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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(266) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(101) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

今天学的词组是lame duck。 Lame duck不就是瘸的鸭子吗? 不对, lame duck这说法往往是指一个由于不会再继续担任这职务而无法起作用的总统或官员。报导说:Elections may leave Bush an early lame duck. 意

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 英语每日一词

说一口流利的英语,从简单的单词开始。 听听,读读,背背,今天你的词汇量又增加了5个。 单词/词义 中英例句 单词听读 abandon [ E5bAndEn ] They shouted in g

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(204) / 评论(0) 分类 每日攻克5词

An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(175) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

lame duck golden parachute 美国民主党总统候选人克林顿在一九九二年十一月三号当选为美国第四十二届总统。这一结果使好些官员都处于即将下任的境地,包括

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(193) / 评论(0) 分类 美国习惯用语

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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今天学的词组是lame duck。 Lame duck不就是瘸的鸭子吗? 不对, lame duck这说法往往是指一个由于不会再继续担任这职务而无法起作用的总统或官员。报导说:Elections may leave Bush an early lame duck. 意

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(118) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词荟萃

上次我们讲了几个美国青少年中流行的习惯说法。今天我们还要讲两个。它们分别用来描述好或者坏。也许有人认为说好坏的词汇已经太丰富了,难道还不够用吗?但是好标新立异的年轻人却

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(150) / 评论(0) 分类 美国习惯用语

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(171) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

英语学习笔记: lame adj. 跛脚的,差劲的,很烂的,没有说服力的,无趣的 insane adj. 疯狂的;精神病的;极愚蠢的 Your joke is so lame. 你讲的笑话很无趣。 It looked really gross. 真的太恶心了。 You

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 早安英文

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(188) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅
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AAASA
agrostaleyrodes arcanus
autosynthesis interphase
be cluttered up with
Bortrychiaceae
butabar
capacitor type flasher
ceding
Chalcedonianism
check sum
constant scanning
cryogenic materials
De Koven, Reginald
demographic and economic change
dimension attribute with allocate statement
discontinue(d)
distal (navashin 1912)
duckism
duodenectasis
electrical machine for statistical sorting and enumeration
entsies
family Xiphiidae
Fontechevade man
formed up
fracture-arrest
fracturing pump skid
free harbour
free surface spinning
full shelter deck
gender difference
Grassridgedam
has the ball
Hedysarum
home bill
home-freight
Hurst method
indigenous defensive fighter (idf)
inhibit set
innate releasing mechanism(irm)
installation of mooring equipment
kinematic stability
kippy
leaky wave antenna
liquid-cooling
loam glaze
longitudinal frame system
Lords of Appeal in Ordinary
Luschka's crypts
main pulley
Maxwellian velocity distribution
megahurt
mercury-contact switch
minkel
mladenovic
Mod5p
Muhammadist
multiculturism
Netants
nonmarketplace
nonrefracting
Nova Topola
offshore oil-gas horizontal well
pandya
paraconsistent logics
parot
PC ,lecithin
peak stage
perk
phyllody
pokie
rubidium thorium tungsten oxide
samoset
San Jose
scroll down
sense of time
shalee
single-valued mapping
soloways
sound effect filter
spanish pointers
spookless
St Just
steam oven
still-image
strata plexiforme
stress strain diagram
synagogues
tachometric electrometer
the happy couple
Thermofor(catalytic) cracking
thioxanthen-9-one
transfer to a different track
trichius succinctus formosanus
tuminensis
unstrips
vagabond ray
veach
walk-outs
wet-bottom gas producer
white lead paper
Wietzen
wouter