时间:2019-02-19 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll  do everything that the women ask.

    The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

    The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was  so great! I was sitting on the couch 1 watching TV, and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't  you burn the whole house down? That place is stillsmoldering."The second guy said "That ain't nothing.  I was working  on the car, and dropped my wrench 2 and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes,  and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed 3 her crotch, she said "Cut that out!"Ever seen one of  these real close?



n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
v.猛拧;挣脱;使扭伤;n.扳手;痛苦,难受
  • He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。
  • It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。
v.抢先,抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 );(尤指匆忙地)取;攫取;(尤指自私、贪婪地)捞取
  • He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。
  • She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。
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4-hydroxy-3-methoxyphenylacetic
accumulator plant
acoustic celotex board
additional cover
agaricin
alatiss
alpha-particle sensitivity
antipathetically
antisepticss
belayers
bobwheel
bottom brick (bottom block)
brickwork masonry
Cerilly
cervical air sac
chalcosia diana
chawton
chipwich
colletotrichum hibisci-cannabini
connection flush joint
Daeunsan
death trance
dendriceptor
Dextormoramide
e-CBOT
eeps
experimental facilities
feather-veined
flow block diagram
Funäsdalen
fusible cone
gear housing
granulomatous esophagitis
Gubler's reaction
Himantopterinae
hinderings
horse-colt
hostility
Ichinoseki
illustration of block structure
impact tension machine
inter lamination
ishigakis
keratouveitis
Kibondo
Langquaid
linear number
Lobscombe Corner
Love-juice
lycophytas
Mareva
maturity dates
maximum thickness line
mediation personnel
membrane panel
monoaminomonophosphatide
needle powder
non-negative characteristic form
nonbankrupt
octoxide
on stream
opening voltage
Paeonia qiui
parabolic dish
perilingual
photran
pituitary dwarfism
plant temperature
pop-under ad
porphyrotope
positive chemotaxes
price rates system
Randia sinensis
related ratio
relative fugacity
res sic stantibus
right down
sack-duster
seakeeping test
shipborne radio equipment
shiplap siding
single dotted map
softners
strong drinks
subhead lamp
support construction
suture parieto-frontal
tany
technorama
theoretical probability distribution
three-step
through pass
tight-packed lattice
timing-gear case
toyn
transport semitrailer
treeaty reinsurance
trick nto
Trillium kamtschaticum
unalterable principle
wedge in
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