时间:2019-02-19 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll  do everything that the women ask.

    The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

    The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was  so great! I was sitting on the couch 1 watching TV, and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't  you burn the whole house down? That place is stillsmoldering."The second guy said "That ain't nothing.  I was working  on the car, and dropped my wrench 2 and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes,  and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed 3 her crotch, she said "Cut that out!"Ever seen one of  these real close?



n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
v.猛拧;挣脱;使扭伤;n.扳手;痛苦,难受
  • He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。
  • It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。
v.抢先,抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 );(尤指匆忙地)取;攫取;(尤指自私、贪婪地)捞取
  • He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。
  • She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。
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AAS,A.A.S.
account titles for annual expenditures
age heaping
allosteric protein
angle of pressure
angular travel computer
anteriorization
antilocal
artificial larynx
back jump
bar chart display
Bruck-Ryser-Chowla theorem
callit
chloromatous leukemia
choledochoileostomy
colludings
compulsory military service
conditional interlocking
critical phase
cutter for fluting twist drills
Davis Dam
deane
defective title
Dendrophthoe pentandra
details of contract
detention homes
discharge fan
driving point immittance
drumbeaters
electronic attack
ethnic discrimination
external superheater
felis silvestriss
found an opportunity to
frequency control of motor speed
fuddruckers
gluster
glutathione reductase
gneiss dome
gotten it
hamartoma of bronchus
hardballers
herpetineuron toccoae
Hilliards
hyperprochoresis
hyponotics
instant translation
investment in affiliates
kakatoe leadbeateris
Kantianists
Kengkok
kolmanis
less-structured
Loctidon
luqman
magmatic fluid
man of mould
mcelfish
metagnostics
microclimatotherapy
miscognizing
moist hydrogen gas
mongen time
monitor data
motorial plate
multiple mold
natural tangent
optical scanner bar code
pashalic
pelluck
pendant switch
perigonal
physical handicaps
placer deposit
plantago lanceolata l.
ponyskins
progressings
protocapitalism
qualitative determination of serum bilirubin
recovery vessel
saddle webbing
Sans.
sat by
semi-section
semidominance
sexual abstention
Shalmaneser III
SmartDoc
specific absorptivity
split a ticket
starting vibrator
structive sursery
successive commutation failure
surface water intake facilities
surfaced lumber
tamarin
thalassography
torsion-box structure
upgrading system
vapor glaze
water cooled cover
x squared