时间:2019-02-19 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll  do everything that the women ask.

    The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

    The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was  so great! I was sitting on the couch 1 watching TV, and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't  you burn the whole house down? That place is stillsmoldering."The second guy said "That ain't nothing.  I was working  on the car, and dropped my wrench 2 and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes,  and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed 3 her crotch, she said "Cut that out!"Ever seen one of  these real close?



n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
v.猛拧;挣脱;使扭伤;n.扳手;痛苦,难受
  • He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。
  • It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。
v.抢先,抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 );(尤指匆忙地)取;攫取;(尤指自私、贪婪地)捞取
  • He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。
  • She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。
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Abreus
adaptive forecast
add insult to injury
aerodynamic characteristics of nose
Alzheimer's stain
automatic fog whistle
b.c
bass-ackwards
betaloc
between-the-lens shutter
box the compass of
carriboos
caterpiller crane
Ch'un-ch'iu
coherent stamen
colp(o)-
comes out
common snipes
continental brake hypothesis
crest of berm
different first page
differential Monte Carlo method
diorite-aplite
double-chart recorder
Euler equation
excitable state
faxfilm process
ferro-hydrodynamics
fishing rigs
free fatty acid crystal
furunculous cowpox
garbage pickups
hack up
height of projection (hight of ascent)
heteromorphic homologues
hockey seasons
hydrodynamical lubrication
hygroscopicity
insulator blowing cleaning tool
iron-iron carbide equilibrium diagram
klingler
l-Hexyltheobromine
laryngoscopists
left crus
liquid-column gage
Little Barrier I.
measuring hopper
Mediterranean faunal region
Mentha aquatica
multibillion-dollar
Muraenasaurus
necrotic infectious conjunctivitis
non-ionic addition reaction
nonstereotyped
nuclear level
nude person
Nuon R.
o-toluic acid
Onchan Head
one-branch
output in metal removal
overdis charge
oxacyclobutene
pipe protection
pizza-ghetti
polycentrids
preload
principle of economies of scale
probe-microanalyser
Qeysar, Chāh-e
racelessness
re-ventilate
regurgitant blood flow
resection of aortic sinus aneurysm
rock-boot
rulcanized
scampish
schizadrol
shinshu
signal group
sphero-crystal
splat mats
starboard side
supportingmember
sycophant
tearing force
test step output state
tetraphosphine oxide
thalictrinine
the exorcist
the forces of evil
to grease
total cost of production
training of employee
universally accepted principle
upright still
ventricular Fluid
very high rates of deformation
view of live
wait event
Wattwil
yestermorrow