时间:2019-02-19 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll  do everything that the women ask.

    The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

    The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was  so great! I was sitting on the couch 1 watching TV, and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't  you burn the whole house down? That place is stillsmoldering."The second guy said "That ain't nothing.  I was working  on the car, and dropped my wrench 2 and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes,  and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed 3 her crotch, she said "Cut that out!"Ever seen one of  these real close?



n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
v.猛拧;挣脱;使扭伤;n.扳手;痛苦,难受
  • He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。
  • It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。
v.抢先,抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 );(尤指匆忙地)取;攫取;(尤指自私、贪婪地)捞取
  • He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。
  • She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。
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adjectivizing
adverbial phrases
arambagh
as wanton as a calf with two dams
Athrypsiastis
bacillus stearothermophilus
bag pressure
bronchi segmentalis apicalis superior
canoness
career success
Catalan solid
chitose
clonal selection
cold insulation mastic
column packed
copper(i) telluride
cubic closet packing (ccp)
customs quarantine control
cut something short
dismissive
doddle
drawing sliver
dynamic aeroelasticity
e-vu
ecotarian
elastic clutch
embryologia
enation leaves
enclosure compound
ferrite slider
fixed-function generator
flue gas desulfurization gypsum
gold discs
granny flat
half shell pressure vessel
hammerin'
harmonization system
hazardous substances mark
homocysteinase
hoplological
integrated city
ion microanalysis
karhunent-loeve transformation
klaxons
liberman
life arrow
lifelore
links and links
loosely-filled vermiculite
low-pressure float valve
man-machine interactive system
master bevel gear
metacarsophalangeal joints
metal arm
monospecific antiserum
mostiy
mujahedeen khalqs
new-broken
non-destructive test by resonance
noncommercialized
nouveau romancier
optimum transfer function
outcrop water
ovarial lamellae
pancreas diffusion
perelandras
powel
Pretelt
quadrinomial equation
quantity received this period
reading value per division of vernier
Roseto Capo Spulico
rotoiti
ruvc
senger
separator trap
short sellings
shut-down inspection
sideway force coefficient routine investigation machine
silty breccia
striped jack
Supertomasyna
supervised training
suppurative phlebitis
surf beat
tactical air support
taking angle
tariff doncession rate
telephone coincidental
terminal equipment
titty-twisters
to burn
transaction call
Tuléar, Prov.de
ureter
well-type
went-worth
worthman
wroblewski
Yantarnyy
yield region