生活大爆炸第二季第十六集_1

 　　[Scene: in the shed，Howard, Leonard, Sheldon and Rajesh plays the paintball game ]

　　shed: 小屋 paintball: 彩弹
　　-Howard: That was close.
　　close: 接近
　　真悬
　　-Rajesh: God, I love the smell of, paintballs in the morning.
　　smell: 味道 paintball: 彩弹球
　　神呐我爱死早上的彩弹味儿了
　　-Howard: Yeah, still funny, Raj.
　　still: 仍然 funny: 有趣的
　　是啊不过还是很滑稽 Raj
　　-Leonard: There's no way we can get to the ridge 1.
　　there is no way: 没门 get to: 到达 ridge: 山脊
　　我们根本没法到山脊上去
　　-Leonard: The Chemistry Department, has us completely cut off.
　　chemistry department: 化学系 chemistry: 化学 department: 部门 completely: 彻底地 cut off: 切断
　　化学部的家伙彻底断了我们的路
　　-Howard: But what about the creek 2 bed?
　　what about: 怎么样 creek bed: 河床 creek: 小溪
　　那河床那边呢?
　　-Sheldon: The Pharmacology Department controls that, and, they're all hopped 4 up on experimental steroids.
　　pharmacology: 药理学 hop 3 up: 吃药 hop: 跳跃 experimental: 实验的 steroids: 类固醇
　　药理学部的家伙控制着呢别忘了他们都吃了实验用的类固醇
　　-Rajesh: That's it then. We're doomed 6.
　　doom 5: 注定，使失败
　　那可好了我们完了
　　-Sheldon: I think the time has come to acknowledge, that we are paying the price for some of us
　　acknowledge: 承认 pay the price: 付出代价 price: 价格
　　我觉得现在是该遭报应的时候了
　　failing to attend my Physics Department paintball strategy meeting.
　　fail to: 未能 attend: 参加 physics: 物理 paintball: 菜单球 strategy: 策略
　　我们中的某些人可是没有参加物理部的彩弹策略会议
　　-Howard: I told you my mom has spider veins 8.
　　spider veins: 蜘蛛状血管病 spider: 蜘蛛 vein 7: 血管
　　都跟你说了我妈得了蜘蛛静脉
　　I had to take her to the laser clinic.
　　laser: 激光 clinic: 诊所
　　我得带她去医院照激光
　　-Sheldon: And I told you I wante, to see a doctor's note.
　　wante: want to 【用于口语】 note: 记录
　　我也跟你说了让你把病例卡给我
　　-Rajesh: We need a plan.
　　我们得拟定个计划
　　How about Operation Hammer of the Gods?
　　how about: 怎么样 operation: 【计划】，操作 hammer: 锤子
　　执行"上帝之锤"计划如何?
　　-Leonard: I forget. Which one, is Hammer of the Gods?
　　我都忘了哪个是"上帝之锤"?
　　-Rajesh: We hide behind the Dumpsters in the parking, lot and ambush 9 people when they come to pee.
　　hide: 躲藏 dumpster: 垃圾车 lot: 一堆  in the parking: 在停车场 parking: 停车场 ambush: 埋伏，伏击 come to: 想起 pee: 小便
　　我们躲在停车场的垃圾堆旁伏击那些来尿尿的家伙
　　-Howard: No go. The Dumpsters are deep in, Astronomy Department territory.
　　be deep in: 深陷于 deep: 【内部】 astronomy: 天文学 territory: 领土
　　不行垃圾堆在天文部的大后方
　　-Leonard: That shouldn't be a problem., Venus is up during the day.
　　Venus: 金星 up: 【亮着】 during the day: 在白天 during: 在…期间
　　那不成问题白天金星不正亮着呢
　　They're probably just, all staring at the sky.
　　probably: 可能 just: 恰好的 stare at: 盯住 stare: 凝视
　　他们可能都在仰望天空呢
　　-Sheldon: All right, what we need, now is a tactical retreat.
　　tactical: 战术的 retreat: 撤退
　　好吧我们要来一次战术性撤退
　　Did you see the episode of Stargate, where they found themselves on a planet
　　episode: 情节 stargate: 星际之门，电视剧名 planet: 行星
　　你看过那集星际之门么? 他们发现自己正身处于一个
　　with a culture based loosely, on Earth's Athens and Sparta?
　　based: 以…为基础 loosely: 宽松的 Athens: 雅典 Sparta: 斯巴达，希腊南部城邦
　　基于地球上的雅典和斯巴达文明的行星之上
　　Not important.
