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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(606) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, What was the name of his other leg? Why is this funny? It's funny because of the confusion between these two phrases; a man with a wooden leg and a wooden leg named Smith. Li

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(372) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(361) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(385) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(387) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(336) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(338) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(378) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(421) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(1324) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

笑话原文 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a n

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(369) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(363) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

爱情的玩笑 Kathryn Willams - I Started A Joke I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i lo

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(739) / 评论(0) 分类 好听的英文歌曲

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(427) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

笑话原文 Nerd Bike A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked,

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(444) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(489) / 评论(0) 分类 经典英文歌曲

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(456) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(379) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(465) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(542) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)
学英语单词
abstract reasoning
accrued interest on bonds
Administrative Infringement
admissible witness
ajimalinin
alarm monitoring
Anostraca
argiope ocula
authorized agency for foreign currency exchange
Bad Thing
beading planes
belly dumper
bicuspoid
Binswanger dementia
bouchon wire
bread-crumbs
cane stem cutting
casting shop
chromo-
chromosome abnormality
clump cell
coacervation
complex ore
controversialize
cotton varnished sleeve
curettes
deep-rooted crop
deposition pressure
diphtheritic endometritis
dithioethylamine
dose-rate meter
dry-type water-meter
Dāsergaon
even-handedness
fancyworks
femtocycles
filing tray
filkers
filtrable bacteria
fleetNET
fuel utilization factor
fusiform bacillus
galagids
ghiri
glowlights
grizzling
have no say
helically grilled tube
here-and-now observation
imitation handmade printing paper
internal decimal digit
Ippy
iraheta
isotope separation method
lucanus kanoi kanoi
luetheite
median cleft lip
metaphysico-
microinch finishing
monastics
mono-drum winch
must have killed a Chinaman
noelia
order'd
organism
Oriental cat's-eye
overall transadmittance
path cost
pensioning off
physiological albuminuria
pipe guardrail
Pogostemon hispidocalyx
practice
pseudonymuncle
quick-speed laser print
rate of inflation
remote restart process
restible
retrosection
rivadeneira
rooping
semi-closed cycle gas turbine
Siqueira Campos
SKFD-39162
smoored
snow throwers
Spring Steel Strip
Sprockhövel
stripping depth
suppli al telefono
take sb. in marriage
the hot seat
thymus independent antigen
toadflax
tool sharpening machine
torpedo attack ship
tungsten-carbide tipped cutting teeth
two-spring non-reactive suspension
ultrastrongly
useful picture area
ventilation terminal
wisaksonite