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Smart Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! Theotherreplied,That'snobigdeal.Mysonwassocleveratthatagehemadeuscarryhim. Notes: 1.Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! 一个女人对另
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There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said The Best Restaurant in the City. The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said The Best Restaurant in the World. On the
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Three mice were being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! The surprised cat ran away scared. Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, You see, it pa
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Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert? A: I scream. (Ice cream) Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters? A: At the ghost office. (Post office) Q: What did the ghost mail home while on vacation? A: Ghostcards. (Post cards) Q: What amusement park ride do
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A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old
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Two hunters Two hunters met a giant bear in the forest, and one put his sneakers on right away. The other hunter said，That's no use because you'll never outrun this bear. The other replied, All I have to do is outrun you! Notes: 1. Two hunters met
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The politician A gangster wanted to corrupt a politician. He offered a fancy diamond watch in return for a favor. The politician said, It's bribery. I can't accept it. The gangster said, I'll sell you the watch for $20 dollars instead. The politician
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President George W. Bush 布什总统 Do you know what President George W. Bush got on his college SATs? He got drool on it. Notes: 1.Do you know what President George W. Bush got on his college SATs? 你知道布什总统在大学学术能力测验中
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a tooth pulled A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. The man said, I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain killers. The dentist said，You're very brave. Which tooth is it? The man said to his wife, Show him y
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Breast enhancement A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breasts. He tells her, Honey，you don't need surgery for that. She asks,Then how do I do it? Just mb toilet paper between them, he says. She replies, How does that
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wedding At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, Mommy， why does the girl wear white? She answered, The bride wears white because this is the happiest day of her life. The boy thought about this and said，Why is the groom wearing black? Notes:
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burglar A man went to the police station to speak to a burglar. He asked, How did you get into my house without waking my wife? Tell me your secret because I've been trying to do that for years. Notes: 1. A man went to the police station to speak to
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divorce I asked my friend why she wanted to divorce her husband. She answered, Every time I sit on his lap, he starts dictating letters. Notes: 1.I asked my friend why she wanted to divorce her husband. 我问我朋友为什么她要和丈夫离婚。
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Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus' telephone number! 小玛丽：我在历史书中发现，克
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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out, but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is
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Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There's something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Tom? Tom: A feather duster, with which father wakes me up every morning. 老师：孩子们，我有个谜语要你们猜：有一
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Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 老师：珍妮，什么叫抽象
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Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语 The black couple already had eight children, 一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩， and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. 而鲁拉梅又怀了第九个小孩, Finally she convinced her husband to get a
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Unit5 A True Patriot 第五节 一个真正热爱国家的人 The airplane was obviously in trouble. 飞机显然出了问题。 One engine was on fire, another was sputtering, 一个引擎着火，另一个嘎嘎作响， and the machine was slowly,
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Unit4 Sorry to hear that 第四节听到那样真令人难过 A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed to the ground. 一位外国游客到美国大西部游览，碰到一个印第安人把耳朵紧贴
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