生活大爆炸第二季第十六集_3

 　　Yeah, sorry. I didn't, really think that through.

　　through: 【能起作用】
　　哦对不起我没想好就开口了
　　-Sheldon: You claimed it's going to be a week,, but I have no faith in your dry cleaner.
　　claime: 宣称 faith in: 有信心 dry cleaner: 干洗店，干洗工 cleaner: 清洁工
　　你说一周就行但我信不过你那干洗工
　　-Penny: Why not?
　　为什么?
　　-Sheldon: Did you notice the sign on his counter?
　　sign: 【招牌】 counter: 柜台
　　你注意到他柜台上的招牌没?
　　He's not a full-time 1 dry cleaner.
　　full-time: 全职的 dry cleaner: 干洗店
　　他不是专职干洗工
　　He also makes keys.
　　他还是个配钥匙的
　　-Leonard: Oh, for God's sake, Sheldon.
　　for god’s sake: 看在老天的份上 sake: 理由
　　看在老天的份上 Sheldon
　　-Sheldon: Focus is important.
　　focus: 集中
　　办事专注很重要的
　　Was Michael DeBakey a wedding, planner in between heart transplants?
　　wedding: 婚礼 planner: 策划 heart transplant: 心脏移植 transplant: 移植
　　心脏移植专家麦可·德贝基会兼职做婚礼策划员吗?
　　Did Alexander Fleming, moonlight as a hairdresser?
　　hairdresser: 美发师
　　细菌学家亚历山大·弗莱明会兼做美发师吗?
　　Thanks for discovering penicillin 2., Now how about we try a bouffant 3?
　　discover: 发现 penicillin: 盘尼西林，药名 bouffant: 蓬松的发式
　　感谢你发现了青霉素现在做个蓬松波浪发型怎样?
　　-Howard: Ooh, looks like I'm, gonna have sex tonight.
　　gonna: going to have sex: 做爱 sex: 性行为 tonight: 今晚
　　看来我今晚要嘿咻了
　　Hey, baby...
　　宝贝你好...
　　-Penny: His right hand is calling him?
　　他的右手给他打电话了?
　　-Leonard: No, it's Leslie Winkle., It's a long story.
　　It's a long story: 说来话长
　　不是啦是Leslie Winkle 说来话长
　　-Howard: I'll pick you up in ten minutes.
　　pick up: 接
　　我十分钟后去接你
　　-Howard: Gentlemen, adieu.
　　adieu: 再见
　　先生们再会
　　-Leonard: I thought we were going, to play Halo tonight.
　　halo: 光晕，一种游戏 tonight: 今夜
　　我们还得一起玩光晕呢
　　-Howard: What am I supposed to do, Leonard?
　　be suppose to: 认为
　　你说我该怎么做 Leonard?
　　-Howard: There's a woman out there, anxious to have sex with me.
　　anxious to: 渴望 have sex with: 与…做爱
　　有个女人正饥渴地盼望和我上床呢
　　-Howard: You understand, right?
　　你肯定能理解对吧?
　　-Penny: No. Not at all.
　　不完全不能
　　-Howard: Nevertheless, I must depart.
　　nevertheless: 然而 depart: 启程
　　不管怎样我得出发了
　　-Howard: By the way, did I tell you?
　　对了我告诉过你没有?
　　Leslie pulled some strings 4 and got me on the research, trip to Geneva to check out the CERN Supercollider.
　　pull strings: 在幕后操作 pull: 拉 string: 绳 on the trip: 旅行 Geneva: 日内瓦 CERN: 欧洲核子研究委员会 Supercollider: 超级对撞机 check out: 通过考核 check: 核对无误
　　由于Leslie暗箱操作我能去日内瓦的欧洲物理研究所参观超级超导对撞机了
　　-Leonard: That's not fair. You're, not even a physicist 5.
　　fair: 公平  physicist: 物理学家
　　这不公平你又不是物理学家
　　-Howard: Okay, there are two ways, of looking at this...
　　你可以换个角度看...
　　-Leonard: Get out., Bye.
　　Get out: 出去
　　出去!拜拜
　　[scene: on Howard’s bed，Howard and Leslie…]
　　-Leslie: You're improving.
　　improve: 进步
　　你有进步了
　　-Howard: Thank you. It helps when I get, to practice with a real woman.
　　practice: 练习
　　谢谢和真正的女人在一起进步快
　　-Leslie: Hey, listen. Saturday my, sister's getting married.
　　get married: 结婚
　　嘿我姐姐周六要结婚了
　　-Leslie: I want you to come, with me. It's black tie.
　　black tie: 男子半正式礼服 tie: 领带
　　我想你跟我一起去是半正式场合
　　-Howard: Yeah, gee 6, I'd really rather not.
　　gee: 快 would rather: 宁可
　　我还真不太想去
　　-Leslie: Why not?
　　为什么?
　　-Howard: When I go to weddings, it's, to scam on chunky bridesmaids.
　　wedding: 婚礼 scam: 欺骗 chunky: 矮胖的 bridesmaid: 伴娘
　　我去婚礼都是去骗胖胖的伴娘的
　　-Howard: I don't know what I, would do with a date.
　　date: 约会
　　不知道带了伴该干点啥
　　-Leslie: Oh, all right. I understand.
