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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(229) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

[00:17]R:Louis,I'll make a deal1 with you. [00:19]Instead of this petty charge you have against him, you get something really big, [00:22]something that would chuck him in a concentration camp for years. [00:26]Be quite a feather in your cap, would

发表于:2018-12-16 / 阅读(105) / 评论(0) 分类 从零开始学口语

第47期:Looking for sb 找人 Y:I just called Mr.Smith in Room 201,but there was no reply.Would you find out if hes still staying there? Y:我刚才打电话给住在201号房的史密斯先生,但没有人接电话。请你查一下他是否还住

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 出国旅游口语一本通

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

Beat sb to the draw 意思是:比别人抢先一步 例句: We lost the project. Rainbow Company beat us to the draw. 这个项目我们没有拿到,因为彩虹公司抢先了一步。 Mary wanted to buy that painting by Picasso, but another m

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 美国俚语

make it up to sb补偿 对进行弥补(指对人) 例句: I don't know what I can do to make it up to you. 我不知道该怎样补偿你。 Ill make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的,我保证。

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(227) / 评论(0) 分类 美国俚语

[00:01]F:Why do you do that? [00:02]S:What? [00:04]Call him names. Run him down all the time. [00:07]S:Because, because that's what he is, Mr. Frodo. [00:10]There's naught left in him but lies and deceit. [00:13]It's the Ring he wants. It's all

发表于:2019-01-14 / 阅读(105) / 评论(0) 分类 英美人天天都在说的4000句:跟着影视学最真实的口语

[00:00]J:Shit! Hey, get down! Hey! [00:07]C:Hey! Is this what they call copping a feel? [00:09]J:What? No! Get up. Jesus! [00:13]C:What's your name? [00:14]J:My name? Mud... if anybody sees you.

发表于:2019-01-14 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 英美人天天都在说的4000句:跟着影视学最真实的口语

[00:00]N:That does it! Out, you two pixies! Go through the door or the window! [00:04]G:Nick, what's wrong? [00:06]N:What do you call me? You calling me Nick? [00:09]G:Well, Nick, that's your name. [00:10]N:I don't know you from Adam's off

发表于:2019-01-14 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英美人天天都在说的4000句:跟着影视学最真实的口语

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(151) / 评论(0) 分类 经典英文歌曲

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(131) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

[00:00]S:Cat got your tongue? You weren't so silent this morning. [00:04]A:This morning... yes, I wasn't quite myself. [00:07]S:Well, it's a shame whoever you were couldn't be here tonight. [00:09]A:Cut it out, Susan. We've got to talk.

发表于:2019-02-12 / 阅读(113) / 评论(0) 分类 英美人天天都在说的4000句:跟着影视学最真实的口语

1)for sb. 常用于表示事物的特征特点,表示客观形式的形容词,如easy, hard, difficult, interesting, impossible等: It's very hard for him to study two languages. 对他来说学

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(138) / 评论(0) 分类 英文语法词汇
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accountancy section
after-piece
All hands!
Alleghe
anchise
augmented electrothermal monopropellant hydrazine system
ayyoub
Ban Nakang
base board corner molding
bathtub
battle-ground
bdrm
belt lifter
booksize
Butylcyanoacrylate
central nuclei
changing-over
chromosome tetrad
cjc
cross-subsidize
dacrystenosis
De Nederlandsche Bank N.V.
deisticness
duveyrier
dysplastic melanocytic nevus
ear wax
ecliptic map
ELSE symbol
excision of parasitic lesion of brain
exhaust car heater
family termitidaes
fibre sorter
film drawer
fluctuate between hopes and fears
fractional void volume
general purpose application program
GORDIODEA
guaranteed surrender value
hydropss
hydroxypyruvic acid
hypoproliferation
in-phase particles
inverted siphon culvert
krasnovite
Kurdishness
living expenditure level of nonfarmers' household
look-out bridge
lower symmetric regime
maharee
maugracious
maximum external honing diameter
micatina
middle r.
monocarboxylate
Neo-Lamarckism
nephcurve
network interface system
nominal section width
overleaf
partial exactness
pertactin
Pilcz reflex
pileless
pollen chamber
potassium cobalto-nitrite
pulley assembly
quota rent
radius of flange
rankinite
re-educating
register transfer level
relomycin
Rognac
royen
rubbernipple
selfconcept
sell on commission
sheet metal drawing
Sherbrooke
single-sized aggregate
sloped off
soaken
soil texture map
spindle face
SSMS
stabilizing tester
stack-yards
subtexts
tech lab
telecourse
tenantcy
testosteronally
thelytokous parthenogenesis
tidal residual
tinewald
to hang by a thread
transportation and erection equipment
trigraphic
tubular pasteurizer
unwarehoused
works towards
Zoetermeer