When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
> Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe's rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.

nice to meet everybody! glad to meet everybody! glad to see everybody! 替换:substitution good morning,Mei! good afternoo,Mei! good evening,Mei! How are you! How are you doing! I'm fine. I'm ok. and you? what about you? how about you?/what not bad, th

发表于:2018-11-27 / 阅读(816) / 评论(0) 分类 赖世雄初级美语入门篇

[00:00.00]Lesson One Text [00:05.09]Courtesy: Key to a Happier World Dr.Norman Vincent Peak [00:14.24]Many years ago trying to help people with every kind of trouble [00:21.08]left me with one sure conviction: [00:25.65]in case after case the difficu

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Body-Made Music 人体交响曲 by Jason Alloy When we think of historical days that sum up the concept of freedom, many dates come to mind. One in _(1)_ was when Roman Emperor Claudius officially stated that all Roman citizens would be allowed to pa

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30. The actress were dressed in ______ costumes. A. elaborate B. deliberate C. delicate D. delinquent costume 昂贵服装的总称 accost 勾引,搭讪 delicate 精美的,灵巧的,淡味的,精

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Lying is more than an occasional experience for many people on blind dates. I'll keep in touch is the lie most frequently employed by single people. 许多男女相亲时都有过说谎的经历,以后再联系是最常见的谎话。 Recently a ma

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Nick: Hi everybody, this is Nick. Welcome to teaching series how do you say this in American English.大家好,我是Nick. 因为这个礼拜brad和我都休假,所以大家暂时听不到brad声音。但是我想啊,我特别舍不得大家,所

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It's Such a Gas! Natural bodily functions are a popular theme in lowbrow humor the world over, especially among adolescent boys, and none more so than farting. A fart, which is the expulsion of gas fr

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Plucking Sounds From the Past 拨弦弄乐话泰雅 Many of us have passed through Wulai to view its famous waterfall, but have you ever stopped to appreciate the unique sounds coming from the heart of this ancient aboriginal village? The Atayal trib

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相亲谎言榜:以后联系 相信有不少朋友都面临过相亲的窘境,一些善意的谎言也就光明正大的出路了。 Blind date lies are social formulae that are frequently used out of courtesy in blind dates, the most popular one

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fart vi. 放屁 intestinal adj. 肠的 digestive adj. 消化的 obsessive-compulsive 强迫观念与行为的 squeeze v. 挤压 mosquito n. 蚊子 If you hold in a fart, where does it go? 憋住的屁去哪儿了? According to Baidu, it exits out t

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陈豪在北京的ABC美国公司工作了几个月,从美籍华人Mary那里学到很多西方礼节。今天Mary有件重要的事要告诉陈豪,现在正在给他打电话。 (Office ambience, telephone rings....) (CH's Voice mail): This is C

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1.Courtesy,politeness,good-mannerscall it what you will,the supply never seems to equal the demand: 礼貌也好,客气,或文明举止也好,无论你称它什么,其供应似乎总是小于需求。(意思是人们维护和谐的关系所需

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写信的原则(Writing Principles)已从原来的3个C(Conciseness, Clearness, Courtesy)发展到目前的7个C:Completeness, Clearness, Concreteness, Conciseness, Correctness, Courtesy, Consideration实例: Dear Sirs,With reference to y

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Billy's father was a chemist. He often took Billy to the lab on weekends. He let Billy do his own experiments. One day at the lab, Billy showed his dad a handful of pills. Billy said, I made these last week. Guess what they do. Dad said, Well, you ha

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Oh, hi, girls. Oh, I heard what happened. 你们好呀,姑娘们。我都听说了。 Max, you got pushed in front of a gun. You must be very pissed. 麦克斯,你被人推到枪口上。想必非常恼羞成尿吧。 Caroline, oh, what a nice ou

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Content is better than riches. 知足者常乐。 Count one's chickens before they are hatched. 蛋未孵先数雏。 Courtesy on one side only lasts not long. 来而不往非礼也。 Creep before you walk. 循序渐进。 Cry for the moon. 海底捞月

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Just as many roads lead to success in the workplace, many different personalities attract followers. But the following traits seem universally to attract people and open their minds and hearts. 职场上通往成功的道路有很多条,吸引人的个

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Just as many roads lead to success in the workplace, many different personalities attract followers. But the following traits seem universally to attract people and open their minds and hearts. 职场上通往成功的道路有很多条,吸引人的个

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Summer has reached England at last. For the past week the sun has shone and the birds have sung. There is a very old English song, from the thirteenth century, about the arrival of summer. It is written in mediaeval English, which is difficult to und

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What else is going on?Supreme court weighing gay marriage.Thinking about gay marriage. 还有什么 最高法院在商榷同性恋婚姻一事 在思考同性恋婚姻问题 This week supreme court deliberations on gay marriage have apparently reveal

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absolute impossibility
adequal
Akron machine
aleukocytic
alloxur bodies
antidimorphism
antiecumenical
Arcas, Cayos
ARVDD
blastus cochinchinensis lour.
calcium lactobionate
caroticotympanic canals
chilaiditis
chylous lymphedema
club-hopping
consuming industries
counterbore drill
coysevoxes
cyclomandol
direct active transport
discharge current noise
doisneau
double-convex arch bridge
dual master cylinder
edge open transformation
effective density
etextbook
fifteen-sixteen
five unit teletype code
forewarned, forearmed
freezing appliance
furthermore
gilled superheater
Giovanni Battista Cibo
give someone to etc.
grip-and-grin
hair-follicle antigens
hand dressing
He abundance
heterogenous alloy
industry total
International Standards Organization code
Iranifies
joint(articular)capsule
knucker holes
L system
labvisions
literary-minded
lithofacies paleogeographic map
loaths
Lora, Hāmūn-i-
maroscopic quantity
maxillary cartilage
mercurial exchange rates
nucleoproteid tannin
Pandorina
patent renewed
pedestal rock
Penidryl
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process dynamics
pugmire
repewed
research-on-research
roadrailer
sandwich element
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sensory fibers
serial-by-character
Sericocarpus
serrulatus
shiplift
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solid-state electrolysis
somniative
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spotted wintergreen
static lens
Stevenson, Robert Louis
stock-index future
stolons
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support of measure
synchrotans
tank type circuit breaker
therapy model
trade-relateds
treggings
uncontrolled join
unsympathetics
uprighting
us commercial
warp tying machine
wohltat
Zapotecans