　　哦好吧能理解
　　-Howard: Thanks.
　　谢谢
　　-Leslie: Hey, I'm really sorry, about that Geneva trip.
　　Geneva: 日内瓦
　　日内瓦的事很抱歉
　　-Howard: What about it?
　　怎么了?
　　-Leslie: Oh, didn't you hear?
　　你没听说?
　　-Leslie: I had to reduce the number of people, going, and you didn't make the cut.
　　reduce: 减少 the number of: …的数量 make cut: 【削减】
　　要削减出行的人数你被选下来了
　　-Howard: When did that happen?
　　啥时候的事?
　　-Leslie: About 12 seconds ago.
　　大概12秒之前吧
　　-Howard: Well, hold on. Are you saying if I don't, go to the wedding, I can't go to Geneva?
　　wedding: 婚礼 Geneva: 日内瓦
　　等等你是说我不去婚礼就去不了日内瓦?
　　-Leslie: Actually, I'm trying not to say it.
　　我就是不想说那么明白嘛
　　-Howard: Okay, I'm sorry, but that, makes me a little uncomfortable.
　　uncomfortable: 不舒服
　　好吧抱歉但我觉得有点不自在
　　-Leslie: How so?
　　怎么会?
　　-Howard: Because it's like you're controlling me, with new equipment and research trips.
　　equipment: 设备 research: 研究  trip: 旅行
　　感觉你在用新仪器和外出调研控制我
　　-Leslie: Well, if I weren't controlling you with new equipment, and research trips, then I'd be uncomfortable.
　　uncomfortable: 不舒服
　　要是我不用新仪器和外出调研控制你就该换我不自在了
　　-Howard: How so?
　　怎么会?
　　-Leslie: because then we'd be in, like, a real, relationship with feelings and all that crap.
　　relationship: 关系 crap: 废话
　　因为那样的话我们就好像真正在交往了
　　-Howard: So, bottom line, I'm just a, bought-and-paid-for sex toy.
　　bottom line: 结果 bought-and-paid-for sex toy: 【这里可以理解成鸭子】          bought-and-paid: 【可以交易】 toy: 玩具
　　那么说到底我就是你摆弄的嘿咻玩偶
　　-Leslie: No. No, not at all. You're also arm candy.
　　arm candy: 【伴侣】 candy: 糖果
　　不才不是你还是个好伴儿
　　-Leslie: So? What do you think?
　　怎样? 你怎么想?
　　-Howard: Hey, Ma, you got to rent me a tux!
　　rent: 租 tux: 礼服
　　嘿妈帮我租件礼服!
　　-Howard’ mother: Right now?
　　现在?
　　What kind of sex are, you having up there?
　　你们在上面玩啥花样呢?
　　[scene: in Leonard’s house, Sheldon is eating the food.]
　　-Leonard: Why are you crouching 8 there?
　　crouch 7: 蹲
　　你干嘛蹲在这?
　　-Sheldon: This is my spot.
　　spot: 位置
　　这是我的地儿啊
　　Where else am I supposed to crouch?
　　crouch: 蹲
　　我还能蹲哪?
　　-Leonard: I don't know. Texas?
　　Texas: 德克萨斯州，美国州名
　　不知道德州?
　　-Penny: Here you go. Fresh from, the cleaners, good as new.
　　fresh: 新鲜的 cleaner: 干洗房 as: 像
　　来咯刚拿回来的焕然一新
　　-Leonard: Really? Great. Sheldon,, look. Good as new.
　　真的啊? 太好了 Sheldon 看看跟新的一样
　　-Sheldon: From that key maker 9, I highly doubt it.
　　key maker: 配钥匙的人 highly: 非常 doubt: 怀疑
　　那配钥匙的那儿不敢信
　　Come on, Sheldon. Just give it a try.
　　give a try: 尝试
　　好了啦 Sheldon 试试看嘛
　　-Sheldon: All right.
　　好吧
　　-Penny: There, nice and comfy, cozy 10. Zero, zero, zero.
　　comfy: 舒服的 cozy: 惬意的
　　好了舒适惬意安逸 0 0 0
　　-Sheldon: There's one more zero.
　　少了个0
　　-Sheldon: You forgot the time parameter 11.
　　parameter: 参数
　　你把时间参数忘了
　　-Penny: Sit on the damn couch.
　　damn: 该死的   couch: 沙发
　　坐你的沙发吧
　　-Sheldon: Nope.
　　nope: 不是
　　不对
　　-Penny: What do you mean, "nope"?, What's wrong with it?
　　啥意思啊"不对"? 有什么问题?
　　-Leonard: Nothing, it's what's wrong with him.
　　没问题有问题的是他
　　-Penny: It's exactly the same...,
　　exactly: 正是
　　完全是同一...
　　-Leonard: Penny, Penny,I think I know what to do.
　　我想我知道该怎么办了
　　-Leonard: Sheldon, I have some bad news.
　　Sheldon 我有坏消息
　　-Sheldon: More?