　　那不重要
　　Leonard, Raj and I are going to, burst out the door and run away.
　　burst out: 冲出来 burst: 突发 run away: 逃跑
　　Leonard Raj 还有我一起冲出门去
　　Howard will cover us.
　　cover: 【掩护】
　　Howard来掩护我们
　　-Rajesh: Why don't I run away and you cover me?
　　run away: 逃走 cover: 【掩护】
　　为什么不是我冲出去你们来掩护我?
　　-Sheldon: Because you chose your, mother's veins over victory.
　　chose: 选择，choose的过去式 vein: 血管 victory: 胜利
　　因为在胜利和你妈的蜘蛛静脉之间你选择了后者
　　On three. One, two, three, go!
　　数到三一二三出发!
　　-Howard: I had to take her! It's, almost bathing suit weather!
　　bathing suit weather: 【很热的天气】 bathing suit: 浴衣 bath: 沐浴 suit: 套装
　　我没法不带她去! 夏天都快到了!
　　I surrender! Don't, shoot! They went that way!
　　surrender: 投降 shoot: 射击 go away: 走开
　　我投降! 别开枪! 他们往那边跑了!
　　-Leslie: Howard, I'm on your team.
　　on the team: 是…队的队员
　　Howard 我是你队友
　　-Howard: Oh, Leslie, thank God.
　　thank god: 谢天谢地
　　噢 Leslie 谢天谢地
　　-Leslie: Where's the rest of your squad 11?
　　the rest of: 剩下的 rest: 剩余部分 squad: 小队
　　你们队的其他人呢?
　　-Howard: Ah, they left me here to die.
　　left to: 留给，leave的过去式 leave: 离开 die: 死
　　啊他们丢下我一个人在这儿等死
　　What about yours?
　　你们队呢?
　　-Leslie: : Dead, all of them.
　　都死了
　　-Howard: Sorry.
　　抱歉
　　-Leslie: Don't be. It was friendly fire.
　　friendly fire: 误向自己人开火 friendly: 友好的 fire: 射击
　　不必都是我干的
　　They just wouldn't listen.
　　他们就是不听
　　-Howard: Well, we're surrounded, so I, guess there's nothing for us to do
　　surround: 环绕，包围 guess: 猜测 there is nothing to do: 别无选择
　　好吧我们被包围了我想除了在这儿等着被俘被杀
　　but wait to be captured or killed.
　　but: 除了 capture: 俘获
　　没什么其他事能干了
　　-Leslie: Hmm, that's the worst part, the waiting.
　　hmm: 哼 worst: bad的最高级
　　哼等待是最不好玩的了
　　-Howard: All the while knowing that there's a, paint pellet out there with your name on it.
　　all the while: 一直 paint pellet : 彩弹 paint: 油漆 pellet: 小子弹
　　一直想着外头有颗写着自己名字的彩弹在等着
　　-Leslie: Yeah, the big wet ball of death.
　　wet: 湿的
　　没错又大又湿宣告你的死期
　　-Leslie: Kind of makes you feel, more alive, doesn't it?
　　alive: 活着的
　　倒是更能体会生的感觉不是吗?
　　-Howard: It kind of does.
　　确实有点
　　-Leslie: I say we make every moment count.
　　make every moment count: 【过的有意义】
　　我说我们不能虚度光阴
　　-Howard: I agree.
　　同意
　　How exactly do we do that?
　　我们究竟该怎么做?
　　-Leonard: Howard, why aren't you covering us?, We're getting slaughtered 13 out here!
　　get out: 出去 cover: 【掩护】 slaughter 12: 屠杀
　　Howard 你为啥不掩护我们? 我们被人屠杀了!
　　-Howard: War is hell.
　　hell: 地狱
　　活受罪的战争
　　[Scene: in the restaurant, Howard, Leonard, Sheldon and Rajesh have the lunch.]
　　-Rajesh: Did you guys see the new budget, memo 14 that went out this morning?
　　guy: 家伙 budget: 预算 memo: 备忘录
　　你们看见今晨出的预算备忘录了么?
　　-Leonard: Yeah, more cutbacks.
　　cutbacks: 削减
　　嗯又削减了不少
　　-Sheldon: Unacceptable. It baffles me why, they don't simply let some of you go
　　unacceptable: 不可接受的 baffle: 困惑
　　无法接受我就想不通了干嘛不干脆让你们中的某些人滚蛋
　　so that there's money, available for my research.
　　available: 可利用的 research: 研究
　　这样我的研究经费就有保障了
　　-Leonard: You know what baffles me, Sheldon?
　　baffle: 困惑
　　你知道我想不通啥么 Sheldon?
