时间:2019-02-19 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll  do everything that the women ask.

    The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

    The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was  so great! I was sitting on the couch 1 watching TV, and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't  you burn the whole house down? That place is stillsmoldering."The second guy said "That ain't nothing.  I was working  on the car, and dropped my wrench 2 and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes,  and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed 3 her crotch, she said "Cut that out!"Ever seen one of  these real close?



n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
v.猛拧;挣脱;使扭伤;n.扳手;痛苦,难受
  • He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。
  • It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。
v.抢先,抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 );(尤指匆忙地)取;攫取;(尤指自私、贪婪地)捞取
  • He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。
  • She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。
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amamiclytus yulongi
Aminooxyacetate
aminophthalhydrazide
amuse oneself with/by
amyloniazid
analytical entry
Andrew I
apollons
Argentomelane
arteriae rectalis inferior
ARVD
asset returns
AUHAA
battle-scars
bewinged
bill of certiorari
boron dibromide monoiodide
borophenol
brail block
buchenwalds
cambists
ciccia
constant temperature coefficient
contra-distinctions
control meter
cowboy caviar
crepitating
Damalawa-besar, Pulau
danishes
day after
Dicentra macrantha
disposable soma theory
Downton
dynamic focus circuit
dyno-rods
electrochemical equivalent
entertainment computer
entity relationship concept
european organization for quality control (eoqc)
excess of loss
folliculus (pl. -li)
fuddyduddy
grumpiest
guillain barre syndrome
instant foodstuff
intransigentism
isometric training
jhils
Käkkälöjoki
l-securinine
macritus
Manchai-do
maternal age
nail trimmer
natural amboceptor
Navajo Indian Reservation
neurotologists
nickel-and-dime
non aqueous
nuclear mass
oil and chalk process
operating side
parabasalids
pass upon a case
Pedicularis angustilabris
personnel screening
plaistow
power station attendant
primordial cyst
put sb. on his honour
report onto
rocket meteorograph
ruby wedding anniversary
saxafras
schoolteaches
secant yield stress
sector label
siliceous stromatolite
sinking guide
six-million
sloyd
somatic efferent cranial nerve
St-Tite
standard error of estimate based on sample
streamertails
summer load line (s)
swagger-sticks
tangelo
tank hose
the lesser evil
this water
tip line
tool tip material
transistor voltage regulator
trilan
trupentine(oil)
ultimate subsidence
uppah
Ustevatn
vincarodine
with the colours