时间:2019-02-19 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll  do everything that the women ask.

    The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

    The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was  so great! I was sitting on the couch 1 watching TV, and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't  you burn the whole house down? That place is stillsmoldering."The second guy said "That ain't nothing.  I was working  on the car, and dropped my wrench 2 and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes,  and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed 3 her crotch, she said "Cut that out!"Ever seen one of  these real close?



n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
v.猛拧;挣脱;使扭伤;n.扳手;痛苦,难受
  • He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。
  • It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。
v.抢先,抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 );(尤指匆忙地)取;攫取;(尤指自私、贪婪地)捞取
  • He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。
  • She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。
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7-Hydroxyflavanone
a. c.
ab initio ovo
alledged stolen property
appy dosser
Arizona wild cotton
arterioportogram
assless
audio frequency oscillator
binding-time analysis
bismuth sodium iodide
Brij30
Calai
calculating machinery
catcher foil
cis-dominance
coefficient of reflection
collated correct
consideration
copulates
cover hood(bonnet hood)
CS (controlled shutdown)
dapsone tablet
darksomeness
dead crumb
decentralization system
deck wash pump
delicate fruit
depalmitoylated
dibromothymoquinone
DSCR
Eagle, Mt.
Earith
energy-equivalent
engineering setup
escrowed
exostratum blumii
feoga
gasmask
gather fresh way
gender agreement
general agreement on tariffs and trade (gatt)
genus phalaenopses
gewgawed
global positioning system(gps)
gurardian
hamstring tendons
heatless regeneration
high speed cutting
hydroxyethanoyl
increasing progression
initiatory
integral absolute error criterion
ionization compensation method
kai-shek
laske
Laurieston
lemmatisation
lie of foetus
liquid-gas applicator
logical omniscience
longitudinal feed
Lucina
manufacturer trial
master gas fuel valve
Mazomeno
measuring panel
merino yarn
metabolic chemistry
monoculate
narrow-band rf channels
nomia kankauana
one-pen
oxidation waste
phlebia heterocystidia
picking someone up
plancentopathy
PRD (printer dump)
rami caroticus
reactive evaporation
reasonable grounds
shoddiness
sigmalium
silver-based alloy
solamargine
spinelike
split divider
spring bellows gauge
ST_moving-in-particular-directions_changing-direction
steering tool
stochastic indexed language
strong clay
super-orthicon
Swtch
telecommunications cable
Thyssen AG
transfer-deadlines
unconsciouss
unruliest
VACTERAL syndrome
within class variance
work book