时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课



Fifty Dollar Bill


 


The Easter Bunny, an honest lawyer, Santa Claus and a drunk find a fifty dollar bill together.


Can you guess who gets to keep it?


Of course, it's the drunk because the other three don't exist.


 


 


Notes 1:


 


1. The Easter Bunny, an honest lawyer, Santa Claus and a drunk find a fifty dollar bill together.


 


复活兔、诚实的律师、圣诞老人和一个醉汉同时看到一张50美元的钞票。


 


“复活节”在三、四月的某个周日,顾名思义就是庆祝耶稣死而复活的节日。传说复活兔会在复活节前夕带来一只装有彩蛋和糖果的篮子,但是它会把它们藏起了,所以在复活节会有找彩蛋的活动。


 


Easter Bunny 复活兔


 


Santa Claus 圣诞老人


 


2. Can you guess who gets to keep it?


 


你能猜到是谁会保留它吗?


 


get to 能够(做...)


 


3. Of course, it's the drunk because the other three don't exist.


 


当然是醉汉了,因为其他三个并不存在。


 


复活兔和圣诞老人都是虚构的,当然不存在,这个笑话是讽刺诚实的律师第不存在的。




1 notes
vt.记下;对…加注释n.注意( note的名词复数 );笔记;单音;特征
  • Are you aware these notes are counterfeit? 你觉察到这些钞票是伪造的吗?
  • There are explanatory notes at the back of the book. 书后有注解。
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