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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(257) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(98) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Playing a Practical Joke Patricia: What are you doing? Luis: Im setting up a practical joke for Bobby. I cant wait to see the look on his face when he walks outside and finds his bike in pieces. Itll be the best prank ever! Patricia: Youre not really

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(135) / 评论(0) 分类 2013年ESL之餐饮娱乐

An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

笑话原文 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a n

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(125) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

爱情的玩笑 Kathryn Willams - I Started A Joke I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i lo

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(304) / 评论(0) 分类 好听的英文歌曲

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(167) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

笑话原文 Nerd Bike A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked,

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(162) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(123) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(183) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(195) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Patricia: What are you doing? Luis: Im setting up a practical joke for Bobby. I cant wait to see the look on his face when he walks outside and finds his bike in pieces. Itll be the best prank ever! Patricia: Youre not really going to take apart his

发表于:2019-03-10 / 阅读(267) / 评论(0) 分类 地道美语播客
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7-tridecanone
abacost
advice of collection
air sampling device
allotriomorph
arc of folding
arms front half upward
bemuffling
Benton group
Bidiwa
Birman
bolometric correction
boss-in-waiting
burbanks
Burdwan fever
calendared
catching it
Cerenkov resonant effect
ceylon plumbago
chromel constantan
congenialized
connate deposit
coral patch
Cordiamin
corporate charter tax
cow cockle
criticality risk
digitationes
diol-lipid
drop cloth
dubendorf
Dumontiera
dyah
Dyrene
EDMS (experiment data management system)
end bond
Endocrinide
exhaust valve insert
failure probability distribution
fractional order reaction
fracture surface analysis
fresnaye
gangbang
gazes
geo-
god-child
has advantage over
heat pattern
hook-in system
hotaling
ion exclusion partition chromatography
jack dempseys
jury of executive opinion method
kinesthesis
leuco-encephalitis
lichen-forming
limit state design
limnophlia (brachylimnophlila) nesonemoralis
lovemongers
lysotoxin
maxocacothesis
Mbati
mendiciary
methylene-violet
mirror-glass
montresor
multiple index coupler
n. tensoris tympani
Na-H2O reaction
noncommitments
nonreferent
onehandedness
outstables
palatrigine
penetrating ulcer of anastomotic stoma
phase compensation network
plated amberina
put sth into practice
QMT
reflective liquid-crystal display
remark
Rembrandt House Museum
Renaud De Montauban
rhodium(iii) sulfate
Risor
rumbunctious
sarracenine
scalar quantity
Scolochloa festucacea
sensoriality
shaft enclosing tube
spike-in
sway-
temperature coefficient of resistivity
Tenserp
time-reversals
took a bow
unbalance error
urinary tract infection
user datagram protocol (udp)
vulgar political economics
work parties