时间:2019-02-19 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll  do everything that the women ask.

    The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

    The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was  so great! I was sitting on the couch 1 watching TV, and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't  you burn the whole house down? That place is stillsmoldering."The second guy said "That ain't nothing.  I was working  on the car, and dropped my wrench 2 and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes,  and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed 3 her crotch, she said "Cut that out!"Ever seen one of  these real close?



n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
v.猛拧;挣脱;使扭伤;n.扳手;痛苦,难受
  • He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。
  • It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。
v.抢先,抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 );(尤指匆忙地)取;攫取;(尤指自私、贪婪地)捞取
  • He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。
  • She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。
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A pretty business!
acetiamine
alborada
allochthonous swamp
antarctic circles
antigravity filtration
astigmatism against rule
banker's margin
Barcroft's apparatus
barley broo
bound rates of duty
broner
buoyant heaving line
Capricornoid
Caren
changan (changan-ni)
closereefed
consecutive integral power
constantly acting load
contribution of segment
crummet
digital position encoder
dingle pen.
dryback
dudical
Dvarets
earthquake mechanism
enough
enragements
feed tray location
fell to the ground
final common path
formal file identifier
garmback
gephyrin
guerilla forces
guide blade segment
hemifusus colosseus
holding money and rushing to buy
Hydrogenophilaceae
Hylomecon japonica
iig
imperturbableness
intergatory
intergenic spacer
konorski
legal knowledge
lips-
logologically
lymphocystosis
Mamiesan
mammaloids
mesosomatous
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milli-volts
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Nabuk-chon
naturally aspirated
no-discharge head of storage pump
overdischarge
overlapping interface
partial productivity index
phaenotype
pianoless
pichtaro
projecting lug
prooxidants
pus embolus
pyloroscirrhus
raise the land
ramp load change
reference turning dates
resista
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source container
spasmo-paparid
stir-fryings
Superbine
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Taiyang syndrome
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torque-rod end pin
torroni
transmission lubricant
trilaminar blastoderm
two-pass condenser
unequally spaced teeth
unsalables
upogebia narutensis
video spectrum
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wash-rooms
Yongun
Yuman
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