　　还有啊?
　　-Leonard: I'm afraid so.
　　恐怕是的
　　-Leonard: You know the cashew chicken, I get you Monday nights?
　　cashew chicken: 腰果鸡丁 cashew: 腰果
　　记得每周一晚上我给你买的腰果鸡丁吗?
　　-Sheldon: Yes. From Szechuan Palace.
　　Szechuan Palace: 川府菜馆 Szechuan: 四川 palace: 宫殿
　　是的川府菜馆买的嘛
　　-Leonard: Szechuan Palace closed two years ago.
　　川府菜馆两年前就关门了
　　-Sheldon: What? Whe did my cashew, chicken come from?
　　cashew chicken: 腰果鸡丁
　　什么? 那我的腰果鸡丁哪来的?
　　-Leonard: Golden Dragon.
　　golden: 金色的 dragon: 龙
　　金龙餐馆
　　-Sheldon: No.
　　不
　　No, this isn't right.
　　不这可不对啊
　　Our food always comes in, Szechuan Palace containers.
　　container: 容器
　　我们的菜一直是用川府的餐盒装的
　　-Leonard: Yeah, well, before they went out of, business, I bought 4,000 containers.
　　go out of busniess: 倒闭 container: 容器
　　他们关门前我买了4000个餐盒
　　-Leonard: I keep them in the trunk of my car.
　　trunk: 后备箱
　　放在我车的后备箱里
　　-Sheldon: But... Oh, this changes everything.
　　但...一切都变了
　　-Leonard: I thought that might take, his mind off the cushion.
　　take the mind off the cushion: 【忘掉垫子】 cushion: 垫子
　　我觉得可以让他忘了垫子的事
　　-Sheldon: What's real? What isn't? How can I know?
　　real: 真的
　　什么是真的? 什么不是? 我怎么知道?
　　-Penny: You did make that up, right?
　　make up: 编造
　　你瞎编的是吧?
　　-Leonard: Oh, God, I wish I had.
　　哦老天我倒希望是
　　-Sheldon: Leonard?,
　　-Leonard: Yeah, buddy 12?
　　buddy: 伙伴
　　怎么了伙计
　　-Sheldon: I still don't like this cushion.
　　cushion: 垫子
　　我还是不喜欢这垫子
　　[scene: in the shed, the four guys and Penny plays the paintball game.]
　　shed: 小屋 guy: 男人
　　-Leonard: , Penny, thank you for coming.
　　好了首先 Penny 谢谢你能来
　　-Penny: Thanks for the shoes.
　　鞋谢你了
　　-Leonard: Penny is an amazing shot. I think we, have a real chance to win this week.
　　amazing shot: 神枪手 amazing: 令人惊奇的 shot: 射手
　　Penny是神枪手我看这周我们赢面很大
　　-Howard: What's the plan?,
　　计划呢?
　　-Leonard: Okay. Now, we All Run out.
　　run out: 逃跑
　　这样现在我们都跑出去
　　Sheldon and I will cut to, the left behind these trees.
　　cut: 【包抄】
　　Sheldon和我切到左边树后面
　　Raj, Howard and Leslie flank, to the right behind the rocks.
　　flank: 侧面 behind the rock: 在石头后 rock: 石头
　　Raj Howard和Leslie守在右侧石头后
　　Then we'll all have a great view as Penny, runs out and kills everyone else in sight.
　　have a view: 【能看到的】 view: 视野 run out: 跑出 in sight: 看得见 sight: 眼界
　　Penny出来将视线中的敌人一举歼灭时我们将有非常好的视线
　　-Sheldon: Just one thing before we start.
　　开战前还有一件事
　　-Leonard: What is it, Sheldon?
　　什么事 Sheldon?
　　-Penny: What the hell?
　　What the hell: （表示不在乎、无可奈何、气恼、不耐烦等）究竟，到底
　　搞什么啊?
　　-Sheldon: That was for my cushion.
　　cushion: 垫子
　　这下是为了我的垫子
　　-Leonard: Sheldon, Penny was our only hope.
　　Sheldon Penny是我们唯一的希望
　　-Sheldon: I'm sorry, Leonard. But revenge, is a dish best served cold.
　　revenge is a dish best served cold: 【报仇就要冷不及防，俚语】revenge: 报仇 dish: 菜 serve: 服务
　　抱歉 Leonard 但报仇就要冷不及防
　　-Penny: Screw that.
　　screw: 【去你的】，原意为拧
　　去你的
　　-Sheldon: She can't shoot me. She's dead.
　　她不能打我的她死了呀
　　-Leonard: He's right. You can't.
　　他说的对你不能开枪
　　-Sheldon: Well, if we're going to, descend 13 into anarchy 14...
　　descend into: 陷入 descend: 向下去 anarchy: 混乱
　　要是真想混乱下去的话...
　　-Howard: Okay, see you.
　　see you: see you later 的省略，再见
　　好吧再见
　　-Leonard: Where are you going?
　　你们去哪?
　　-Leslie: Surrender, then Denny's.,
　　surrender: 投降
　　投降然后去Denny's餐馆吃饭