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The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons.

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(139) / 评论(0) 分类 英汉幽默故事选读

Lesson 23 All For a Son Text A The desire for a son and heir is common to all mankind. In our country, especially, to have as many male descendents as possible has always been regarded as the greatest

发表于:2018-12-02 / 阅读(346) / 评论(0) 分类 中级口语教程

Lesson 39 Text A My Father's Son It's hard being an astronaut's son. I mean, everybody expects you to be special or perfect, and I'm just an average elevenyear-old kid. I'm an average student, and I'm

发表于:2018-12-02 / 阅读(153) / 评论(0) 分类 初级口语教程

Ben: If Mike doesnt show up, can I have his ravioli? Everyone: No. Maggie: Where is Mike anyway? He's usually home from work by dinner time. Ben: They could have had an emergency at the carwash. Carol: An emergency. What a bug storm on the expresswa

发表于:2018-12-05 / 阅读(176) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第四季

Tom, whose parents are conservative, is talking to Karen, whose parents are open-minded. T: Boy, I'm really fed up with my dad. K: Why? What's the problem? T: My dad, whose upbringing was very strict,

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(196) / 评论(0) 分类 赖世雄中级美国英语

p.i.m.p. 皮条客的爱情:一旦你需要有人陪 给我打电话 - 50 cent 虽然语言不登大雅之堂,但Pimp也是有爱情的~~~~~~: If ever you needed someone, I'm the one you should call I'll be there to pick you up if ever you shou

发表于:2018-12-14 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语说唱歌曲

Language Points 1.SOB You cheating son of a bitch. 2.This problem is a real bitch! 3.bitch about=complain about 4.Stop bitching about your job so much.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

Maggie: Good morning everybody. It's the second Saturday of the month and you know what that means. Ben: You're gonna be cranky? Maggie: No. It's chore day. Freeze! Ben: Oh, come on. Carol: But I always have to clean the bathrooms, it's not fair. Ma

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第六季

Charles is a lonely young man and Amy is a crippled girl on a wheelchair. They meet, get to know each other and begin going out together. Charles falls in love with Amy and hopes to be the only chairpusher in her life. But Amy prefers independence t

发表于:2019-01-01 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 英语散文阅读

本集简介: 罗斯得知前妻(卡萝)有了身孕,于是同卡萝的同志伴侣苏珊一起,陪卡萝参加助产训练班。对窗的丑陋裸男买了局部健身器。罗斯和莫妮卡的父母来吃饭,莫妮卡再次感到巨大压力。

发表于:2019-01-05 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 老友记(六人行)

Meredith Brooks出生在美国的俄勒冈市,科瓦利斯小镇。她是成人另类流行摇滚的代表歌者,她的曲子含有幻想、幽静、激情、深沉和诡异,听她的音乐必须用心去听去感受才会理解其中奥妙,一

发表于:2019-01-10 / 阅读(153) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐天堂

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发表于:2019-01-15 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

I Always Knew - by Jem I always knew I would one day be here But I couldn't be a puppet on a string I've had my fights, often I've been KO'd But I've got back up though I won't give in And now I know how it works If you're too nice you lose I'm gonna

发表于:2019-02-03 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 好听的英文歌曲

father and son It's not time to make a change Just relax--take it easy You're still young--that's your fault There's so much you have to know Find a girl, settle down If you want, you can marry Look at me--I am old But I'm happy I was once like you a

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 好听的英文歌曲

An 80-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you're going to be a mother.Get serious Doctor, I'm 80.

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'.The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, pe

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

In the state of Song lived a rich man.A heavy downpour caused the wall of his house to crumble.If the wall is not mended,pointed out his son,we'll certainly have thieves coming in.The old man next door said the same thing.At night,his h

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

小甜甜 Britney Spears 霸气新单《Work Bitch》,这位天后最近真是越来越活跃了,频发新歌啊。这首歌的歌词很是励志啊,有点不努力就没有活下去的理由的赶脚。但又偏偏带着夜店风,这个原因很

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 流行英文歌曲

口语: 如何吐槽? No.1Bitch about 说坏话,发牢骚,抱怨 Stopbitching about it and do something. 我说叫你别闲扯了,干点实事儿。 What'son your agenda to bitch about this time? 你这次又在为什么事而发牢骚呢? Yo

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask. The next weekend, they are in the same bar. The first guy says Man, I don't think that our idea was s

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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acquas
adult fish
agro-industrialise
allowance on sales
alocasia odora c.koch
Asia trust&investment corp.
back tone
backward reversal
Bear Driver
bio-chemistries
Bishop, Elizabeth
blimpie
Bouguer-Beer law
boutique agency
boyni qara (shulgareh)
break room
cantilever-crane
carboxaldehyde
chassis punch
cholestadienol
co-ax
columbic
come up to sth
composited tube
computer assisted learning
count ... out
data computing cicuit
doppleganger
drowned glacial trough
eeiba
el dificil
elamine
endotcric bacterium
experimental biology
experimental investigation
FPCON
fractional condensation
fully paided
furnace cooling factor
geochronologic scale
hauling chain
hippocentaur
hoist pump intermediate gear
honey-dipped
jrtc
lanatoside B
land replotting
lighting effectiveness factor
limacinia oblongispora
location-scale family
long limb height
mishits
Moabitess
mosaieb
mudflaps
nakeder
no deal
non-Mendelian ratio
nonballistic
noun-banging
omnifariously
openable
outnice
overall gamma
overdispersions
palermu
PM (predecessor matrix)
post clay
PPI repeater
psilocephala argentea
reset substract
restrain yourself
ride fence
Rodzianko
sail foreign
sanskara
Santo Domingo de la Calzada
Seeing is believing.
shari rivers
slow asset
Southern blotted
sportswise
spread sources
static gravimeter
stave jointing machine
sun kings
suspensibilities
suzannahs
talipes equinovalgus
tear film
Teena Marie
three-card trickster
total social capital
Toulon
triplet quadrupole
un-godly
uninvested
utaemon
Voznesenskoye
water caltrop
weep
yussufs