Bar Bet 酒吧的赌博 A guy walks into a bar, stopping to talk to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. 一个家伙走进酒吧,和里面每个人耳语

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

Have A Drink 第01单元 喝一杯 A man is sitting at the bar. He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time, when a big burly man walks up behind him and says: 有个男子坐在酒吧里,盯着自己的

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Now We Run 现在我们跑吧 A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After wa

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Thank you, God 感谢上帝 To close each day's activities in summer and on holidays in the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World at Lake Buena Vista, Florida, a huge fireworks display lights up the sky. One night I noticed a small boy about three years

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Hot Dog 热狗 Two people immigrate to America. On their first day they are wandering around New York City. After many hours of sightseeing both people are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs. 有两个人移民到美国,第

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Sorry,there is not text temporarily, Please help tingroom to look for it! 如果您能找到更好的听力原文,请发贴到听力原文收集区,您将会获得10到30积分的奖励! Thank you!

发表于:2019-01-15 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英语摩天轮—More to Learn

I heard you say 'I wish you enough' May I ask what that means? 我听到你说我希望你知足常乐,尽享人生,那是什么意思? He began to smile. 他露出微笑。 That is a wish that has been handed down through the generations. 那个

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Love Your Mom (Excerption)感恩母亲(节选)Those Teenage Years少年岁月When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. 你13岁,她建议你把发型剪得体。 You thanked her by telling her she had no taste. 你报答她,对

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Legal Advice法律咨询费Mitchell Palmer was a young lawyer. One day, a neighbor entered his office and asked: What could I do if another man's dog entered my yard and killed one of my chickens?密切尔伯默先生是个青年律师。有一天,他

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You Used to... 你曾经 An old man and an old woman were sitting together in their back yard. 一个老爷爷和一个老奶奶一起坐在他们的后院里。 You used to sit closer to me, said the old woman. 你以前都是紧挨着我坐的,老奶

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I've Got Everything! 我什么都有了! A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 50 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, Honey, I know we've been married for 10 years, but I want a divorce. 一对夫

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The New CEO 新来的首席执行官 A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. 一个公司在一次人事变革中雇用了新的首席执行官。而他在上任之初

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Reasons to Stay at Work All Night 整晚加班的理由 1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 1. 上演一出你接管公司的大戏。 2. Find a way to change everyone's password to chrysanthemum. 2. 想办法把每个同事的电脑密码改

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You Don't Know Who I Am 你不认识我 One professor had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were done at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam paper after the bell would take a zero on the exam. 一个老师对于考试时间的

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I Don't Know Either 我也不知道 A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. 一个科学家坐火车去纽约,他的这节车厢里还有一

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Hit Him Again 再砸他呀 A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town. 一座摇摇欲坠的老教堂需要重建了。所以,在布道

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My Mother 我妈妈 I was walking through the supermarket to pick up a few things when I noticed an old lady following me around. Thinking nothing of it, I ignored her and continued on. 我在超市里转悠着想要买些东西,可我注意到一个

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I Didn't Get Any Money This Time 我这次没钱了 A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. 一个人去酒吧,看到一个朋友独自一人坐在桌旁喝酒。 Approaching the friend he comments, You look terrible. What's t

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Under the Wagon 在马车下面 A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon loaded of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. 农场的一个男孩不小心弄翻了装满玉米的马车。住在附近的农夫听到了动静。 Hey Willi

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首先从我身上大家一定要看到信心。我去年5月考过旧托作文只有4分,可见英文写作能力之差,而且备考之前打字属于龟速。 我报的是今年4月25的作文,但是直到3月底的时候我还处于毫无头绪

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