生活大爆炸第二季第一集_3：The Bad Fish Paradigm

 　　Raj: I hate trains.

　　我讨厌火车。
　　-Sheldon: Don't be ridiculous, you love trains.
　　ridiculous: 荒谬的，可笑的
　　少胡说八道，你喜欢火车的。
　　-Raj: Yes, I do. Come on. See you later, Leonard.
　　好吧，是的来吧，回头见，Leonard。
　　-Leonard: This could work.
　　这样也不错。
　　-Sheldon: This is a very old building.
　　这栋建筑很老。
　　-Raj: 60 years. It used to be a watch factory.
　　used to be: 过去，曾经是
　　有六十年了，这里曾经是个钟表厂。
　　-Sheldon: Uh-oh.
　　糟糕。
　　-Raj: What?
　　怎么了?
　　-Sheldon: Don't you worry about the residual 1 radium from the luminous 2 dials?
　　residual: 残余的,剩余的 radium: 镭 luminous: 发光的,发亮的
　　你不担心制作荧光表盘的残余辐射吗?
　　-Raj: Not until now!
　　留到现在?!
　　-Sheldon: I can't believe I didn't bring my Geiger counter. I had it on my bed and I didn't pack it.
　　Geiger counter: 盖格计数器（用于测量放射性）
　　天哪，我竟然没带盖革计数管，就放在床上竟然没放进行李！
　　-Raj: Well, if you're not comfortable staying here, Sheldon...
　　comfortable: 舒服的
　　如果你不想待在这里，Sheldon…
　　-Sheldon: I'm kidding, I packed it. It was a joke. I was subverting 4 the conversational 5 expectations.
　　subvert 3: 推翻，颠覆 conversational: 对话的
　　开玩笑的，我带了。刚才是个笑话，我只是在转换对话的方向。
　　I believe they call that the, uh, ol' switcharoo.
　　我相信这应该叫做ol' switcharoo（出其不意)。
　　-Raj: Terrific.
　　好极了。
　　-Sheldon: Is that woman Aishwarya Rai?
　　那是 Aishwarya Rai?
　　-Raj: Yes, isn't she an amazing actress?
　　amazing: 令人惊异的
　　没错，她是个了不起的演员。
　　-Sheldon: Actually, I'd say she's a poor man's Madhuri Dixit.
　　其实我觉得她就是可怜鬼心中的Madhuri Dixit.
　　-Raj: How dare you! Aishwarya Rai is a goddess. By comparison, Madhuri Dixit is a leprous prostitute.
　　goddess: 女神 comparison: 对比 leprous: 麻疯病的 prostitute: 妓女
　　你敢这么说! Aishwarya Rai是女神，和她比起来，Madhuri Dixit 就是个得了麻风病的妓女。
　　-Sheldon: Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. Obviously, you're not that familiar with Indian cinema.
　　offend: 冒犯 obviously: 明显地 be familiar with: 对…熟悉
　　对不起，我没有冒犯的意思，可是显然你不了解印度电影
　　-Howard: Who is it?
　　谁?
　　-Sheldon: Stripper-Gram!
　　脱衣舞女。
　　-Raj: Tag, you're it.
　　tag: 标签
　　接着，交给你了。
　　-Howard: Shouldn't you put him in a brown paper bag and set him on fire?!
　　你不是应该把他用油纸包起来烧掉吗?
　　-Sheldon: I've never slept on an air mattress 6 before. No lumbar support whatsoever 7.
　　air mattress: 气垫，充气床 lumbar: 腰的 whatsoever: (用于否定句中以加强语气)任何
　　我从来没睡过充气垫，没有任何木支架。
　　-Howard: Maybe you'd be happier on a park bench.
　　bench: 板凳
　　可能你会更喜欢公园的长凳。
　　-Sheldon: I don't see any way to get a park bench in here.
　　我不知道怎样才能弄一张长凳进来。
　　-Howard: Do you want to switch?
　　switch: 交换
　　你要换吗?
　　-Sheldon: No, that's fine. I'm perfectly 8 comfortable sleeping on a bouncy castle.
　　perfectly: 完美地 bouncy castle: 弹性城堡 bouncy: 跳跃的
　　不，没关系，我一点也不介意睡跳跳床。
　　-Howard: Get out of bed. We're switching.