　　-Sheldon: Based on your academic record,, any number of things, I imagine.
　　base on: 基于 base: 基础  academic record: 学业成绩 academic: 学术的 imagine: 猜想
　　基于你的学术记录你想不通的事多了去了
　　-Leslie: Hey, guys.,
　　-all: Hey, Leslie.
　　嘿你们好嘿 Leslie
　　-Leslie: Howard, I got the approval for, the rapid prototyper you wanted.
　　approval: 批准 rapid prototyper: 【快速原型机】 rapid: 快速的 prototyper: 原型
　　Howard 你要的快速原型机我替你批下来了
　　-Howard: That's great, Leslie. Thanks.
　　真是太好了 Leslie 多谢
　　-Leslie: You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
　　scratch: 抓 back: 背
　　你替我抓背我当然要还你了
　　-Rajesh: What was all that about?
　　all that: 那么
　　那是怎么回事?
　　-Howard: Oh, uh, no big deal. They gave Leslie, control of some unrestricted grant money.
　　no big deal: 没什么了不起的 unrestricted: 非限制的 grant money: 【基金】 grant: 拨款
　　噢没什么他们让Leslie掌管一些非限制性基金
　　-Leonard: Yeah, okay, but what's with the back, - scratching and the meow!
　　scratch: 抓 meow: 猫叫声
　　那是没错不过抓背还有"喵"是怎么回事!
　　-Sheldon: I believe the back-scratching metaphor 15, generally describes a quid pro 10 quo situation
　　back-scratching: 抓背 metaphor: 暗喻 generally: 一般的 describe: 描述 quid pro quo : (拉丁文)交换条件 quid: 咀嚼物 quo: （古语）说 situation: 情况
　　我想那个"抓背"的比喻主要说的是相互报答
　　where one party provides goods or services to the, second party in compensation for a similar action.
　　one party: 一方 party: 党派 provide: 提供   in compensation for: 以…作为补偿 compensation: 补偿 action: 活动
　　一方提供货物或服务另一方给予类似的回馈
　　-Leonard: Thank you.
　　谢谢侬
　　-Sheldon: The meow, that sounded to, me like an African civet cat.
　　meow: 猫叫声 African: 非洲 civet cat: 灵猫 civet: 灵猫
　　而那个"喵" 听上去像是种非洲灵猫
　　-Leonard: Are you done?
　　说完了没?
　　-Sheldon: No.
　　还没
　　Despite what the name suggests,, the civet cat is not a true cat.
　　despite: 尽管 suggest: 建议 civet cat: 灵猫 civet: 灵猫
　　虽然名字里有个猫字但灵猫并不是一种猫
　　Now I'm done.
　　这下说完了
　　-Rajesh: You know what I'm thinking?
　　你知道我在想什么吗?
　　I'm thinking Howard wasn't, making a back-scratching metaphor.
　　back-scratching: 抓背 metaphor: 暗喻
　　我在想Howard的"抓背"并非是个比喻
　　I'm thinking there was some, actual scratching involved.
　　actual: 实际的 involved: 涉及的
　　我想应该真的有抓才是
　　-Leonard: What about it, Howard?
　　你说呢 Howard?
　　-Howard: Okay, I didn't want to say anything 'cause, I know you and Leslie have a little history.
　　‘cause: because 因为 history: 历史
　　好吧我什么都不想说因为你和Leslie有过那么一小段
　　-Leonard: I don't care about that.
　　care about: 关心
　　这我倒是不在乎
　　-Howard: Great, 'cause I've been, dying to say something.
　　‘cause: because
　　太好了我都快憋死了
　　-Leonard: You and Leslie?
　　你和Leslie?
　　-Howard: In the paintball shed! Twice!
　　paintball shed: 彩弹屋 paintball: 彩弹 shed: 小屋
　　在彩弹小棚里! 还两次呢!
　　-Sheldon: Is that why you didn't cover our escape, and let us get cut down like animals?
　　cover: 掩护 escape: 逃跑 cut down: 杀死 get cut down: be cut down,被杀死
　　这就是你没有掩护我们出逃让我们任人宰割的原因?
