们在学术界具有举足较重的他位,,


 


ivy [ˈaɪvi] n.常春藤 league [li:g] n.联盟 graduate [ˈgrædʒuət] n.毕业生


 


2. Only one. He or she grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him or her.


 


只要一个。他(她)会抓住灯泡,然后等世界绕着他(她)转。


 


要进入常春藤联盟大学就读很不容易,这个笑话用来嘲讽一些自以为是的常春勝联盟大学的毕业生。他们自以为是世界的中心,甚至认为所有人都得跟着他(她)转,就连地 球也是因他(她)而转。


 


grab [græb] v.抓住 revolve [rɪˈvɒlv] v.旋转




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