　　起来，我们换。怎么了?
　　-Sheldon: Now, only if you want to.
　　如果你真的想换。
　　-Howard: Just get in the bed!
　　你上床去就是了。
　　-Howard’s mother: What's going on? Are you boys roughhousing?
　　roughhouse: 大吵大闹,骚乱,大打出手
　　你们想拆房子吗?
　　-Howard: We're just talking, Ma!
　　妈，我们只是在聊天。
　　-Howard’s mother: If you don't settle down right now, I'm not going to let you have any more sleepovers!
　　sleepover: 在别人家里过夜的人
　　你们给我马上老实下来，不然下次不许带朋友回来住。
　　-Howard: For God's sake, Ma, I'm 27 years old! And it's not even a school night! Comfy now?
　　comfy=comfortable 舒服的,轻松的
　　看在上帝的份上，妈，我二十七岁了；更何况明天又不用上课! 现在舒服了?
　　-Sheldon: Meh. That poster of Halle Berry is a little unnerving.
　　unnerve: 使丧失勇气,使焦躁
　　恩，那张哈利-贝瑞的海报让我不舒服。
　　-Howard: So don't look at it.
　　那就别看。
　　-Sheldon: She's like my fourth favorite Catwoman.
　　她看起来像我第四喜欢的猫女。
　　-Howard: No kidding.
　　别开玩笑。
　　-Sheldon: Yeah, Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfieffer, Eartha Kitt, and then her.
　　真的，朱莉·纽玛，米歇尔·菲佛，艾萨·凯特，然后就是她。
　　-Howard: What about Lee Merriweather?
　　那李·玛丽维泽呢?
　　-Sheldon: Oh, I forgot about Lee Merriweather.
　　噢，我忘了李·玛丽维泽了。
　　-Howard: Well, I'm glad that's settled.
　　settle: 安放,安顿
　　终于消停了。
　　-Sheldon: That makes Halle Berry my fifth favorite Catwoman. It's Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfieffer, Eartha Kitt, Lee Merriweather
　　那哈利-贝瑞就是我第五喜欢的猫女，朱莉·纽玛，米歇尔·菲佛，艾萨·凯特，还有李·玛丽维泽。
　　-Howard: Please, I'm begging you. Go to sleep.
　　我求你了，快睡觉吧。
　　-Sheldon: I'm trying. I'm counting Catwomen. She did make a fine mutant in the X-Men movies, though.
　　我在努力，我在数猫女，不过她在X战警里的变异人更好些。
　　-Howard: Oh, for God's sake.
　　for God's sake: 看在上帝面上
　　天哪！
　　-Sheldon: She's not my favorite of the X-Men. In order that would be: Wolverine, Cyclops--
　　她不是我最喜欢的X战警，按顺序是金钢狼，雷射眼等等，
　　Oh, wait, I forgot Professor X. Professor X, Wolverine, Cyclops, Iceman, then Storm, Angel, the Beast—
　　我忘了X教授；X教授金钢狼雷射眼，冰人，然后是暴风女，天使，还有野兽等等，
　　No, wait, Nightcrawler. Professor X, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Cyclops, ceman, then Storm, Angel...
　　还有蓝魔，X教授，蓝魔人，金钢狼，雷射眼，冰人，然后是：暴风女，天使…
　　-Leonard: I'm coming!
　　来了!
　　-Sheldon: Hey... There he is. The my old buddy 9 bud bud.
　　buddy：伙伴，好朋友；小男孩；[美口]密友
　　早....他来了，我的老...老...朋...朋友。
　　-Leonard: What's with him?
　　他怎么了?
　　-Howard: Koothrappali dumped him on me, and he couldn't get to sleep, so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mom's Valium in it... ...
　　Valium: 安定
　　Koothrappali把他扔给我，他睡不着，所以我给了他一杯热牛奶，里面放了一把我妈的安定..
　　but he still wouldn't shut up, so tag, you're It.
　　可他还是不肯闭嘴，所以接着交给你了。
　　-Sheldon: I'm ba-a-a-a-c-k.
　　我回...回...来...了。
　　-Leonard: I still don't know why you left
　　.我还是不知道你为什么搬走。
　　-Sheldon: I can't tell you.