　　-Howard: Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
　　噢没错真是抱歉
　　-Sheldon: My good man, dereliction of duty in the, face of the enemy is a court-martial 16 offense 17.
　　derelicition of duty: 失职 derelicition: 【玩忽职守】 enemy: 敌人 court- martial: 军事法庭 martial: 军事的 offense: 犯罪
　　我的老兄在敌人面前玩忽职守可是要被送上军事法庭的
　　-Howard: Court-martial, schmort-martial, Leslie Winkle, is the fifth girl I've ever had sex with.
　　schmort: 笨蛋 martial: 军事的 had sex with: 与…做爱
　　军事法庭也好笨蛋法庭也罢 Leslie Winkle是我上的第五个女人
　　I mean, for free.
　　for free: 免费
　　我是说不要钱的那种
　　-Rajesh: And plus, you got a rapid prototyper.
　　plus: 加上 rapid prototyper: 【快速原型机】 rapid: 快速的 prototyper: 原型
　　别忘了你还得到了快速原型机
　　That's an expensive, piece of equipment, dude.
　　expensive: 昂贵的 equipment: 设备 dude: 伙计
　　老兄那玩意儿可不便宜
　　-Leonard: And the rest of us have had, our budgets cut to the bone.
　　the rest: 剩下的 budget: 预算 cut to the bone: 削减 bone: 骨头
　　而我们的预算经费被剥削了
　　-Howard: Okay, one way to look at this is, that I'm getting new equipment,
　　equipment: 设备
　　看起来好像是我得到了新的仪器
　　and you're not, and that's unfair.
　　unfair: 公平
　　而你们没有这很不公平
　　But a better way to look at this is that I'm, getting sex and you're not, and that's delightful 18.
　　sex: 性行为 delightful: 令人愉快的
　　但你们换个角度看看就是我和别人上床而你们没有多高兴
　　[ scene: in Leonard’s parlour，Penny ask for Leonard’s help to have her laptop reparied ]
　　parlour: 客厅 laptop: 笔记本电脑 repair: 修理
　　-Penny: The whole thing froze. I, don't know what happened.
　　froze: 【僵死】，本意冻结，freeze的过去式
　　不知道怎么搞的完全死机了
　　-Leonard: Calm down. We'll figure it out.
　　calm down: 冷静 calm: 平静的 figure it out: 弄明白 figure: 数字
　　冷静点会有办法的
　　-Penny: How can I calm down? I'm gonna, lose my whole shopping cart.
　　I'm gonna: I am going to 的口语表达 shopping cart: 购物手推车 cart: 手推车
　　我要怎么冷静? 我购物车里的所有东西都没了
　　That's three hours of picking, out shoes just shot to hell.
　　pick: 挑选 pick out: 挑选出 shoot to hell: 【见鬼去了】
　　我花了三个小时选的鞋子就这么没了
　　-Sheldon: Hello, Penny.,
　　-Penny: Hello, Sheldon.
　　你好 Penny 你好 Sheldon
　　-Sheldon: You're in my spot.
　　in my spot: 【在我的位置上】 spot: 地点
　　你占了我的座
　　-Penny: Are you planning on sitting here?
　　你打算坐在这儿?
　　-Sheldon: No, I'm going to the comic book store.
　　comic book store: 漫画书店 comic: 漫画
　　没有我打算去漫画书店
　　-Penny: Then what difference does it make?
　　那我坐这儿怎么了?
　　-Sheldon: What difference does It make?,
　　你坐这儿怎么了?
　　-Leonard: Here we go.
　　又来了
　　-Sheldon: That is my spot.
　　spot: 【座位】
　　那是我的座
　　In an ever-changing world, it, is a single point of consistency 19.
　　ever-changing world: 常变得世界 ever-changing: 千变万化的，常变的 single: 单一的 point: 点 consistency: 连续
　　在这个不断变化的世界中那是唯一一个连续点
　　If my life were expressed as a function on a, four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate 20 system,
　　express: 【比作】，原意为表达 function: 功能 four-dimensional: 思维 dimensional: 空间的 Cartesian coordinate system: 笛卡尔坐标系统 Cartesian: 笛卡尔，人名 coordinate: 坐标 system: 系统
　　如果将我的人生比作四维笛卡尔坐标系里的一个函数
　　that spot at the moment I first sat, on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.
　　在我第一次坐上那儿的时候那个座的坐标就是(0,0,0,0)
　　-Penny: What?
　　啥意思?
　　-Leonard: Don't sit in his spot.
　　spot: 【座位】
　　别坐他的地儿
　　-Penny: Fine. Happy?
　　好吧开心了?
　　-Sheldon: I'm not unhappy.
　　我没不开心呀
　　-Penny: Boy, I love him, but he, is one serious wackadoodle.
　　serious: 【实在】 原意为严重的 wackadoodle: 【怪里怪气】
　　我爱他但他实在怪里怪气
　　-Leonard: Okay, that should do it.
　　好了应该成了
　　-Penny: Oh, thank you. You are a lifesaver.
　　lifesaver: 救命人
　　哦谢谢救了我的命
　　-Leonard: That's a lot of shoes you ordered.
　　order: 订购
　　你还真定了不少鞋啊
　　-Penny: Yeah, you know the sad, thing is, it's really not.
　　可悲的是啥知道不这根本不算多