时间:2019-02-19 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll  do everything that the women ask.

    The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

    The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was  so great! I was sitting on the couch 1 watching TV, and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't  you burn the whole house down? That place is stillsmoldering."The second guy said "That ain't nothing.  I was working  on the car, and dropped my wrench 2 and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes,  and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed 3 her crotch, she said "Cut that out!"Ever seen one of  these real close?



n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
v.猛拧;挣脱;使扭伤;n.扳手;痛苦,难受
  • He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。
  • It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。
v.抢先,抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 );(尤指匆忙地)取;攫取;(尤指自私、贪婪地)捞取
  • He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。
  • She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。
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a great deal of
aeronautical mobile-satellite service
Alabama claims
alpamayo
amtifertilizin
annual ring breadth
apodicticity
Aristotle
axis of channel
balancing condenser
belewe
bevered
blastophorum truncatum
capr-
carrier frequency shift
comptonia peregrinas
continuation of solutions
counter current eletrophoresis
design H-point
dim down
dissimilar redundancy
distributed information processing
DIVC
drop out of sight
dull as ditchwater
eagle boat
eating it up
electromagnetic compatability
equivalent noise method
ex-role behavior
face and fill
floating gate
floating pump assembling unit
forum leader
Franz Schubert
galeopithecids
grace period for the payment of fees
grandifolius
gurly
gyropraph
Haebang
healing time
hickups
ideker
impulse-withstand test
interfrontal bristle
issuing authority note
jellium
jointweeds
kooky, kookie
L-cells
Lepidosigillaria
Lolipid
loss of faculty
malthinus (malthinus) notsui
mat type
matsucythere reticulata
metacarprophalangeal
metaemotions
metallized aluminum
mini-Winchester disk drive
national capitalism
net processor
non-ischemic
nonmonitored
nucleolonema (estable & sotelo 1950)
obstropolos
oha
oubliette
percentage indicator
pitous
PSNC
Reitano
Rhododendron huguangense
rubble filling
sagittata
scathophaga mellipes
separate channel signaling
shifting wrench
slot diffuser
social-ism
solvated H-ion
space-loop direction-finder
special constable
spectral-shift reactor
square turret
sroka
statelier
stock clearing account
stress cracking resistance
sugarplums
suntanned
superior cubitoradial articulation
tabular actual
thruple
trinketed
two single ended siding
unit record equipment
urodele
veurne (furnes)
Wigtown
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