　　不能告诉你。
　　-Leonard: Why not?
　　为什么?
　　-Sheldon: I promised Penny.
　　我答应Penny了。
　　-Leonard: You promised Penny what?
　　你答应Penny什么?
　　-Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. Shhhhh!
　　我答应不告诉你她的秘密，嘘！
　　-Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.
　　什么秘密? 告诉我！
　　-Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it but we can't tell Dad.
　　妈妈在车里抽烟；主会原谅的，但我们不能告诉爸爸的。
　　-Leonard: Not that secret. The other secret.
　　不，不是那个，另一个。
　　-Sheldon: I'm Batman-- Shh!
　　我是蝙蝠侠，嘘！
　　-Leonard: Damn it! Sheldon! You said Penny told you a secret. What's the secret?
　　妈的！Sheldon，你说Penny告诉你一个秘密，什么秘密?
　　-Sheldon: Okay, I'll tell you, but you can't tell Leonard.
　　好吧，我告诉你，可是你不能告诉Leonard。
　　-Leonard: I promise.
　　我保证。
　　-Sheldon: Penny lied about graduating from community college 'cause she's afraid she's not smart enough for Leonard.
　　graduate: 毕业 community: 社区 smart: 聪明的
　　Penny说她从社区大学毕业是假的，她担心她不够聪明，配不上Leonard。
　　-Leonard: So it's nothing I did? It's her problem?
　　所以不是我做错了什么? 是她自己的问题?
　　-Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.
　　funny:　搞笑的
　　刚才的牛奶味道很搞笑。
　　-Leonard: Penny thinks I'm too smart for her. That's ridiculous.
　　ridiculous: adj. 可笑的；荒谬的
　　Penny觉得我太聪明了，她配不上，怎么会？
　　-Sheldon: I know. Most of your work is extremely derivative 10. And don't worry, that's not a secret. Everybody knows.
　　extremely: 极其,非常 derivative: 引出的,系出的
　　就是的,你做的东西大都只是衍生的。放心，那不是秘密，地球人都知道。
　　-Penny: Hi.
　　嗨！
　　-Leonard: Yeah, hi. Listen, I know what's been bothering you about us and I have the answer.
　　bother: 烦恼
　　我知道是什么让你烦恼了而且我已经有答案了。
　　-Penny: What are you talking about?
　　你在说什么?
　　-Leonard: Okay, first, I want to say that it's not Sheldon's fault. He tried very hard to keep
　　your secret.
　　fault: 错误
　　首先，我要说的是这不是Sheldon的错，他确实尽力为你保密了。
　　If Howard didn't drugged him, he would've taken it to his grave.
　　drug: 下药 grave: 坟墓
　　要不是Howard给他下了药，他会把秘密带进坟墓去的。
　　-Penny: He told you?
　　他说了?
　　-Leonard: Yes, but it's okay. Now that we know what the problem is there's a simple solution.
　　simple: 简单的 solution: 解答
　　对，但是没关系，现在我们知道问题出在哪里，有一个很简单的办法。
　　-Penny: Pasadena City College?
　　Pasadena社区大学?
　　-Leonard: A place for fun, a place for knowledge. See, this man here is playing hackey-sack, and this girl's gonna be a paralegal.
　　knowledge: 知识 gonna=going to paralegal: 律师助理
　　乐趣所在，知识所在。瞧，这个男的现在在踢沙包，这个女孩将要做律师助理。
　　-Penny: Oh, I get it. Because Dr. Leonard Hofstadter can't date a girl without a fancy college degree.
　　哦，我明白了Leonard Hofstadter博士不能和一个没有好文凭的女孩子约会。
　　-Leonard: Well, it's really not that fancy. It's just a city college.
　　其实并不算好，只是一个社区大学而已
　　-Penny: Right, but I have to have some sort of degree to date you?
　　degree: 文凭
　　好吧，就是说和你约会我得有张文凭?
　　-Leonard: That doesn't matter to me at all.
　　不，我半点也没所谓。
　　-Penny: So it's fine with you if I'm not smart.
　　所以你不介意我不够聪明?
　　-Leonard: Absolutely. Okay, this time, I know where I went wrong. Oh... Bite me!
　　绝对不介意，好吧，这次我知道错在哪里了。噢，你咬我啊!